Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ambien might fix this.

I think if anything I may need to cut back on the drugs. Ithink the purple is a wellbutrin/nexium reference.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Curb appeal adds a lot of value to the house when you go to resell it. The brick - since it has nothing to do with structural integrity - only has to show on the front. Besides, what would the 3rd pig live in?

Correct, if you live in a one dimensional world. For those of us who do not stop by Moe's on our way home after fucking Cartman's mother, there is a side to the home which is as noticeable as the front.

Brick face with siding on the sides looks like shit. Pick one or the other.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bilmore
Brick is spendy, but really adds nothing to a house beyond aesthetics. Why waste money?

Mom's an interior designer. I'm like a chick when it comes to this shit.

I cry like that Indian in the anti-litter commercial when I see Roman Columns and siding.

ETA: And because half siding/half brick just looks indecisive. If you can afford it all the way around, get it. If you can't, don't half ass it.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mom's an interior designer. I'm like a chick when it comes to this shit.

I cry like that Indian in the anti-litter commercial when I see Roman Columns and siding.

ETA: And because half siding/half brick just looks indecisive. If you can afford it all the way around, get it. If you can't, don't half ass it.

Can't say I disagree, but my bud the realtor says, put brick facing on the front (only) for a good resale investment.

(ETA: They probably won't sell them to you or me, but then, who else has our exquisite sense of taste and design?)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
Can't say I disagree, but my bud the realtor says, put brick facing on the front (only) for a good resale investment.

(ETA: They probably won't sell them to you or me, but then, who else has our exquisite sense of taste and design?)

fuck you, you ruined my response with your ETA. But I was going to comment on how SD and Coltrane are both "Mr. Middle-America."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA I do remember some hot guy who is wearing a red (women's) bikini, though. I lust for him. He has an accent with really flat vowels and talks about bears a lot.

Originally posted by spookyfish
There's a Thurgreed joke in here somewhere.

You don't like DS very much, do you?



TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mom's an interior designer. I'm like a chick when it comes to this shit.

I cry like that Indian in the anti-litter commercial when I see Roman Columns and siding.

ETA: And because half siding/half brick just looks indecisive. If you can afford it all the way around, get it. If you can't, don't half ass it.

Wow, must be nice to have a house that's more than 8 ft from your neighbor. We don't get that much around here. And if you can see the side of the house you're probably standing up against your neighbor's house.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You don't like DS very much, do you?



TM

That's DS? Man, she is flat-chested. And I've never seen lanugo to that degree.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Building a pre-fab Happy Meal with excessive palladia is like trimming your pubes*...it's done to make it look bigger. In both instances, you're not fooling anyone.

Shame on both Abba and Bnb for fooling me then. I thought they had huge labia.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
fuck you, you ruined my response with your ETA. But I was going to comment on how SD and Coltrane are both "Mr. Middle-America."

That's too bad. I bet it was going to be a great joke.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's DS? Man, she is flat-chested. And I've never seen lanugo to that degree.

Hey, that was before I got the bikini wax.

I'm thinking of doing the moustache next.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shame on both Abba and Bnb for fooling me then. I thought they had huge labia.

TM

A friend of a friend got her labia reduced. I had never even wondered about the size of mine before that. Who thinks about their labia? Apparently hers were kind of big (not that I saw the before or after).

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Claritas Marketing has neatly divided every zip code in America into populations of stereotypes, called "segments." You type in your ZIP code and it will tell you your town's top 5 segments, including demographic breakdowns of each.

Keep an eye out for the Lifestyle Traits in the lower left, which are a hoot. The ones for Money & Brains are: "1. Shop at Nordstrom; 2. Support the arts; 3. Read Business Week; 4. Listen to all-news radio; 5. Drive a Jaguar." Well, three out of five ain't bad.

If I weren't a huge IHOP fan (figuratively and literally), I'd be offended.

Lifestyle Traits (of the "Oake Forrest Centre Estates" McMansion gated community I live in)

1. Go to dance clubs
2. Eat at IHOP
3. Read Reader's Digest
4. Watch NBC Sun Night Movie
5. Drive a Hyundai Accent

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
If I weren't a huge IHOP fan (figuratively and literally), I'd be offended.

Lifestyle Traits (of the "Oake Forrest Centre Estates" McMansion gated community I live in)

1. Go to dance clubs
2. Eat at IHOP
3. Read Reader's Digest
4. Watch NBC Sun Night Movie
5. Drive a Hyundai Accent

Don't feel bad. Mine just said "kayak", and "trash rap music."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A friend of a friend got her labia reduced. I had never even wondered about the size of mine before that. Who thinks about their labia? Apparently hers were kind of big (not that I saw the before or after).

Was this your friend?