Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And in other news, did anyone see the story on Bears in Salon this week? Its all about the gay subculture of men who love men, body hair and non feminized clothes and all. Thank god. Men are about testosterone and hair and beer and fun and sex.

I've seen a lot of Bears -- a former GF worked in the hotel in SF that hosted the Bears convention every year (which led to some very interesting encounters with random tourists from flyover land). By an large, I wouldn't describe them as particularly masculine -- these are not hairy body-builders, but hairy butterballs.

Of course, that was several years ago, so YMMV. And NTTAWWT.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Which brings me around to the question of why do guys think that any girl in her right mind would want anything other than a friendly "I am gonna cum and you probably don't want this foul mess in your mouth" tap on the back of the head. Just take one hand off of the steering wheel and let me know you bastard. When I met my husband I told him that I uncontrollably clench my teeth if foul salty liquids are detected in my mouth and he has yet to miss a tap-out.

Some women like the taste.

And I'm told that there is a pretty broad range of taste, from the foul salty blech to sweeter than cream (this last bit of info by a gay man who'd sucked more dicks than I've seen).

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've seen a lot of Bears -- a former GF worked in the hotel in SF that hosted the Bears convention every year (which led to some very interesting encounters with random tourists from flyover land). By an large, I wouldn't describe them as particularly masculine -- these are not hairy body-builders, but hairy butterballs.

Of course, that was several years ago, so YMMV. And NTTAWWT.

Gilbert

Werent you the inspiration for Large Sweaty Hairy Man? Where is he? In Hedonism with chris?

And on a totally unrelated note, I am looking for recommendations on either an excellent how to book on business plans or an excellent how to website on business plans. I have had this idea brewing Rather than tie up the board, feel free to PM or IM me. thanks!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Some women like the taste.

And I'm told that there is a pretty broad range of taste, from the foul salty blech to sweeter than cream (this last bit of info by a gay man who'd sucked more dicks than I've seen).

I've been told that most dislike the texture (although few have claimed to like the taste)...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope not. After I complete mySeptember 5 portfolio, my digital camera and I are going to clean out my basement. Those Smurfs had better be ready to make love to the camera, 'cause mama wants her student loans to go away, and she had to stop working at the Royal Palace when people from her day job started showing up ("I thought it was a Chinese Restaurant!").

Oh, if I only still had my smurf collection!! Maybe we could work out some sort of deal without having to get eBay involved?

Other collections I had growing up:

keychains (boring)
painter's hats (odd)
friendship bracelets (goofy)

Yes, the smurf collection clearly wins.

TM, I'd like to set the world's record for most vacation days used while still collecting a paycheck. Alas a paralegal that I work with has a huge head start on me.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Werent you the inspiration for Large Sweaty Hairy Man? Where is he? In Hedonism with chris?

Indeed I was -- that was among my very first posts. I'm so touched that you remember, except that makes it clear how bad you want me, so now I'm looking over my shoulder for stalkers.

But anyway. Yes. Unfortunately, I never figured out who the Large Hairy Sweaty Man really was....

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've been told that most dislike the texture (although few have claimed to like the taste)...

I have yet to encounter splooge that didnt smell and taste like clorox bleach. i clearly need to learn how to get the vivid imagination of a gay guy. the texture is pretty hard to swallow too. the only good thing about it is how happy it makes your man and how you feel like such a goddess for doing it. thats it.

[Sidd Finch]

Saw in today's paper that they are making a Hollywood version of Shall We Dance?, a charming Japanese movie, to star Richard Gere and J-Lo.

I think I'd rather discuss corn with SD than see this tragedy.

[W.W.L.D.]

http://www.illwillpress.com/rant.html

Flash. And Foamy uses the word "fuck."

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've been told that most dislike the texture (although few have claimed to like the taste)...

My psycho-ex got really pissed off the one time I did her the "courtesy" of not coming in her mouth.

God, sometimes I miss her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've been told that most dislike the texture (although few have claimed to like the taste)...

If I had any friends they might tell me that there's also a gag reflex issue. Suddenly you've got this warm goo in your already- full mouth, and the medicine doesn't always go down so easily. Not a very sexy feeling. And the longer it sits there on the back of your tongue, the more time you have to contemplate the less than ideal taste and texture. And there are some who like to see the money shot. Fruits of our labors, so to speak.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

If you could break any record (formal or informal) in the world, which one would you break?

TM

You have my sympathies on your insomnia.

As for world records, one of my favorite things to do (and one thing I am very good at) is doing nothing - that is - standing like a statue completely motionless for hours on end. At one time I used to make money at it - stores in malls would pay me to stand in front of them in clothes from the store while people tried to get me to blink or move etc. (Of course, when you have an audience, sometimes you have to move to please them or else they lose interest).

It's really a great job if you enjoy daydreaming, or getting so motionless that you get into a sort of trance-like state. I can fall asleep with my eyes open, so that came in handy. I used to like to see how long I could go, so sometimes I would go for 8 hours standing completely still. That gets difficult without a pee break so you do have to plan for it.

Anyway, people used to tell me that I should attempt a world record. I think the world record is at about 35-40 hours and I'm not sure I'm up for that. Mind you, I think the person who set it did it with his eyes closed, and that would be easier. Not sure if he was allowed to drink some water and pee either. So one day, maybe when I am old and have nothing better to do I will try to break it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And there are some who like to see the money shot. .

Where? It's messy that way. Sometimes for both people.

"Well don't point it at me!!"

[notcasesensitive]

So I just found out that the button in the middle of my mouse will roll up and down to scroll the page. And here I've been using the arrows on the side of the screen to scroll all this time! I feel so foolish. Why did noone ever tell me that this feature was even available on mices?!

Sorry, back to spooge (taste does vary), eBay and bears...

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Saw in today's paper that they are making a Hollywood version of Shall We Dance?, a charming Japanese movie, to star Richard Gere and J-Lo.

I think I'd rather discuss corn with SD than see this tragedy.

This is such an abomination. When I first heard of the remake last year, I was appalled because the movie is uniquely Japanese and the entire point of the movie doesn't translate culturally.