Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 117

Sidd Finch · 03-02-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
But in this world, he needs to throw in the steak, the wine and the cigars.

You sure about that?

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I hereby retract any statements that might imply that Ironweed and I are friends. Apparently this is making him a pariah.

you called him a former friend. not a friend.

Ironweed, I'll be your friend. If you leave me something good in your FB will.

Shape Shifter · 03-02-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you called him a former friend. not a friend.

Ironweed, I'll be your friend. If you leave me something good in your FB will.

The dead one is someone else, whom I will miss. *sniff*

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The dead one is someone else, whom I will miss. *sniff*

Ironweed just isn't dead yet. Not that I would do anything to you, Ironweed, if you decide to leave me cool stuff.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you called him a former friend. not a friend.

Ironweed, I'll be your friend. If you leave me something good in your FB will.

He was erstwhile because we thought he was dead, not because we lost the friendly feeling. Geeeez.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
fingey's got a boyfriend, fringey's got a boyfriend!

No no, raouaouaouaal likes tagging his wife and doesn't want to "tag" strange. So he can't be my boyfriend.

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He was erstwhile because we thought he was dead, not because we lost the friendly feeling. Geeeez.

see why my post was better? but no. you just had to run in and "fix" it.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
see why my post was better? but no. you just had to run in and "fix" it.

No. I'm hungry. I need donuts. Fetch.

Anyway, you can't be the serial killer, because you've met at least two people from the board, I think (RT and SS at ACL).

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. I'm hungry. I need donuts. Fetch.

Anyway, you can't be the serial killer, because you've met at least two people from the board, I think (RT and SS at ACL).

I've met the serial killer.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've met the serial killer.

See???? You've met, like, 3 people, 4 if we count Mr. Man (though, I don't think he counts, since you brought him here or whatever).

Fucking socialites.

SlaveNoMore · 03-02-2005, 08:23 PM

For those in need of a tax writeoff

Flinty_McFlint · 03-02-2005, 08:35 PM

Attention all FB'ers.

While I am not at liberty to reveal Person #1, who is now presumed dead, or very very sleepy, I am going to reveal the contents of em's last FB will and testament. An envelope was sent to me with instructions to open it if Person #1 was not heard from within 24 hours. The 3:30 p.m. deadline passed without word from Person #1, and I was truly saddened.

I expected to find a letter, or a videotape explaining his secretive behavior in the past few weeks, and at least some form of a will. Instead, I found a hi-res photo of tiger claw flipping the bird, several copies of National Geographic and The Economist, and what appears to be a bag of dried tiger dung. I have no idea what to make of this, but I'm pretty sure it was an insult.

So, I am driving to his house tonight, and after I console his wife, I will drink his scotch, sit in his favorite chair, listen to his NSYNC records and think somewhat fondly of him, and reminisce about all the times we shared. Then I'm going to shit on his pillow.

Regards,

Flinty

Hank Chinaski · 03-02-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, you just peel the cellophane up from the sides,

See I don't get this. With this sickness, I would think the cellophane would make it less exciting. Maybe it's because I've been monogamous for awhile, but I would think you would try to go bareback- don't you?

03-02-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was expecting a "I had Sunny side up, und I had Sunny side down, und I had Sunny all ze way around." But yours was funny too.

I want to fuck you. I never got the monke business but you complete me.

03-02-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I think there's a qualitative (and quantitative) difference between that and shitting on someone's face.

If a hot plate is shitting ion someone's face, what do you call shitting on someone's bed and where does that lie on teh scale? I thought I was smoking oregano and drinking maple syrup