New and Improved Celebrity Death Pool 2005 - Page 12

Shape Shifter · 03-24-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So then she'll rise up Sunday?

BTW, can anybody tell me how long Jesus hung out after he rose from the dead?

It's hard to tell. It's dark and the only light was when he opened the fridge.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-24-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So then she'll rise up Sunday?

BTW, can anybody tell me how long Jesus hung out after he rose from the dead?

Well, on Ascension Day of course.

40 days after Easter. It's one of those weekdays where we're obligated to go to Mass.

(Dammit. Answer the phone before posting and look what happens. Though it is clear RT really is a very good Catholic girl).

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's hard to tell. It's dark and the only light was when he opened the fridge.

The scientists who viewed the Shroud of Turin placed him at 5.7 inches. You'd have thought God would have hooked his kid up with a massive unit. Maybe the Left behind authors are right - he is a cruel and vengeful God. Either that or he has a sense of humor.

Hank Chinaski · 03-24-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So then she'll rise up Sunday?

BTW, can anybody tell me how long Jesus hung out after he rose from the dead?

he is still here if you have faith-

Oh, here's a pix of me from last Sunday!

Replaced_Texan · 03-24-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Either that or he has a sense of humor.

Which is why she's gonna die tomorrow at 3:00.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-24-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The scientists who viewed the Shroud of Turin placed him at 5.7 inches. You'd have thought God would have hooked his kid up with a massive unit. Maybe the Left behind authors are right - he is a cruel and vengeful God. Either that or he has a sense of humor.

This is more proof that God is Roman Catholic. Christ and his disciples have no need for the big equipment, so God, sensibly, uses those resources elsewhere.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-24-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
he is still here if you have faith-

Oh, here's a pix of me from last Sunday!

What are you doing with that boy?

ltl/fb · 03-24-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The scientists who viewed the Shroud of Turin placed him at 5.7 inches. You'd have thought God would have hooked his kid up with a massive unit. Maybe the Left behind authors are right - he is a cruel and vengeful God. Either that or he has a sense of humor.

That was flaccid. You'd be surprised what the difference can be between cold shrinkage and BDD, especially if you are divine.

Replaced_Texan · 03-24-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That was flaccid. You'd be surprised what the difference can be between cold shrinkage and BDD, especially if you are divine.

There are a lot of things that have gone through my mind in response to this, but I'd end up going to hell if I wrote them all down.

I'm probably destined for hell anyways, but I'm now thinking that I may have to find that St. Theresa of Avila devine erotica about fucking God at some point this weekend.

ltl/fb · 03-24-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are a lot of things that have gone through my mind in response to this, but I'd end up going to hell if I wrote them all down.

I'm probably destined for hell anyways, but I'm now thinking that I may have to find that St. Theresa of Avila erotica at some point this weekend.

I'm thinking that, for sure, in sebby's case what you see is what you get, even if he's immersed to his chin in 34 degree water.

Hank Chinaski · 03-24-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That was flaccid. You'd be surprised what the difference can be between cold shrinkage and BDD, especially if you are divine.

2. The guy took 4 fish and fed a multitude. You just have to get him excited to the point where he wants to show off a little.

taxwonk · 03-24-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Literally. But you can't euthanize anywhere except in Oregon, I think. And Kevorkian is in prison.

This is actually the difficulty faced by families whose loved ones have filled out advance directives. It's not as if you get to amp up the morphine. Unless the person needs a respirator, you're essentially looking at witholding required meds, hydration, and nutrition, which is a slow process, but ultimately quicker than waiting for all of your organs to fail.

I have been assured that dehydration is not as uncomfortable for the patient as it sounds, especially for patients who are already not alert. Further, if there is a possibiltiy of pain, you can administer pain meds without being inconsistent with the directive.

It makes you hope you're taken out by heart attack, preferably while shark-diving in South Africa or being charged by elephants in India.

According to personal experience, the majority of the newspaper reports, and Mrs. Wonk, health writer and nurse extraordinaire, they are required to ramp up the morphine when the feeding tube is removed. To take things one step further, as the blood vessels collapse at end-stage, and it is no longer possible to administer morphine through a drip, they administer it through a mister.

robustpuppy · 03-24-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
According to personal experience, the majority of the newspaper reports, and Mrs. Wonk, health writer and nurse extraordinaire, they are required to ramp up the morphine when the feeding tube is removed. To take things one step further, as the blood vessels collapse at end-stage, and it is no longer possible to administer morphine through a drip, they administer it through a mister.

That is a relief.

But what I meant in my comment about the morphine is that I don't think they are legally permitted to increase the morphine to such an extent that the morphine would hasten/cause death.

taxwonk · 03-24-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That is a relief.

But what I meant in my comment about the morphine is that I don't think they are legally permitted to increase the morphine to such an extent that the morphine would hasten/cause death.

Accidents can happen. And often do.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm thinking that, for sure, in sebby's case what you see is what you get, even if he's immersed to his chin in 34 degree water.

I was listening to Stern in the basement yesterday while getting some laundry. Stern was talking about penis size averages. I scoffed that 6 was average (I wanted to believe myself above average), but sure enough, with aid of a tape measure, I performed an informal review and determined that, low and behold, I am average in every regard. What's amazing is I swear I was six on the mark last time I did that, and now it appears I'm a little longer. Maybe its those soy shakes.

And no, I didn't fluff myself at all. Totally flaccid.

ETA: I have an old clock radio in the basement.