The New And Improved Fashion Board

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She's a 3, without the air brushing.

TM

It is because she is festive. you don't like festive.

I'm zen with O looking better than me. she has a lot more cashmola at her disposal for trainers and such.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Spot poll: oyster stuffing at Thanksgiving: yes or no?

Hell no.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Runner-up gets to stick it in the mashed potatos?

I would think the mashed potatoes would provide more friction.

I think this was a poor jumping-off point for my title change.

RT, your mom uses bread crumbs? I wasn't sure from the context. Because no, I don't know how to read.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you are under the mistaken impression that when people make fun of you, it is an honor. Every time you think you've made a mark on this board, think about whether or not other people view your mark as a shit stain.

TM

But that draws a picture of her wiping her ass with the board.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But that draws a picture of her wiping her ass with the board.

Just not a pleasant visual. damn.

And fringey sometimes friction is not always a good thing, see, in re: sex on the beach [sand]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But that draws a picture of her wiping her ass with the board.

She just sits on it for extended periods of time.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think the mashed potatoes would provide more friction.

I think this was a poor jumping-off point for my title change.

You have to use a lot of butter. Some would say margarine, but margarine is to latex as butter is to sheepskin.* Avoid salted varieties.

They're all poor.

* SAT, 1987

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think the mashed potatoes would provide more friction.

I think this was a poor jumping-off point for my title change.

RT, your mom uses bread crumbs? I wasn't sure from the context. Because no, I don't know how to read.

Yes, she uses bread crumbs. Sometimes they're more bread chunks, though. It depends on the bread.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
To whom? The Japanese team expecting that $51 million payment? If they don't sign and point at Boras, no one in Japan will believe them, most people here won't believe them (as it would be clear they were only looking to block the Yankees acquiring him) and Boras will steer his clients towards the Yankees for the next 5 years. So, I guess we agree. Only an idiot would spin it that way.

TM

When in the last 10 years has a failed negotiation with Boras ever been blamed on someone other than Boras? (For that matter, when has a successful negotiation with Boras ever been blamed on someone other than Boras--hi ARod?) The team in Japan is going to blame the Sox not Boras? What do they care, other than they don't get their money and keep their player? Their fans will be happy anyway--they might even like Boras for that reason, but not hate the Red Sox.

And you can say Boras will stear his clients to the Yankees, but you know he won't. He'll say he is, if it helps negotiations, or he'll say he isn't, so that it doesn't scare off other bidders. Boras is cutthroat, and won't play favorites.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She just sits on it for extended periods of time.

TM

She's got leakage issues... Oh my.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's got leakage issues... Oh my.

I do not. The Depends I bought at Duane Reade....were a favor for TM he had run out, [no pun intended]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Not Bob
someone can show up and contest it (usually the never-before seen father).

and they can ask for your life insurance policy.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
various and repeated raves about sick people being a pain

I favored just using the Button that shall not be named up until now. But you ought to just be banned for being an ass beyond the pale. And a wholly unamusing and pitiful ass at that.

I got bad news today about a family member - while it is nothing we can't deal with or that wasn't expected sooner or later, just hearing the shit people like you say behind people's back, while you spend hours a day posting on an internet board, is sickening.

Pass the fat boy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You have to use a lot of butter. Some would say margarine, but margarine is to latex as butter is to sheepskin.* Avoid salted varieties.

They're all poor.

* SAT, 1987

Unsalted butter in mashed potatoes, and no added salt? That's going to taste like paste.

Using that fake fat stuff could help leakage along.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Matsui is like Jordan. But yeah, they might pick up a little there. I think they outbid everyone else by like $20 mil, though.

That said, if he truly makes the Sox that much better, it might be worth the investment. They're the closest thing to the Yankees in the League, so I guess I shouldn't find it surprising that the start spending like the Yankees.

John Henry is a very, very rich individual, but I think he's been clear that he's not using his money to subsidize the team. So when I see them bid that much for those rights, I start thinking that they must see extra revenue somewhere, and I don't mean the money they'd make in the playoffs.