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Connect_the_Dots · 08-07-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Gape shots and atm seem to be becoming more common.

I am not a connassieur of porn, so enlighten me. I think I can figure out what a gape shot is, but what is an "atm"?

mmm3587 · 08-07-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I've only had one guy ask for Slot C, do you FB boys really like it that much, or do you just like to talk about it?

I dig it, but only as an occasional novelty. And it's good only with lover who you are familiar with; it's not first date kind of stuff. The feeling is very different and probably benefits the man more than the woman (after all, it's not directly hitting the bean), but I think that it can still be pleasurable for both parties when done correctly and carefully and with appropriate lubricants.

As for its prevalence in porn, I think that's probably due to the perceived pain and degredation of it. Which is too bad, because I don't think that sex should really be about demeaning or belitting someone, even in porn. But that's a big aspect of porn, along with the direction of ejaculate towards faces and breasts.

Me, I just like the nudity and the fucking.

08-07-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Gape shots and atm seem to be becoming more common.

Gape shjots? atm? clarify

ThrashersFan · 08-07-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
And [spelunking is] good only with lover who you are familiar with; [spelunking is] not first date kind of stuff.

The understatement of the year. Not that I have actual knowledge, but I would be aghast if a first date asked me to spelunk.

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Originally posted by mmm3587 Me, I just like the nudity and the fucking.

We should put this in a parenthetical after the current board motto.

mmm3587 · 08-07-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Gape shjots? atm? clarify

A gape shot shows something gaping open after something has been inserted to it for a little while. I think atm is short for ass to mouth.

evenodds · 08-07-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I dig it, but only as an occasional novelty. And it's good only with lover who you are familiar with; it's not first date kind of stuff. The feeling is very different and probably benefits the man more than the woman (after all, it's not directly hitting the bean), but I think that it can still be pleasurable for both parties when done correctly and carefully and with appropriate lubricants.

Hitting the bean is not the only way women have orgasms, and Slot C action, done correctly, can be amazing.

Even(or so SD's friends have told me)Odds

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 08-07-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
so Tab D would be...OMG, tongue in the bummy?

They're not talking about a big pink soda can, sister... (or at least I hope not).

08-07-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
One of my best friends loves having slot C action. He likes it so much his wife thinks he's bi.

S(don't ever let a woman perform oral on slot C - its very uncomfortable*)D

* Totally twisted chick did this, not my wife.

Why is it uncomfortalbe/ Does she have scales on her tongue or are you just empathetic to how gross it must be to stick one's tongue into the nasty sweaty hairy ass of a man?*

*Getting on the assterick bandwagon. I assume that a woman eating Slave's ass out would not face a nasty sweaty hairy ass but would have a serious case of razor burn.

SlaveNoMore · 08-07-2003, 05:27 PM

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LessinSF
I don't like it or talking about it, and I have often wondered myself whether that many men really enjoy it. Why is Howard Stern so fascinated with it? Why is there so much of it in porn? Is it because more men like it than I think, because men who are the bulk buyers of porn disproportionately like it, or because the producers/directors are out of touch with what we really want?

I've wondered it myself, and I think it has less to do with the desire of men to do it, more to do with the taboo aspect and "ease" aspect as presented on screen.

I [and many guys I know] just don't enjoy it because it is far too much work. Slow to begin. Products required. Can be very (usually) messy. And once started, will preclude other acts.

In porn the porn world - just as every hospital patient is healthy and soon to be fucked by two tanned enhanced nurses in high heels and a whymple - a guy will, voila, just start doing anal, then go to oral, and vaginal, without nary a concern.

not7yS

speaking of porn cliches, I've yet to meet a woman who owned up to wanting to do a DP

robustpuppy · 08-07-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
speaking of porn cliches, I've yet to meet a woman who owned up to wanting to do a DP

do you mean double penetration?

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-07-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sebby, you sure seem to have a lot of "friends" who have told you a lot of details about their sex lives, which, conveniently, were all relevant to today's discussion topics. Hmmm.

Hey, I have loads of friends... and sex is a topic I like to discuss. its easy and rarely gets boring.

Now if you're insinuating that I am actually the friends I'm speaking of, well, I see your point. All I have is my word. I do not like slot C action, but yes, like most men, I've had it done to me by a woman fond of experimenting.

We haven't discussed anything terribly exotic today. Maybe the blood thing, but even that's pretty commonplace shit.

S(Now if I could recall law like I can recall high school drunk stories....)D

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Gape shjots? atm? clarify

1. Slot C adapts to the presence of Tab A. After time, Slot C stays open after the removal of Tab A. The brown eye is wide open. Gaping, if you will.

2. Ass-to-mouth.

08-07-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
The understatement of the year. Not that I have actual knowledge, but I would be aghast if a first date asked me to spelunk.

We should put this in a parenthetical after the current board motto.

I had a first date with a hot tex ask me if he could go down on me. I thought that was inappropriate first date behavior, certinaly not for a classy lady like me, so I just fucked him.

08-07-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
1. Slot C adapts to the presence of Tab A. After time, Slot C stays open after the removal of Tab A. The brown eye is wide open. Gaping, if you will.

2. Ass-to-mouth.

And now I know why my dad calls Alec Baldwin a gaping asshole. I cannot blelieve that is the source of my dad's beloved term. I feel like I just walked in on my parents having sex.

ltl/fb · 08-07-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
1. Slot C adapts to the presence of Tab A. After time, Slot C stays open after the removal of Tab A. The brown eye is wide open. Gaping, if you will.

Would such gaping not cause problems? This aspect now makes it seem like a very, very bad idea.