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bold_n_brazen · 01-26-2005, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you were really as nonchlant about this as you claim to be, you would not be making us jump through all these hoops. In fact, this whole "PM me for my name and bar number" things smells like a trap to me. But you other suckers go ahead. Prediction: Ironweak was the first to PM. It is almost worth taking him off my ignore list to see the consequences of his idiocy. Sucker.

Hell, if I like you enough, I'll even send you naked pictures.

01-26-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I won the award for the worst use of the anon feature EVER? Really? Cool. Mom will be so proud

Alex

Alex, I will take Not From Here for 1000.

01-26-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hell, if I like you enough, I'll even send you naked pictures.

I think PLF would probably prefer that "Manhunt" publicity shot again, iykwim. And I think you do. NTTAWWT. No offense.

Replaced_Texan · 01-26-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Yes. But can you bring the dogs in first? I think the big one wanted to do a Shifty-Style Ball Poppin' on me, and I had a hell of a time getting over that hedge.

Will do. Though the little one is harmless and will just lick you to death. She likes to give kisses. My neighbor thinks the hedge simply suffered from lack of water, so don't bring up the details your escape if he happens to be around.

bold_n_brazen · 01-26-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alex

Alex, I will take Not From Here for 1000.

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about this one....

SlaveNoMore · 01-26-2005, 07:30 PM

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bold_n_brazen
Anyone who would like to know my full name and bar numbers, PM me, okay?

Are they new bars?

Those old ones you used to hang out at - TGI Fridays and Houlihans I believe - were a bit hokey.

01-26-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It just occurred to me that you all talk about this more than it ever happens.

But TM makes a good point.

We didnt say it happens a lot. We said we know your wife loves it and we know what she looks like bc you posted her pic before saying she loves it

Now I am concerned Mrs Rimjob isnt getting it nearly as much as she likes from you. Has she been out "kayaking" with bilmore lately?

How is Baby Rude Fat by the way?

str8outavannuys · 01-26-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Apparently some people believe the maxim that there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Evoking last week's Boston Legal. I think it might be starting suck. The basic premise was that lesbian lovers-and-business-partner publicists split up. One takes a bunch of clients, the other sues. Stupid stupid stupid. Turns out

[spoiler space]

it was all a publicity stunt. What kind of publicity stunt would involve paying pricey lawyers to do a whole fucking trial?

One more episode like that and I'm done.

bold_n_brazen · 01-26-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are they new bars?

Those old ones you used to hang out at - TGI Fridays and Houlihans I believe - were a bit hokey.

It's so obvious that you want me.

NotFromHere · 01-26-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm pretty sure you're wrong about this one....

And I am 100% sure she is wrong about this one.

str8outavannuys · 01-26-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are probably enough data points on this board to figure out exactly who I am.

2. (Hell I posted a link to a clip of my wife on TV). But I'm an open book, natch. Death to the secretive secreters. Open society! Cmon biiatchez, live a litto bitto.

NotFromHere · 01-26-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Evoking last week's Boston Legal. I think it might be starting suck. The basic premise was that lesbian lovers-and-business-partner publicists split up. One takes a bunch of clients, the other sues. Stupid stupid stupid. Turns out

[spoiler space]

it was all a publicity stunt. What kind of publicity stunt would involve paying pricey lawyers to do a whole fucking trial?

One more episode like that and I'm done.

What? They just introduced Betty White. She's going to do it with Danny Crane - you just watch. And at least they fired the ho. I still wonder why they let her hang around all day after they fired her. That would never happen here.

str8outavannuys · 01-26-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
The rule of thumb should be that the longer you post, the higher the odds rise that someone, if suitabily motivated, could figure it out.

I know that for me, it was probably the billboard on Wilshire that did it. I don't care who connected the data points, I was just too proud.

So this is what Angelyne does in her spare time? Pretends to me a male lawyer on the internet? I never woulda guessed.

(LA-based joke, if anyone cares, google away).

evenodds · 01-26-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And I am 100% sure she is wrong about this one.

Had you posted as the anon, you would have provided links to CNN's coverage of the Mons.

str8outavannuys · 01-26-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? They just introduced Betty White. She's going to do it with Danny Crane - you just watch. And at least they fired the ho. I still wonder why they let her hang around all day after they fired her. That would never happen here.

Lake Bell was NOT a ho. And my wife had the same question. I explained to her that it takes awhile to hand off projects to other lawyers, etc. etc. But maybe I'm wrong and they'd get your ass out of there that day. Who knows? At my old firm they'd want you billing 50 hour weeks during your 2 week notice.