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10-06-2003, 05:45 PM
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#166
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ullrich Back to Telekom
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
true story: a client's sales staff bought a lifesize cardboard MJ, you know $10 in a store. they used it to show that a product it sold was 7 feet tall, by standing the MJ cutout in the product. they did this at 2 one-day trade shows.
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Wasn't MJ only 6'6"? |
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10-06-2003, 05:47 PM
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#167
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
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In defense of Montecore
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I saw some elephant show that was hosted by Sally Struthers or some aging actess about the relationship between elephant mothers and their babies. I cried. Especially since they too are endangereed. I say, more elephants, less people.
hopefully that poor siegriend and roy elephant will be emancipated and move to kentucky.
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For a truly amazing elephant story you should read Modoc. In a nutshell it's a story about a boy and his elephant and their journey through life. Absolutely captivating. And yes, I cried at the end and at several points in the middle.
Anne
It's available at amazon.
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10-06-2003, 05:49 PM
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#168
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Ullrich Back to Telekom
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Wasn't MJ only 6'6"?
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there was headroom, and please no Kobe jokes! |
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10-06-2003, 05:58 PM
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#169
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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burning bright
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I look forward to hearing her (Lisa Guerrero's) thoughtful comments tonight when Elvis faces the Bucs. Should be a good game.
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I'm sure she'll regale us with her analysis of the intricacies of the Cover 2 and its effectiveness vis a vis a Zone Blitz scheme in third and long situations...
More likely, her head will explode when she tries to comprehend that Colts coach Tony Dungy used to coach the Bucs, and that he was fired in favor of Jon Gruden, who went from coaching one "pirate team" to another... |
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10-06-2003, 05:59 PM
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#170
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Phoning it In
I saw this and thought of, well..........
Carry on.
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10-06-2003, 05:59 PM
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Moderator
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burning bright
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
More likely, her head will explode when she tries to comprehend that Colts coach Tony Dungy used to coach the Bucs
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"Tony, How does it feel to be coaching for your former team" |
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10-06-2003, 06:05 PM
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prodigal poster
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burning bright
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"Tony, How does it feel to be coaching for your former team"
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That is like a brief glimpse into the future.
Still, I am hoping we'll get her to Rush herself tonight.
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10-06-2003, 06:09 PM
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#173
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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burning bright
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"Tony, How does it feel to be coaching for your former team"
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"Jon, has anyone ever told you that you sort of look like the Chucky doll?" |
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10-06-2003, 06:13 PM
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Moderator
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burning bright
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Originally posted by evenodds
Still, I am hoping we'll get her to Rush herself tonight.
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But, unlike Rush, she could claim she had no idea what she was saying.
Despite that, she apparently is nonetheless smarter than her boyfriend, Scott Erickson. |
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10-06-2003, 06:16 PM
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#175
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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burning bright
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Originally posted by evenodds
That is like a brief glimpse into the future.
Still, I am hoping we'll get her to Rush herself tonight.
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"Coach Dungy, do you think your team is undefeated because of the lucky horseshoes on your helmets?"
Personally, I'm hoping she'll be inspecting the business end of one of the cannon on the pirate ship when they finally get Keyshawn the damn ball in the end zone... |
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10-06-2003, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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burning bright
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
[Sports]
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Speaking of sports, the Red Sox don't seem to understand that lifting an almost century-long curse is not going to happen using the term, "Cowboy Up." Jesus. The announcers need to stop repeating it before all my teeth rot as a result of the many TUIMMALB moments.
good readin': http://espn.go.com/page2/s/murphy/031006.html
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 10-06-2003 at 06:23 PM..
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10-06-2003, 06:21 PM
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#177
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Yom Kippur
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
First off, you did not look like Benny Hill but one of those Irish actors with white hair and REALLY thick pork chops. I know I have seen this actor but cant figure out who it is.
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Too easy. You just described Bilbo Baggins in the first movie. He's MUCH younger than I am. Try again. |
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10-06-2003, 06:31 PM
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#178
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Moderator
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burning bright
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of sports, the Red Sox don't seem to understand that lifting an almost century-long curse is not going to happen using the term, "Cowboy Up."
TM
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Wouldn't a Cubs/Red Sox series be fun? The Cubs fans travel well, so the fights in the stands would be worth the price of admission themselves... Almost a hundred years each of pent-up aggression unleashed. |
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10-06-2003, 06:42 PM
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#179
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Baked Beans
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Wouldn't a Cubs/Red Sox series be fun? The Cubs fans travel well, so the fights in the stands would be worth the price of admission themselves... Almost a hundred years each of pent-up aggression unleashed.
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No, it wouldn't. Because anything and everything involving the Red Sox sucks.
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10-06-2003, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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burning bright
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Wouldn't a Cubs/Red Sox series be fun? The Cubs fans travel well, so the fights in the stands would be worth the price of admission themselves... Almost a hundred years each of pent-up aggression unleashed.
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It would, but it would hardly count if the Cubs beat the Sox instead of the Yankees. You don't really win the Series unless you beat the Yankees at some point in the playoffs.
That said, it wouldn't matter to Sox fans if they lost to the Cubs. If they beat the As, their World Series starts in the Bronx on Wednesday.
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