Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
There's only one [white man]?

Most of you are "peach." Michael Jackson is the only "white" man.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Most of you are "peach." Michael Jackson is the only "white" man.

Well, now I understand why she hates him.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Thank you? (I think).

Well, it depends on whether she meant the coke-snorting whore from Bachelor Party, or the classy, dance-on-the-Jag-while-driving maiden from the Whitesnake video.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
[Ray Lewis] comes out with the shimmy and shake dance and the woofing and the hollering...

...That said, I am constantly amazed whenever I watch a Ravens game that the guy is everywhere on the field. I swear there are four guys on the Ravens wearing his number, because it seems like on each play he's pressuring the QB and making the tackle on the swing pass. Simply amazing

I can't fucking stand the dancing. Or the "What time is it? Are my dogs in the house?" bullshit. I'm always surprised that he makes it through the Lewis wiggle without getting taken out by someone with a long distance, high powered rifle. I wouldn't mind that. But you're right. The guy is everywhere. Kind of like LT was everywhere. I wonder if he's snorting during halftime too.

And my favorite part of the football season this year was watching Lewis talk all that shit about Tennessee and how they had their number and how he held Eddie George's heart in his hand, to do with as he pleased. Then, Eddie George laid a lick on Lewis that he wasn't used to, knocking him back. Got up and went right up into his face. Loved it. Especially because they knocked them right the fuck out of the playoffs.

Normally, I would give Eddie credit for being respectful of his opponent after beating them during the post-game interview. But he should have talked some shit specifically about Lewis.

TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
second only to Iverson's "Come on, mannnn. Practice? I mean what we talkin' 'bout here? Practice? PRACtice? [repeat for 15 mins.]"

That is a classic. They replayed great news conferences on SC a couple of weeks ago and I enjoyed it all over again.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Neither of those can compete with the best Jim Mora has to offer. Not even close.

Jim Mora is good. No question. But AI's fifteen minute practice speech was the best.

On substance (or lack thereof), AI wins. Mora beats him on facial expressions, though.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, it depends on whether she meant the coke-snorting whore from Bachelor Party, or the classy, dance-on-the-Jag-while-driving maiden from the Whitesnake video.

Either one is good for me.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Most of you are "peach." Michael Jackson is the only "white" man.

He is really more of a taupe.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
He is really more of a taupe.

He appears whiter than my whitest t-shirt.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I might classify him as the greatest college player ever. At the very least he's up there. I'm not denying that he was incredibly talented.

You know, if you take the "if" out of "classify", all you have left is classy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by evenodds
He appears whiter than my whitest t-shirt.

Laundry problem?

[bilmore]

If JJ/JT aren't available, these guys might be free:

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/lo...ticleID=723414

(Norwegian band. Bloody sheeps' heads. 100 liters of blood. 'Nuff said.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, if you take the "if" out of "classify", all you have left is classy.

The problem with you is that you're just too raw. Someone needs to classify you.

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, if you take the "if" out of "classify", all you have left is classy.

Is this a paigow original? Very nice.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't fucking stand the dancing. Or the "What time is it? Are my dogs in the house?" bullshit. I'm always surprised that he makes it through the Lewis wiggle without getting taken out by someone with a long distance, high powered rifle. I wouldn't mind that. But you're right. The guy is everywhere. Kind of like LT was everywhere. I wonder if he's snorting during halftime too.

Okay, I'll concede he's a big dick on the field, which I rarely notice, because, well, I don't watch the Ravens. So maybe my perspective is skewed because I only see reports of him giving pep talks to kids and saving kittens from trees and crap. I'm not really going to try to defend Lewis. He's got Cohen, Snyder, Eisenberg & Katzenberg, P.A. to do that.*


* For those out of the region, Ray has taken over the reigns of endorsing local personal injury / worker compensation firm CSEK from Bubba Smith, who represented them for years. There's even an advertisement of the two of them together, in which Bubba still looks like he could pound Ray into the dirt (he's a big, big, big man).