Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish?

Aha!! I think we have figured out what "toe-sucking" means in Podunkville. Nice work, Sidd.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


TM

This is your mushroom. This is your mushroom after banging washingtonienne.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
yes

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not if you fucking choke on the maraschino cherry in one of your frou-frou drinkie poos before then, sweetums.

I was going to suggest that we kiss and make up, but first I need to know whether you are my-tits-are-big-and-I'm-unusually-horny-but-if-you-didn't-know-that-then-you-wouldn't-notice-anything pregnant, or waddling-like-an-overstuffed-penguin pregnant.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Right, so what's the difference between her telling everyone at lunch abuot the spankings the next day live and in person than on her blog?

Potential loss of editorial control?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
No, what I asid was that the whole scene was so bizarre I thought I must have taken mushrooms.

That's too bad.

A large dose of mushrooms might have actually excused (1) your falling on the sawdust-covered bar floor several times and (2) your outrageous refusal to leave my apartment.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is your mushroom. This is your mushroom after banging washingtonienne.

DC's Vagina Dentata? Someone start a blog.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was going to suggest that we kiss and make up, but first I need to know whether you are my-tits-are-big-and-I'm-unusually-horny-but-if-you-didn't-know-that-then-you-wouldn't-notice-anything pregnant, or waddling-like-an-overstuffed-penguin pregnant.

I would tell you, but then somebody would make an "I"m RP and I love my pregnant body" sock, and there'd be more preggo fetish talk, and I don't want to be responsible for that.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.

Why are you so determined not to have sex???

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Speaking of which, how goes it with the neighbors, ABBA?

We've been staying at his place to appease them as of late.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.

TM

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was going to suggest that we kiss and make up, but first I need to know whether you are my-tits-are-big-and-I'm-unusually-horny-but-if-you-didn't-know-that-then-you-wouldn't-notice-anything pregnant, or waddling-like-an-overstuffed-penguin pregnant.

I didn't know preggo fetishes had terms. Wonk?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That's too bad.

A large dose of mushrooms might have actually excused (1) your falling on the sawdust-covered bar floor several times and (2) your outrageous refusal to leave my apartment.

Yeah, but an alternate explanation would be that she was trying to cover her face with the sawdust and, when that failed, she was too embarassed later to show it in public.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.

No wonder your cooter is so sandy.