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07-20-2005, 12:19 PM
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Question Uniquely Suited to the Talents of this Group
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Originally posted by ironweed
Warm 40s and a train on yo momma again? At least spring for a midget this time, you cheap bastard.
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Next time, take a good look around the bachelor party. If you don't see a midget, you're him.
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07-20-2005, 12:22 PM
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#1757
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Poll
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Originally posted by taxwonk
1. Miles Davis, Birth of the Cool
2. Lyle Lovett, Joshua Judges Ruth
3. Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
4. The Clash, London Calling
5. Beatles, Let It Be (Naked)
Yes, I am old. Fuck you all.
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God, I'm even later than Wonk on this one: I'm not sure I have a top five in the strict sense, but I tried to think of five albums I never get tired of listening to. So here goes.
1. Beatles, Abbey Road.
2. Elvis Costello, Blood and Chocolate.
3. Velvet Underground, The Velvet Underground.
4. R.E.M., Murmur.
5. The Who - Live at Leeds. The greatest live rock band ever at the height of their powers. If the opening of Young Man- Blues doesn't make you want to get up and beat the shit out of somebody, you are not alive.
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07-20-2005, 12:25 PM
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Rageaholic
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e-bay guilt trip
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Originally posted by dtb
First of all: BOYFRIEND?!?
Second of all: Fuck that shit. If she really wanted the tickets, she could have used auction sniper too (and have used my id to get me some free snipes!). Do NOT give them to her, or sell them to her. (Hmmm. I have tickets that I could sell -- I know I have some for Yankees/Red Sox in September, but I'm not sure if it's 9/10 -- perhaps we could gauge this rube, and make some sort of arrangement, iykwim.)
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Measure how much of a rube she is? My head is spinning. . .
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07-20-2005, 12:35 PM
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e-bay guilt trip
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used auctionsniper to get Yankees-Red Sox tickets for 9/10 on e-bay for my boyfriend for his birthday. I'm not giving him the tickets until mid-August when his birthday rolls around. This girl who I outbid is now giving me a sob story about how she really wanted the tickets for her husband's birthday and they have already bought their tickets to New York and I outbid her in the last 10 seconds and she really really wanted the tickets and boo hoo. I feel kind of bad - does anyone know how easy it is to get tickets between now and mid-August? My instinct is to hang on to them - on the other hand, if there are a lot of tickets out there, I could sell them to her and get some more.
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She can get her own tickets very easily. Tell her to take a flying leap.
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07-20-2005, 01:02 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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e-bay guilt trip
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Measure how much of a rube she is? My head is spinning. . .
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First we gauge, then we gouge. |
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07-20-2005, 01:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He looks shrunken and kind of weird.
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07-20-2005, 01:22 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. While I am drawn to this story because I think Sienna Miller is hot, I have never seen the appeal of Jude Law. He looks shrunken and kind of weird.
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I love Sienna Miller. I mean, really actually LOVE her. I see 1000s of really hot chicks on TV/net etc... every day... many technically hotter than her. But she was so ungodly hot in Alfie that I actually felt emotionally attached to her, like I was some clueless 13 year old with his first crush. I just think she’s spectacular in every possible regard. I even like her more than Adrienna Lima. I went as far as to advise my wife to start wearing eye makeup like her character in Alfie. The leather boots, undone dirty blonde hair and short skirt with heavy rock chick eyeliner bit is just so perfect on blondes.
The old lady is often just “the wife” - the one you’ve screwed about a zillion times in every imaginable position... But when she’s got those fuck me boots on, her hair’s undone like some 70s rock groupie and she’s got that Barbarella eye makeup, she’s suddenly this really hot piece of ass you want to screw senseless.
If you’re a woman and your married sex life is boring lately, try dressing like Sienna in Alfie.
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07-20-2005, 01:26 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you’re a woman and your married sex life is boring lately, try dressing like Sienna in Alfie.
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Thank you, Dr. Ruth. What if I'm not blonde? Should I dye my hair? |
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07-20-2005, 01:27 PM
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love Sienna Miller. I mean, really actually LOVE her. I see 1000s of really hot chicks on TV/net etc... every day... many technically hotter than her. But she was so ungodly hot in Alfie that I actually felt emotionally attached to her, like I was some clueless 13 year old with his first crush. I just think she’s spectacular in every possible regard. I even like her more than Adrienna Lima. I went as far as to advise my wife to start wearing eye makeup like her character in Alfie. The leather boots, undone dirty blonde hair and short skirt with heavy rock chick eyeliner bit is just so perfect on blondes.
The old lady is often just “the wife” - the one you’ve screwed about a zillion times in every imaginable position... But when she’s got those fuck me boots on, her hair’s undone like some 70s rock groupie and she’s got that Barbarella eye makeup, she’s suddenly this really hot piece of ass you want to screw senseless.
If you’re a woman and your married sex life is boring lately, try dressing like Sienna in Alfie.
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You saw Alfie?
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07-20-2005, 01:27 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Dr. Ruth. What if I'm not blonde? Should I dye my hair?
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And my hair is way too short to do the Alfie do that she had at any rate. I'm cursed to boring sex.
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07-20-2005, 01:28 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Flyover land
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Dr. Ruth. What if I'm not blonde? Should I dye my hair?
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Yes. And send the kids to grandma and grandpa's for the night, and greet your husband at the door dressed only in Saran Wrap(tm)! |
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07-20-2005, 01:29 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You saw Alfie?
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Agreed, an odd choice, though FWIW in Keen Eddie she was smokin'.
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07-20-2005, 01:31 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes. And send the kids to grandma and grandpa's for the night, and greet your husband at the door dressed only in Saran Wrap(tm)!
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How do I get to the door if I'm covered in Saran Wrap (tm)?
Do I hop? What if I fall over?
I think I'm doomed to the boring sex. |
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07-20-2005, 01:31 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Dr. Ruth. What if I'm not blonde? Should I dye my hair?
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I have a bunch of wigs. |
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07-20-2005, 01:32 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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The Nanny Diaries are online (again)
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Originally posted by dtb
How do I get to the door if I'm covered in Saran Wrap (tm)?
Do I hop? What if I fall over?
I'm doomed, I think.
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I could make you a Saran Wrap (tm) dress! |
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