Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04 - Page 12

Alex_de_Large · 03-08-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Agreed. When the scene started, I thought the ass belonged to Tony's current bang.

Then again, it was Jennifer's dream, so you can't blame her unconscious mind for perfecting things. Note, however, that Tony was still a gigantic slob.

I think BOTH Tony and Dr. Melfi were having similar dreams, which is why the sequence started with Tony's current bang (as RP so eloquently put it) and ended with Mr. Melfi.

Hank Chinaski · 03-08-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Curb.

SP

OI

LER

Poor Larry, to have his 10th anniversary gift get all complicated with the sheet thing. I think I'd keep shopping.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 03-08-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is it just me (and my husband) or has Lorraine Bracco really "porked out" (to use my husband's phrase)? And there is absolutely no way that was her ass. If it was, I'll eat my hat (and anyone else's that they throw my way).

We could always send young Coltrane on a fact-finding mission, as she is currently performing at the Shubert Theatre here in The Graduate through next week.

In the tradition of last night's episode, we can get the new socks to chip in and pay his way...

notcasesensitive · 03-08-2004, 03:13 PM

Anyone else watch the Biography marathon last night on Charles Manson, the Manson Family and Sharon Tate? I watched all three because I'm a sucker that way. The thing I learned that I probably should already know was that the woman who had an assassination attempt on Gerald Ford (if you want to call it that despite the fact that her gun wasn't loaded) was a Mansonite who felt guilty for being on the outside while all her family members were incarcerated. She is also the only female family member in prison who has not determined that Manson is a self-consumed nutcase (and not in a good way).

I guess Tex hasn't given the prison interviews the way the rest of them have. The shows were oddly silent about his story after the Tate murders. Just said that he was not tried at the same time as the others because he was fighting extradition from Texas. Seems like he was a pretty bad guy too. Manson's right-hand man.

Atticus Grinch · 03-08-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not that I watch any of these shows, but I thought Arrested Development had the same kind of thing going as Oliver Beane? Like all the newer Fox sitcoms have that feel whicH I cant describe exaclty.

That "feel" is called Single Camera. That's the only thing they have in common, since Oliver Beane is simply Not Funny.

In Three Camera, you produce the show in a studio with a proscenium stage, shooting it like a play. It's an ultracheap production method pioneered by Lucy and Desi that reigned supreme until the late '90s, even after the demise of the Live Studio Audience. Seinfeld was basically Three Camera, with a couple of exterior shots that always felt weird as a result. Friends is the same. Almost every sitcom you can think of is Three Camera.

In Single Camera, you use one camera, shoot to film, and cut it together like a movie. Malcolm in the Middle is an example. So's Curb. Single Camera is a lot more expensive and produces a more durable, film-like product.

Alex_de_Large · 03-08-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this why you got all thongtwisted about Puertoriican dice?

Actually, neither of my parents is a native-English speaker. That said, the Puertorican dice things was stupid on many levels.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-08-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is blasphemy at its finest...
Dress up Jesus in a top hat and bow tie (tying threads) or in the devil suit, or snorkel gear.

I'm sorry, my heathen friends keep sending me this stuff.

dress up Jesus

Seriously. When was the last time you got a positive response to one of your cut-and-paste posts? Why do you keep posting this fucking crap? I don't get it. I know you think that this is your "thing" on this board. But can you maybe avoid posting every stupid fucking link your dumbass friends or you come across?

I'd rather read your song parodies. At least then I'm guaranteed a SS rebutal parody.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-08-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
We could always send young Coltrane on a fact-finding mission, as she is currently performing at the Shubert Theatre here in The Graduate through next week.

In the tradition of last night's episode, we can get the new socks to chip in and pay his way...

Would I get paid? B/c I really don't want to see her naked. Moreover, I saw her on Jon Stewart and she's a moron - completey unfunny but thinks she is. Stupid too.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-08-2004, 03:50 PM

Syringitis

NotFromHere · 03-08-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Seriously. When was the last time you got a positive response to one of your cut-and-paste posts? Why do you keep posting this fucking crap? I don't get it. I know you think that this is your "thing" on this board. But can you maybe avoid posting every stupid fucking link your dumbass friends or you come across?

I'd rather read your song parodies. At least then I'm guaranteed a SS rebutal parody.

TM

Come on, are you saying you didn't like the bunny slippers?

Atticus Grinch · 03-08-2004, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Would I get paid? B/c I really don't want to see her naked. Moreover, I saw her on Jon Stewart and she's a moron - completey unfunny but thinks she is. Stupid too.

Poll (to annoy Bilmore): Who is the best talk show guest you've ever seen? Who is the worst?

Best: David Duchovny. Tells great stories; naturally funny. Too bad his career is over.

Worst: Amy Sedaris. I love her to pieces and adore everything she's been in (even those Just Shoot Me episodes), but she's really terrible as a talk show guest.

Sidd Finch · 03-08-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll (to annoy Bilmore): Who is the best talk show guest you've ever seen? Who is the worst?

Best: Kim Basinger. I thought her genuine shyness in front of a live audience was incredibly cute. And it was even better with the sound off.

Worst: Andie McDowell. Saw her on Letterman. Dumb as a rock. Didn't understand a single joke Letterman made, or even understand that they were jokes.

NotFromHere · 03-08-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll (to annoy Bilmore): Who is the best talk show guest you've ever seen? Who is the worst?

Best: David Duchovny. Tells great stories; naturally funny. Too bad his career is over.

Worst: Amy Sedaris. I love her to pieces and adore everything she's been in (even those Just Shoot Me episodes), but she's really terrible as a talk show guest.

I can't decide on a best, but the worst, by far was Farrah Fawcett on Letterman when she was so high that she thought the cityscape behind her was a window. However, it was so funny that could also be considered a best.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-08-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll (to annoy Bilmore): Who is the best talk show guest you've ever seen? Who is the worst?

Best: Will Ferrell - Explanation not needed. And Charles Grodin on Letterman or Carson. He basically acts like he despises Letterman every time he's on and never breaks that character. It's pretty funny.

Worst: SJP - I hope, for her sake, that she's drunk or stoned whenever she's on Letterman. If not, she's an idiot.

dtb · 03-08-2004, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Best: David Duchovny. Tells great stories; naturally funny. Too bad his career is over.

I have no opinion about good/bad talk-show guests, as I rarely watch talk shows -- what with all the kayaking, etc.

However, I do have a question. Why do you say DD's career is over? I dig him.