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leagleaze · 04-10-2003, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, now that looks kind of even more mutated, if you think of the top as the head rather than as mutated balls.

Hack that off too.

Ooooh ok. If you insist

ltl/fb · 04-10-2003, 12:54 AM

I like the kicky little ribbon tied around it. Like it's a gift. It's sweet.

leagleaze · 04-10-2003, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like the kicky little ribbon tied around it. Like it's a gift. It's sweet.

I didn't want its neck to get cold.

bilmore · 04-10-2003, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Ooooh ok. If you insist

You people have an awful lot of pent-up, hidden anger towards penis-bearers, don't you?

(Actually, not all THAT hidden. Ouch.)

ltl/fb · 04-10-2003, 12:57 AM

headaches make me sadistic. I love penises. Penii.

leagleaze · 04-10-2003, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

Also, leagl, any way to get quickly back to the last page you viewed without having to back up only two pages at a time? I'm finding this board impossible to follow with limited access over the past couple of weeks. It would be good if I could just remember what the last page I saw was (for example tonight I logged on and hadn't viewed since page 88 or 90) and go directly there. Maybe I can and I just don't know it.

n(ethernet access in hotels rocks though)cs

Yeah, instead of clicking on the last page when you come into the board, go in by clicking on the main link (the board name) then click on Go to first unread post.

Once you click on the last page of the board it thinks you have read that post, so you need to be sure to view it in that order.

Oh and make sure you have cookies on in your preferences.

leagleaze · 04-10-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
You people have an awful lot of pent-up, hidden anger towards penis-bearers, don't you?

(Actually, not all THAT hidden. Ouch.)

I was wondering when a man was gonna show up and yell at us

Hi Bilmore.

I will remind you I apparently liked the penis well enough to make a logo out of it. Now I readily concede I didn't think it looked like a penis until the others pointed it out...but ...oh...I forget what my point was.

Carry on.

tmdiva · 04-10-2003, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
That was SO wrong!!!!!!!! How could they send home Rickey before Carmen or the Skanky Kim? How could Carmen NOT be in the bottom 3?

Is this a sign of the impending apocalypse?

That makes me sad. I liked him.

I couldn't agree more. The only explanation I can come up with is Mormon bloc voting--they knew she was on the cusp so the phone trees and redial buttons were working overtime. On behalf of saner Mormons everywhere, I'd just like to apologize.

One of the blondies is gone next week FOR SURE.

tm

JustForFun · 04-10-2003, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb I love penises.

2.

evenodds · 04-10-2003, 01:49 AM

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[i]Originally posted by SEC_Chick
That was SO wrong!!!!!!!! How could they send home Rickey before Carmen or the Skanky Kim? How could Carmen NOT be in the bottom 3?

Is this a sign of the impending apocalypse?

That makes me sad. I liked him.

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I couldn't agree more. The only explanation I can come up with is Mormon bloc voting--they knew she was on the cusp so the phone trees and redial buttons were working overtime. On behalf of saner Mormons everywhere, I'd just like to apologize.

One of the blondies is gone next week FOR SURE.

tm

I cannot believe it.

Rickey did a wonderful job with Endless Love.

I am very upset. I would be much more upset were I not inebriated and watching this travesty on tape.

I cannot believe the trollops have remained in the competition.

The OddMan is calling out Kimberly Caldwell (though he understands because she looked hot) and Carmen Rasmussen ("she can't even hit notes in a goddamn blondie song . . . and they kept her?!!!!!").

Even(I have nothing else to say))Odds

c2ed · 04-10-2003, 03:23 AM

While Rickey was not my favorite by any means, he definitely was MUCH better than either Carmen or Kim C. That Carmen must appear on our nation's television screens for one more week is a travesty beyond compare (unless that comparison is to Nikki McKibben). America is absolutely tone deaf, that is the only explanation.

C(that, and the fix is in)deuced

04-10-2003, 08:47 AM

I defy anyone to top this classic. Nice jewish boy from the Five Towns gets a *Fila* Thunderbird (which I always assumed was the Firebird with the tacky red bird painted on the hood but now realize it was less cheezy than that, but it was still the Fila edition which is an Only on Long Island thing) for his sixteenth birthday from his father, a dentist. License plate "Toothboy"

Needless to say the son had to go into therapy for resenting his parents so much. Oy.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thank you. It was a Regal. But I think she was undecided between it and the Cutlass for a while. As you note, like it would have made a difference?

At least she didn't have a license plate (not "tag," I've really been down here for too long) that said "My Regal." I fucking hate that. Like I can't tell by looking at the back of your car what kind of fucking car it is, you money-wasting dipshit!

04-10-2003, 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

For example, I believed Paigow when she said she was playing with "classy," but not because of her lengthy explanation, which smacked of protesting too much (becausethe "I was kidding" or "it was deliberate" or "you have fallen into my trap" response seems like a post-hoc thing even when it's not). I'm sensitive to it because it's not uncommon that people don't realize that I'm being facetious. Not just here, where it's to be expected because it ruins the fun if you point out the joke as you're making it, but IRL, too.

No comprendo. Translation?

And speaking of classy, did anyone else groan at the site of the gal in the besequined tricolor tank top explaining that one of the attirbutes she has that the Bacnelor might enjoy is that she is classy? Let me be the first to say that, like with attractiveness, if you have to explian you are "classy", you probably (to use the WAY overused cliche post hoc explanatino for why you drew a conclusion) "Doth Protest Too Much".

And barely- why were you so convniced that this Bachelor is a total asshole? I dont see it. Is it a conclusion you drew based on the fact that he comes from an upper crust family? He actually seems like a relatively nice guy. Of course I always question how much of the things he has to say about shit like, my wife is in this room is actually scripted. Like, its safe to say, he could do better than 98% of these chicks (those I like kirsten and that Tina from Tennessee I think so far, aand Liz seems like a decent human being)

04-10-2003, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Socking again, paigow?

Ad(and no, as leagl pointed out, mods can't see through socks)L

Well, my JustForFun sock is played. Even PJ isnt falling for it anymoe. So I had to come up with a new one bc sometimes the law bores me. SOrry it was so obvious.

04-10-2003, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I made the following:

(this is a mouse pad)

I even made a thong:

Also, I kind of liked the idea of making the gavel the T in LawTalkers.

What do you guys think?

Two thoughts, one of which has probalby been expressed. Why is a lesbian drawing penises?

Also, I think the use of the gavel overlooks the fact that many of us are transactional types. How about entering the digital part of a xerox machine where you enter the client's billing code?