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08-07-2003, 04:37 PM
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#17476
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But I tend to always remember the cake. I love cake.
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ditto.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-07-2003, 04:39 PM
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#17477
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by evenodds
It's a common groom's cake.
Uh, not for common grooms, but were groom's cakes traditional, it would be a traditional groom's cake.
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I had a chocolate velvet groom's cake, but then again, I was an exceptionally uncommon groom.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-07-2003, 04:40 PM
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#17478
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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No Slot C Rippage
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I've only had one guy ask for Slot C, do you FB boys really like it that much, or do you just like to talk about it?
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I don't like it or talking about it, and I have often wondered myself whether that many men really enjoy it. Why is Howard Stern so fascinated with it? Why is there so much of it in porn? Is it because more men like it than I think, because men who are the bulk buyers of porn disproportionately like it, or because the producers/directors are out of touch with what we really want?
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Boogers!
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08-07-2003, 04:40 PM
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#17479
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Menu Question
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
edited to wonder aloud how the tomato basil versus asparagus soup turned into weddings -- I don't recall Str8 saying that this dinner is for a wedding. Did I black out again?
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He never said it. Skillful lawyers that we are, we inferred it, you drunk. |
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08-07-2003, 04:45 PM
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#17480
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Menu Question
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Can you open PDF files? Str8 will be PMming you an invite forthwith. As will we all.
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Sure, I will add them to my pile of "who the hell is this kid" graduation invitations that I received earlier this year.
I don't want to get off on a rant about the appropriateness of sending graduation invitations halfway across the country to unrelated people you know cannot make it to the party and haven't seen you or your kid in over 10 years, so I won't. But I will say that they should save the printing and postage and just send a simple postcard saying "send some fucking money." Oh yeah, and just because you know my parents doesn't mean that I give a shit about your child's graduation or marriage or sex change or parole or whatever "special" event you want me to contribute to.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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08-07-2003, 04:46 PM
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#17481
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't like it or talking about it, and I have often wondered myself whether that many men really enjoy it. Why is Howard Stern so fascinated with it? Why is there so much of it in porn? Is it because more men like it than I think, because men who are the bulk buyers of porn disproportionately like it, or because the producers/directors are out of touch with what we really want?
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WHile I am admittedly not the pornisseur that you are, I ahve to say it isnt THAT common like less than one in ten shots in a non fetish (which is not to say no asian chicks, Atticus) porno. Perhaps you are an assman and tend to get the movies like Baby Got Back ten which cater to men who like asses and then go the extra step .
I am now wondering if self avowed assmen (such as SD) tend to dig anal more than a breastman or legman. Do breastmen enjoy giving pearl necklaces more ? Probably.
And if so, does this mean that Ben Affleck, who is into the biggest ass in the business, is really into anal and possibly really a gay? With Matt DAmon?
Also, in Family Business, I noticed that the c
ute jewish porn producer guy seemed to be personally into female ejaculate and anal. So maybe its not so much a market demand driven thing as it is just the moviemakers personal taste? |
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08-07-2003, 04:47 PM
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#17482
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
pearl necklaces
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Does anyone remember what inspired the fashion guy on QESG to say something like "everyone looks good in a pearl necklace"? |
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08-07-2003, 04:51 PM
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#17483
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He never said it. Skillful lawyers that we are, we inferred it, you drunk.
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A good friend who has no interest in being in a serious relationship feels screwed by not getting a big party unless she gets married, so she is considering having a giant bash catered for herself instead. As she has assured me she will not make me wear a poofy pastel unbridesmaid's dress, I am going to get her a hell of a present. She's right, why shouldn't she?
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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08-07-2003, 04:52 PM
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#17484
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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No Slot C Rippage
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHile I am admittedly not the pornisseur that you are, I ahve to say it isnt THAT common like less than one in ten shots in a non fetish (which is not to say no asian chicks, Atticus) porno. Perhaps you are an assman and tend to get the movies like Baby Got Back ten which cater to men who like asses and then go the extra step .
I am now wondering if self avowed assmen (such as SD) tend to dig anal more than a breastman or legman. Do breastmen enjoy giving pearl necklaces more ? Probably.
And if so, does this mean that Ben Affleck, who is into the biggest ass in the business, is really into anal and possibly really a gay? With Matt DAmon?
Also, in Family Business, I noticed that the c
ute jewish porn producer guy seemed to be personally into female ejaculate and anal. So maybe its not so much a market demand driven thing as it is just the moviemakers personal taste?
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I would say it's more like 4 in 10 shots (or scenes, as not to confuse anyone). It seems like every vanilla porn has some spelunking in it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-07-2003, 04:52 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone remember what inspired the fashion guy on QESG to say something like "everyone looks good in a pearl necklace"?
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Wasn't it because the SG's girl was very nicely put together and her outfit included a quaint little pearl necklace? It went something like "Oh wow, she looks great, very classy, even has on a nice pearl necklace" ..... "Well, everyone looks good in a pearl necklace <smirk>"
Of course, it does not top my favorite -- "A hooker in Trenton is looking for her shoes."
edited to say that HeatBlister is probably right on this one -- I think I got it confused with the proposal guy and his very "classy" babe.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
Last edited by ThrashersFan; 08-07-2003 at 04:56 PM..
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08-07-2003, 04:53 PM
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#17486
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Slot C Action
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Evenodds' suggestion and this one are both good, but it almost seems like too much work. I mean, it doesn't seem to bother her that she doesn't have orgasms. Which is actually the part that bothers me. And now, I'm thinking, why I am going to run around doing all this stuff when she doesn't even care. And how would I buy a vibrator? That's the kind of thing women, even non-orgasmic ones, are supposed to buy for themselves.
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Buy her a strap on. From the whiny tone of your post, it sounds like you'd like get pegged.
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08-07-2003, 04:54 PM
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#17487
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would say it's more like 4 in 10 shots (or scenes, as not to confuse anyone). It seems like every vanilla porn has some spelunking in it.
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Gape shots and atm seem to be becoming more common.
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08-07-2003, 04:55 PM
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#17488
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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qefsg
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone remember what inspired the fashion guy on QESG to say something like "everyone looks good in a pearl necklace"?
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They were having the LI husband buy a pearl necklace to match the earrings he had given his wife years earlier. I think the earrings were the only gift he had ever given her. In the episode that reminded us all that foie gras is not for everyone.
Edited to fix typo and change re:line. Enough with the slot c rippage. |
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08-07-2003, 04:55 PM
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#17489
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Menu Question
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Originally posted by purse junkie
A good friend who has no interest in being in a serious relationship feels screwed by not getting a big party unless she gets married, so she is considering having a giant bash catered for herself instead. As she has assured me she will not make me wear a poofy pastel unbridesmaid's dress, I am going to get her a hell of a present. She's right, why shouldn't she?
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Hell yeah (do I have nothing else to do today?). At my first wedding, my father and mother stood with me before I went down the aisle and said "You don't have to do this. We can just go to the reception hall and have a kick ass party fo no particular reason." I should have done that. Not that the first hubby was a bad guy -- I guess they just knew I would end up walking out on him eventually.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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08-07-2003, 04:57 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Not that the first hubby was a bad guy -- I guess they just knew I would end up walking out on him eventually.
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He wasn't a bad guy, but you walked out on him? |
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