Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Then how do we tell you apart?

I have bigger tits. Duh.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Bulimia is so 1990. Cosmetic surgery is the new bulimia.

And I'm not sure what fur you're referring to. I, like Abba, am smooth as an asian teenaged hooker.

wahtever you say. good to know you are getting your insulating fur waxed off.

psst, the hubby will start objecting to the downtime after surgery soon. if he's not protesting, start checkign the credit card bills.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


psst, the hubby will start objecting to the downtime after surgery soon. if he's not protesting, start checkign the credit card bills.

You have no idea how much I wish this were true...

Truly.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have no idea how much I wish this were true...

Truly.

If you share a bed with your children, he may make fewer demands on you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I, like Abba, am smooth as an asian teenaged hooker.

Wow, that makes three of us.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have no idea how much I wish this were true...

Truly.

you wish he would object to downtime or you wish he was having an affair? you lost me (not that it is a challenge to do so).

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you share a bed with your children, he will make fewer demands on you.

this is the icky-est thing I have ever read.

Truly.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wow, that makes three of us.

whiff

()I()

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do builder of new homes:

a) put those high phallic-looking rounded windows on the front of everything;

b) put as many roof peaks as they can on every home; and

c) put brick or fake stone on the fronts of homes and siding on the sides?

If you can afford to buy one of these huge monster homes, why would you skimp on getting brick all around? And why the huge waste of space foyer in the front with the massive palladium windows? What are you ever going to use that space for?

My in laws have a phallus room at the front of their home and its just this huge soaring waste of space. I don't get it.

On b), since they got photoshop to make pictures. Surely this is not entirely real.

But, yeah, every house apparently now needs elements of at least three architectural styles. You need some brick-face, some (simulated) wood (grain) siding, and some stone. Otherwise it doesn't sufficiently communicate that you've made it.

House went up near me . . . another abomination. Stone on one side, sort of tudor. Other side has the giant greek columns, but not quite in a Georgian revival style, because they're on the part of the house using stone-colored stucco. The topper is the statutette out front of two children on a swing. Jesus, however, is not watching over them. Or grabbing the boy's nuts.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
this is the icky-est thing I have ever read.

Truly.

just trying to help.

have a new wing built on the house with a secret hiding room?

[Not Flaming]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

My in laws have a phallus .....and its just this huge soaring waste of space. I don't get it.

Sounds like you want it though, not that there is anything wrong with that, even though the in-laws part is a little kinky, but what the hey, try loosening up their inhibitions with some viagra laced jaegermeister and then offer to take their phallus.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That show would be No. 1 in Neilsen with a bullet, and we all know it.

Why do you think people rubberneck at accident scenes? Some psychiatrist recently published an essay about this, where he said people get many somewhat pleasurable, or somewhat titilating emotions from sad or horrific events. I wish I could find the piece. Basically, he was saying there's a certain strangely satisfying "Thank God that ain't me" reaction people get from seeing bad things happen to others. I think that's the emotion that drives such horrorshow reality programs - a "God, my life really isn't that bad" kick.

The concept is called "schadenfreude" in German, and it's been around almost since the beginning of psychiatry. It's not a new concept.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The concept is called "schadenfreude" in German, and it's been around almost since the beginning of psychiatry. It's not a new concept.

Nor is publishing an article recycling an old theory into something new and remarkable.

[robustpuppy]

Sebastian
Why do you think people rubberneck at accident scenes? Some psychiatrist recently published an essay about this, where he said people get many somewhat pleasurable, or somewhat titilating emotions from sad or horrific events. I wish I could find the piece. Basically, he was saying there's a certain strangely satisfying "Thank God that ain't me" reaction people get from seeing bad things happen to others. I think that's the emotion that drives such horrorshow reality programs - a "God, my life really isn't that bad" kick.

Originally posted by taxwonk
The concept is called "schadenfreude" in German, and it's been around almost since the beginning of psychiatry. It's not a new concept.

Yeah, and I think there was once this reality show about this cat who gouged out his own eyes after killing his dad and fucking his mom, and this dude didn't even live in some proley zip. And then there was the one about this raving bitch who killed her own kids just for revenge on her husband, who cheated on her with some younger chick whose dad was some well connected rich cat. I wonder what those psychiatrists would have to say about that. Some fucked up shit.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
just trying to help.

have a new wing built on the house with a secret hiding room?

Now this idea I love...

I've got to go call the architect.