Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 119

NotFromHere · 04-13-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sweet Jesus, what happened to this guy? I saw him on Letterman last night and he is virtually unrecognizable. He was not in his movie makeup, just IRL unrecognizable. I think its bad plastic surgery but he had kind of a Robert Blake thing going on. Has anyone else seen him on the talk show circuit who can explain this?

That is some really bad plastic surgery. Looks like cheek implants among other things. Nose job for sure. Chin implant? Really bad collagen.
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Creepy

Hank Chinaski · 04-13-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If it's a mitzvah to fuck your wife on Shabbas, wouldn't it by extension be a mitzvah to fuck yourself?

And isn't a manually powered vibrator really just a dildo?

I was envisioning something where you turn a crank like an egg beater but that causes vibration.

ABBAKiss · 04-13-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That is some really bad plastic surgery. Looks like cheek implants among other things.
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Creepy

I had this guy confused with that guy from 60 Minutes I think. Who the hell is Mickey Rourke? Why should I know him? Any relation to Mr. Rourke of Fantasy Island?

What ever happened to Robert Downey, Jr.'s brother Morton Downey, Jr.?

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-13-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What ever happened to Robert Downey, Jr.'s brother Morton Downey, Jr.?

I know this one!!
He died.

NotFromHere · 04-13-2005, 04:04 PM

Even scarier - this is what Michael is going to look like in 10 years.

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Sidd Finch · 04-13-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No. She is what I usually refer to as a "non-entity" (yes, I know this is unforgiveably rude. Sue me.) There is nothing interesting about her at all and you don't even know she is there until she complains or until her glass eye rolls across the floor. She is not ugly, just very not hot. I would imagine sex disgusts her.

It is blatantly obvious that she needs some wood from commando boy.

And what were you saying last night that you wouldn't want the neighbors to hear? Details, details.

Sidd Finch · 04-13-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fine. 3 beers and fucking her will be like fucking Heidi Klum.

You are having a fine day today, my man.

NotFromHere · 04-13-2005, 04:07 PM

What is this, bananas fucking?

bold_n_brazen · 04-13-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Wouldn't you want to know if everyone could hear you?

Oh, she knows.

pony_trekker · 04-13-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You are having a fine day today, my man.

At my age when you wake up with a boner you know it's gonna be a fucked up day.

04-13-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If it's a mitzvah to fuck your wife on Shabbas, wouldn't it by extension be a mitzvah to fuck yourself?

And isn't a manually powered vibrator really just a dildo?

I sure as shit am not an expert on Shabbas. Everything I know I learned from Walter Sobcheck.

I don't think there is a such thing as a manually powered vibrator. I didn't want to tell Hank bc I was afraid it would make his wiener shrivel.

ABBAKiss · 04-13-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is this, bananas fucking?

Hey -- I think we did that last night......

notcasesensitive · 04-13-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I had this guy confused with that guy from 60 Minutes I think. Who the hell is Mickey Rourke? Why should I know him? Any relation to Mr. Rourke of Fantasy Island?

You don't know who Mickey Rourke is? He's been in a number of perverse David Lynch-type movies. He fucks on film a lot. 9 1/2 Weeks?

Also known for many domestic disputes with model former wife (I forget her name, but she was on the cover of my Yoga magazine a couple of months ago). Now she's a plus size model I believe (meaning she's a size 6 or whatever) because she has recovered from years of eating disorders.

Yes, I've seen the E! True Hollywood Story on them.

04-13-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I had this guy confused with that guy from 60 Minutes I think. Who the hell is Mickey Rourke? Why should I know him? Any relation to Mr. Rourke of Fantasy Island?

What ever happened to Robert Downey, Jr.'s brother Morton Downey, Jr.?

I can't believe you enver saw nine and a half weeks. Or wild orchid (i was on the same beach in brazil for the filimg of that one- not to get all str8 on your asses). I

You thought that was Mike Wallace? I rest my case. I think I figured it out- he had everything done but the eye lift and the chin lipo, so some shit is tight and puffy while other shit sags. I guess he didnt have enough bikes to sell to get the whole thing done.

He told a very touching story about one of his chihuahuas though.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-13-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You don't know who Mickey Rourke is? He's been in a number of perverse David Lynch-type movies. He fucks on film a lot. 9 1/2 Weeks?

Also known for many domestic disputes with model former wife (I forget her name, but she was on the cover of my Yoga magazine a couple of months ago). Now she's a plus size model I believe (meaning she's a size 6 or whatever) because she has recovered from years of eating disorders.

Yes, I've seen the E! True Hollywood Story on them.

I know this one too!! Yay!! Carre Otis (I can't make the accent egu (sp?), but you can just imagine it there)

Oh, and since we are headed down the str8 road, when I was out with my boyfriend (hi flinty) and his friends (hi again) on Saturday, Bruce Willis was also at the bar, and he checked out my braless TITS! Full-on stare. He is not hot. Kind of scrawny and old-looking. But still, die hard and all that.