Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by purse junkie
A good friend who has no interest in being in a serious relationship feels screwed by not getting a big party unless she gets married, so she is considering having a giant bash catered for herself instead. As she has assured me she will not make me wear a poofy pastel unbridesmaid's dress, I am going to get her a hell of a present. She's right, why shouldn't she?

Uh, because it completely mistakes a wedding for a day-long celebration of the existence of the bride?

I guess WASPs need to come up with their own bat mitzvahs and quinceañeras before we can finally reclaim the wedding ceremony from the bride's raging ego.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Uh, because it completely mistakes the purpose of a wedding as a day-long celebration of the existence of the bride?

Too true.

Further, although never married myself, I have been a best man twice, been a groomsman 11 times, and have been to at least 50 other weddings - of all shapes and sizes.

And I don't think I have EVER, EVER eaten a piece of wedding cake. Most of the time, I don't even see the cake once it is cut [and/or mushed into the newlyweds faces - usually a harbinger for divorce]

not7y(drinkin', dancin', flirtin' fool)S

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Str8 will be PMming you an invite forthwith.

Atticus, you are tops on my crush list, but the sex fantasy doesn't work for me when you show up in breeches and a doublet.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
He wasn't a bad guy, but you walked out on him?

Let's just say that when I graduated from law school he was content where we were and I was ready to come screaming out of the starting gate. He needed a nice girl with a job -- not a tornado with a career. And he didn't like baseball -- he wanted to move back near his parents after I finished school and I wanted to move to be near my "boys of summer." Just friends who never should have taken it further (well, I mean we could have still fucked because the sex was great but we shouldn't have gotten married).

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would say it's more like 4 in 10 shots (or scenes, as not to confuse anyone). It seems like every vanilla porn has some spelunking in it.

spelunking. that's hot. tex.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Buy her a strap on. From the whiny tone of your post, it sounds like you'd like get pegged.

TM

I think this is where I'm supposed to get all pissed off and do the whole "You fucker, you implied I want it in the ass, and that means I'm gay, and I'm not, really, but I'll kick your sweet, sweet ass if you imply that I am again" thing, right?

I've always thought that men's aversion to discussion of action with their own Slot C is kind of homophobic. We've all got prostates, and I am down with some Slot C action via Tab D or one or two of Tabs E through I, but a plasticky fake Tab A seemed kind of cold and uninviting when a previous girlfriend poked it Slot C's way. Mostly, I think that my lack of interest in my Slot C getting worked is due to the fact that the worker wouldn't be able to give much attention to Tab A, then.

Which brings me to standard male fantasy number one, two Slot Bs at once. Still working on that one. The current recipient of my affection is definitely not into that.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I was ready to come screaming out of the starting gate.

Wow!

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Actually, I do hate babies, unless they belong to relatives or pals--then I'm just bored senseless by them.

You sound like my sock puppet. Except that I don't buy expensive purses. Any kind of purse makes me look like a guy with a purse, which is not a good look for most guys.

Seriously, though, I don't "get" the baby thing. They sit there and spit and poop. I would rather sit with my grandmother and listen to Celene Dion records than play with someone's kid--and she is dead so you can imagine how much I hate them. I don't even feign interest.

But this was an older kid we really liked and otherwise happily spent time with. The parents responded to our invite to "Jane and Bob Doe" with a "Jane, Bob and Junior will be attending" so we had to speak up.

Good for you. I hope you used lots of cuss-words. Sometimes people just don't get the message until you call their kid a couple of four-letter words, insult their mommas and question the paternity of their family members.

And agree on the cake. Everyone likes that.

Why would you go to a wedding for the cake? I can buy a lot of cake for a few hundred bucks. And not cheap cake either. I am talking like Entenmans or one of those other classy cakes.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

I am now wondering if self avowed assmen (such as SD) tend to dig anal more than a breastman or legman. Do breastmen enjoy giving pearl necklaces more ? Probably.

I can take it or leave it. You have to at least try it with everyone you date just to make sure you've explored every facet of the SO's sexual personality, but its not something I have a strong deire to do.

S(I can't see myself tagging my wife in the ass on a regular basis... unless she really dug it)D

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I think this is where I'm supposed to get all pissed off and do the whole "You fucker, you implied I want it in the ass, and that means I'm gay, and I'm not, really, but I'll kick your sweet, sweet ass if you imply that I am again" thing, right?

I've always thought that men's aversion to discussion of action with their own Slot C is kind of homophobic. We've all got prostates, and I am down with some Slot C action via Tab D or one or two of Tabs E through I, but a plasticky fake Tab A seemed kind of cold and uninviting when a previous girlfriend poked it Slot C's way. Mostly, I think that my lack of interest in my Slot C getting worked is due to the fact that the worker wouldn't be able to give much attention to Tab A, then.

Which brings me to standard male fantasy number one, two Slot Bs at once. Still working on that one. The current recipient of my affection is definitely not into that.

One of my best friends loves having slot C action. He likes it so much his wife thinks he's bi.

S(don't ever let a woman perform oral on slot C - its very uncomfortable*)D

* Totally twisted chick did this, not my wife.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
spelunking. that's hot. tex.

Thank you. My MO for the FB is to turn everyone on.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I've always thought that men's aversion to discussion of action with their own Slot C is kind of homophobic. We've all got prostates, and I am down with some Slot C action via Tab D or one or two of Tabs E through I, but a plasticky fake Tab A seemed kind of cold and uninviting when a previous girlfriend poked it Slot C's way. Mostly, I think that my lack of interest in my Slot C getting worked is due to the fact that the worker wouldn't be able to give much attention to Tab A, then.

okay, Tab A is the winky, Slot B is the cooch, Slot C is the bummy, Tabs E through I are the fingers so Tab D would be...OMG, tongue in the bummy?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
One of my best friends loves having slot C action. He likes it so much his wife thinks he's bi.

Sebby, you sure seem to have a lot of "friends" who have told you a lot of details about their sex lives, which, conveniently, were all relevant to today's discussion topics.

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
Fringey, while your second paragraph mitigates the problem, I am still shocked to see you posting about wedding cake.

For fuck's sake. Take it to ivillage.com, people!

Well said, RP. Carry on.

not7yS

[robustpuppy]

Deleted double post (Sorry. This time it's jet lag that caused the quote rather than edit glitch.)