Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by dc_chef
If only I were a white trash dancer who impregnated women on a regular basis, I might have a shot.

It's never too late to start. Sometimes you have to follow your dream.

Actually, I think the dancer part is optional. I think Britney is looking for someone who she sees as loving her for her, and not as a star. In her mind that means being attracted to the type of people who were hot to her before she made it big. They may be white trash, but they remind her of home.

Because it is sincere, the above may be the meanest thing I've ever said about someone I don't actually know.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Eh, it's like an old high school crush or something. She'll always have it, in my mind. I never thought that she was the hottest thing out there, but she is hot, and couple that with her moves, ability to "sell it," and sing dirty, and I'm all hers.

Don't half-ass it. If that's the case, go all the way. If you're gonna get dirty, get dirrty.









http://cruzer.free.fr/codec/cours%20...3%20-%20pic005(2).JPG (wearing a thong, but mostly, it's just bare ass)

At least she has talent.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's pretty new. Started off as a regional product, but has grown pretty fast, I think. On their website (http://www.izze.com/DesktopDefault.aspx), they say that it is "now sold nationally in Starbucks, Target Stores and Harry & David stores, as well as in local Wild Oats Markets, Whole Foods Markets, grocery stores, and casual and fine restaurants and delis across the United States, Caribbean and South Pacific." But when I tried to find a location to buy near me, they wanted all this personal info, and that ain't gonna happen.

TM

I've seen it in Starbucks. Uh, not that I ever go to Starbucks. Just one day, when the granola local coffee dive was closed. And I was studying for a final exam. And I ran out of No Doze. Yeah, that one day that I stepped foot inside a Starbucks, I saw the non-soda, sugar-free drink concoction. Then I left the store without purchasing anything. And then I went home and showered. Twice. It is hard to get that corporate greed filth off in the shower. It left a mocha java film.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't half-ass it. If that's the case, go all the way. If you're gonna get dirty, get dirrty.









http://cruzer.free.fr/codec/cours%20...3%20-%20pic005(2).JPG (wearing a thong, but mostly, it's just bare ass)

At least she has talent.

TM

Nice finds. How about the last link -- that one didn't work for me.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've seen it in Starbucks. Uh, not that I ever go to Starbucks. Just one day, when the granola local coffee dive was closed. And I was studying for a final exam. And I ran out of No Doze. Yeah, that one day that I stepped foot inside a Starbucks, I saw the non-soda, sugar-free drink concoction. Then I left the store without purchasing anything. And then I went home and showered. Twice. It is hard to get that corporate greed filth off in the shower. It left a mocha java film.

How do you wash off the shame?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Nice finds. How about the last link -- that one didn't work for me.

Click the link and then add that last little piece that doesn't get underlined (and thus not included in the link).

http://cruzer.free.fr/codec/cours%20...3%20-%20pic005(2).JPG

You'd like this one too:

http://cruzer.free.fr/codec/cours%20...0-%20pic004%20(1).jpg

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
X-Tina
TM

Can I play?

Shakira:



The best among the young pop blondes. I go into a trance when she shakes her ass.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A friend of mine does marketing for this company and sent me a case of their product:



It's fruit juice mixed with sparkling water (I said, "uh, that's soda," but I was told that no sugar is added and it's all natural, blah blah). It is damn good. I tried the blackberry, clementine and grapefruit. Clementine was okay. The blackberry and grapefruit were each very, very good. Not too sweet. Try it out.

TM

I don't drink colas and rarely drink other sodas, but have a weak spot for the fruit juice and sparkling water drinks (as TM notes, soda without the fructose corn syrup). The Izze ones are the current favorite. Pear is good. Blackberry is good. I like the clementine, too. They're perfect to wash down the tilapia.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Actually, I think the dancer part is optional. I think Britney is looking for someone who she sees as loving her for her, and not as a star. In her mind that means being attracted to the type of people who were hot to her before she made it big. They may be white trash, but they remind her of home.

Because it is sincere, the above may be the meanest thing I've ever said about someone I don't actually know.

I think you're exactly right and I don't think it's mean at all. Most everyone likes things and people that remind them of home. With a few exceptions, I generally like Canadians that I meet here immediately upon meeting them just because we can talk about home. I suppose I'm not from the trailer park, but same principle. Nobody can help being where they're from.

I've always rather liked Britney and it makes me sad to see her like this. Sort of used up and thrown out. And despite not being the hottest thing in town, she is pretty and cute and sweet. I hope she lands on her feet.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
X-Tina

TM

We've come to the conclusion that her TITS are fake right, NTTAWT? B/c that pic of her with the see-through t-shirt is just phenomenal.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't drink colas and rarely drink other sodas, but have a weak spot for the fruit juice and sparkling water drinks (as TM notes, soda without the fructose corn syrup). The Izze ones are the current favorite. Pear is good. Blackberry is good. I like the clementine, too. They're perfect to wash down the tilapia.

Since I live in the middle of the place where nothing new comes until it is old, I make my own version of this. I use seltzer water (sometimes flavored) and whatever juice, or sometimes even crystal light, which has gotten better then I remembered it years ago.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've seen it in Starbucks.

2.

Chicago needs local granola coffee shops...at least downtown.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've always rather liked Britney and it makes me sad to see her like this. Sort of used up and thrown out. And despite not being the hottest thing in town, she is pretty and cute and sweet. I hope she lands on her feet.

I didn't mind her. But please. Save the tears.

1. She's not pretty. At her very made-up, air-brushed best, she was cute.

2. She's sweet? Okay. Who cares?

3. You hope she lands on her feet? Are you kidding? How so? You hope she continues to sell 5 million albums a pop? You hope she doesn't spend the $50 mil she has socked away for a rainy day? What are you saying?

I never feel sorry for superstars who are idolized and then spit out. They've lived a life people can only dream about. I don't give a shit if it's short-lived. They can cry themselves to sleep on their huge golden pillahs.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
They can cry themselves to sleep on their huge golden pillahs.

TM

Hed!

[taxwonk]

RIP Johnny Ramone.