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05-18-2005, 05:30 PM
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#1756
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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How embarrassing
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her PMing people about how you're hung like a mushroom is not "publication." Besides, we're all authorized recipients of the information.
Dismissed, with costs.
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God damnit.
Diet coke. Keyboard. Jacket.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-18-2005, 05:30 PM
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#1757
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Damn
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.
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05-18-2005, 05:31 PM
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#1758
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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How embarrassing
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Most blogs have very small readership.
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Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. You still have that Don't Become The Office Slut policy in place? |
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05-18-2005, 05:31 PM
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#1759
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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How embarrassing
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
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Usually the note under the door from the upstairs neighbor confirms that the answer to this is "yes". |
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05-18-2005, 05:32 PM
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#1760
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Damn
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.
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"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny? |
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05-18-2005, 05:32 PM
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#1761
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Damn
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.
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Don't worry, your vow is safe. You've got a chipped nail, right? No dude is gonna get past that. |
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05-18-2005, 05:33 PM
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#1762
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Damn
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?
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yes |
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05-18-2005, 05:33 PM
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#1763
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Guest
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How embarrassing
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her PMing people about how you're hung like a mushroom is not "publication." Besides, we're all authorized recipients of the information.
Dismissed, with costs.
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No, what I asid was that the whole scene was so bizarre I thought I must have taken mushrooms. |
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05-18-2005, 05:34 PM
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#1764
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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How embarrassing
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. You still have that Don't Become The Office Slut policy in place?
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She fucking cheated by leaking her URL to Wonkette.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-18-2005, 05:34 PM
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#1765
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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How embarrassing
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The crush is back.
(Even though you're repulsed by me. Call me in February, okay?!)
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Does this mean we have to listen to your hormonal rants all the way until February? |
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05-18-2005, 05:35 PM
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#1766
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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How embarrassing
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
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Speaking of which, how goes it with the neighbors, ABBA?
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Boogers!
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05-18-2005, 05:36 PM
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#1767
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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How embarrassing
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Does this mean we have to listen to your hormonal rants all the way until February?
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Not if you fucking choke on the maraschino cherry in one of your frou-frou drinkie poos before then, sweetums. |
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05-18-2005, 05:36 PM
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#1768
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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How embarrassing
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Originally posted by Not Bob
This dude is stupid. If he were in private practice, he would perhaps remember the reason why lawyers tend not to sue clients on unpaid legal bills . . .
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Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish? |
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05-18-2005, 05:37 PM
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#1769
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Damn
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
yes
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Portabello or morrel?
Aw, fuck. I now know what I'm going to do with the spare vibrator. It needs to come to the office.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-18-2005, 05:37 PM
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#1770
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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How embarrassing
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paigowprincess
More like the Bayesdow effect. Not everyone was privvy to the body stubble. Who wants to trap that?
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Apparently, quite a few.
Whereas, you, my haggard old friend, sit alone at the bar. Go figure. |
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