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Penske_Account · 08-07-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk

I've only had one guy ask for Slot C, do you FB boys really like it that much, or do you just like to talk about it?

Yes.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 08-07-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
No. I'd do LFB. Why not, maybe I'd learn something.

And as a bonus, she's a cheap date. Not like she eats or anything...

Replaced_Texan · 08-07-2003, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
A few questions:

1. Is this one of those "I was a stripper, but now I realize how disgusting it all was and I think all the guys who go to strip clubs are evil assholes" type rants?

2. Is it the polar opposite of the above, in following the "being a stripper lets me experience the power of my womanhood, and is liberating for all women involved" line?

3. Are there pictures?

4. Am I in any of the pictures?

1. No.

2. Sort of. But it's more of a "I was a stripper and I got into the sisterhood thing because I danced for a while at the Lusty Lady, but I'm still not sure about why I got into it and I'm going back to come to terms with what stripping really means." It's also a "I'm very interested in the history of stripping and the stories that are out there so I'm going to look a little deeper and ask a bunch of strippers for their stories."

3. On the front cover there's a picture of a made up eye and back inside cover there's a picture of the author. She's busty.

4. Not unless you've had a sex change since I last saw you.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-07-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. Sort of. But it's more of a "I was a stripper and I got into the sisterhood thing because I danced for a while at the Lusty Lady, but I'm still not sure about why I got into it and I'm going back to come to terms with what stripping really means." It's also a "I'm very interested in the history of stripping and the stories that are out there so I'm going to look a little deeper and ask a bunch of strippers for their stories."

I've read it too. I liked it.
In the same vein (the "stripping is interesting historically + sort of empowering blah blah blah "vein) I started reading the "Sisters of Salome". I don't know how a book about stripping could be one of the most boring books ever, but it is. I gave up halfway. Would not recommend.

Anne Elk · 08-07-2003, 02:26 PM

Toungue spliting illegal in Illinois.

No pictures.

NotFromHere · 08-07-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And as a bonus, she's a cheap date. Not like she eats or anything...

yeah but she makes up for it with all the cigarettes and cocaine. It could end up being quite expensive.

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
But, when I see the size of Tab A there ain't no way it's going into Slot C. Other, smaller tabs, have played with Slot C.

Don't say that until you've seen the particular Tab A.

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Toungue spliting illegal in Illinois.

No pictures.

Not really illegal, you just have to go to a Dr. or dentist. I foresee a new medical specialty in Ill.

Pretty Little Flower · 08-07-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
So, to pull a popular move around here and turn a topic into my own, I remember seeing in the French flick "Fat Girl" that the cad-eventual-deflower told this girl that having anal intercourse would allow her to remain a virgin, but still be a demonstration of her love.

Anyone ever had this line tried on them?

I have. It almost worked, too. But then Penske was too drunk to get it up.

TISVVWWT (There is something very very wrong with that.)

08-07-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't say that until you've seen the particular Tab A.

Do you ever sit at work, doing really boring document review and think to yourself, "Man, I could go for a really wild fucking right now?" Like I want to go down to the sidewalk and find some Big Tex coming back from Au Bon Pain and just invite him up to the office for a few minutes.

NotFromHere · 08-07-2003, 02:35 PM

OK, seems like I'm head of the Charlie's Angels committee even though I have not seen the movies. Well, it was free on HBO, but even then, 20 minutes was all I could take.
And knowing that this will send half of you out to "Google" here goes....

Aug. 7 — Cameron Diaz’s lawyers are fighting tooth and nail to keep nudie pics of her from going public — and some are wondering why, seeing as how the Internet is loaded with provocative shots of the star. A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH of “Cameron Diaz nude” turns up numerous sites that show multiple photos of the actress — or someone who looks an awfully lot like her — in various states of undress. (Scoop warning: some of these sites have added features or pop-up ads that are downright nasty.) “Cameron is sweet,” says a source who knows her “but let’s face it, she’s not Mother Teresa and has not been shy about showing her body on a number of occasions. Those must be some pretty wild shots.”

Please someone let me know if the pop-up ads are truly "downright nasty" or if these people are just sensitive.

I hate Cameron Diaz anyway

Anne Elk · 08-07-2003, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't say that until you've seen the particular Tab A.

Tab A on the only guy who asked for Slot C was, ahem, well, really, ah, big in both girth and length.

Is there an average size to Tab A, or have I been lucky enough to date men who are mostly* well endowed?

Anne
I've run the gamut from "Will the condom to stay on?" to "OH MY GOD! Will the condom fit?"

Penske_Account · 08-07-2003, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And as a bonus, she's a cheap date. Not like she eats or anything...

good, more for me.

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you ever sit at work, doing really boring document review and think to yourself, "Man, I could go for a really wild fucking right now?" Like I want to go down to the sidewalk and find some Big Tex coming back from Au Bon Pain and just invite him up to the office for a few minutes.

I don't think we have Au Bon Pain here. At least not in my end of the tunnel.

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Tab A on the only guy who asked for Slot C was, ahem, well, really, ah, big in both girth and length.

Is there an average size to Tab A, or have I been lucky enough to date men who are mostly* well endowed?

Anne
I've run the gamut from "Will the condom to stay on?" to "OH MY GOD! Will the condom fit?"

You'll just have to wait til Breasticle Day to find out.*

SS
*Not Kobe