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08-19-2005, 03:55 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.
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Why do you know this?
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08-19-2005, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you and Hank were an item,
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Earlier today she posted that she doesn't respect woman who work in strip clubs. I knew then I could never bring her home to meet mom. I broke up by PM immediately.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-19-2005, 03:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by dtb
Duh -- you can't be the pregnant lady -- you ARE the pregnant lady.
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It's not permanent. I expect there to be some break. (Someone is switching to jockey shorts from boxers and long hot baths from showers.)
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Far be it from me to poach your internet boyfriend. That is a sacred bond.
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08-19-2005, 04:06 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you read the piece in the Times about how studies show people personable waiters better, and that service usually isn't the prime deciding factor in tip size? It was in last week's oped section.
I do 25% if the person is exceptionally nice and super and I've loved the meal and am pretty drunk. I'll also tip way extra if I don't feel on dealing with getting change for the bills I have.
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I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-19-2005, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Done (and much better too) by The Man Show.
Done in the opposite direction on Reno 911 (put a "dead" stripper and a bunch of blood in bed with passed-out partner).
Been done so many times I can't even remember an exact reference.
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Well, I agree with you that the Captain but's been done. But the stripper bit has not been done in the reality TV format. And I can't find any reality TV version of the pregnant drunk bit either.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-19-2005, 04:08 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
the bill is $15 or less.
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I hope this isn't a common occurrence (that low a tab)
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08-19-2005, 04:08 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.
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Some friends and I had a bartender friend like that. The bill for a night of drinks for seven people would be $70. We'd give him $170.
He got fired, shockingly.
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08-19-2005, 04:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not permanent.
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Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-19-2005, 04:13 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope this isn't a common occurrence (that low a tab)
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I'm a girl.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-19-2005, 04:13 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.
Nary raises an eyebrow.
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Neeewww. Its got to be a joint full of high strung Guidos with cash, old rich farts and wanna be playas.
I need to get a decrepit Rittenhouse relic yelling at the pregnant drunk, followed by some Guido in a sharkskin suit bitching about how "Youuu're fuckin' up dis special dinner with my girlfriend, Candy."
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08-19-2005, 04:13 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not permanent. I expect there to be some break. (Someone is switching to jockey shorts from boxers and long hot baths from showers.)
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I don't get it.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Uh huh.
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What? It isn't? Now, is that any way to treat your new internet boyfriend? He has feelings, you know. |
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08-19-2005, 04:13 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).
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Or Dana Scully (13 or so months).
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-19-2005, 04:15 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some friends and I had a bartender friend like that. The bill for a night of drinks for seven people would be $70. We'd give him $170.
He got fired, shockingly.
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Oh. I thought she meant she only had 1 drink, but maybe there's a cheating bartender.
Or maybe she drinks really really cheap beer. I remember driving through Texas and Louisiana and seeing roadhouses with big signs advertising that they sell Falstaff.
How could a sign letting people know the main beer on tap is Falstaff bring people in? What is with the Southern mind?
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08-19-2005, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).
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The mere thought of that makes me want to cry. |
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08-19-2005, 04:16 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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ThurgreedMarshall
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