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06-23-2004, 04:18 PM
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#1786
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope after she finishes her program she kicks his ass. To the curb. And picks herself up a nice Colin Farrell.
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The class is paid for. Why wait to kick?
I will assume that it was the culmination of some kind of joke between them. |
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06-23-2004, 04:18 PM
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#1787
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope after she finishes her program she kicks his ass. To the curb. And picks herself up a nice Colin Farrell.
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And until then, there's always Will.
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06-23-2004, 04:18 PM
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#1788
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, that's just stupid, because those are obviously "road tussles."
Fucking amateur.
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If I had a Colin Farrell and a bunny on my arm, I suppose I might be secure enough in my masculinity to call them "road tussles." I would probably be in a lot more of them too, as all the thugs tried to steal my vintage Josie and the Pussycats lunch box.
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06-23-2004, 04:19 PM
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#1789
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The class is paid for. Why wait to kick?
I will assume that it was the culmination of some kind of joke between them.
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Yes, I was going to edit it to say that she should just do that now. That would fix his problem, and hers.
But your optimism about their relationship is kind of sweet. |
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06-23-2004, 04:19 PM
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#1790
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If my SO gained weight, I would tell him in no uncertain terms that he was a fat loser and I would only be able to care about him or have sex with him if he dropped the fat. I would then say that no fucking way was he taking any of the ice cream, chips, cookies, cakes, tater tots, etc. out of the house because dammit, I like that food and why should I have to suffer?
Pounded dirt is a road.
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You sound mean. I'm glad we're not dating. No, she gave away everything, and I guess was saying "mr. Bunny, please take this food. I'm throwing it all out, so I'd really like it if some of it could get eaten" and when he brought it home he was pretty much like "what am I going to do with this shit?" It wasn't typical fattening food you trash it was like bags and bags of rice, couscous, cans of beans, lots of things of condiments, margarita mix, boxes of crackers, rissoto, canned tomatoes....just random, random, random, shit. She even gave him her rice cooker, mixing bowls, and dry food measuring cups. It was VERY strange.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-23-2004, 04:22 PM
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#1791
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A person just started my SEAL workout group this week. Her husband gave it to her as a gift with a note saying "I'm tired of having a fat wife."
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Wow. That's cold.
I'm pretty sure I'd have an affair (with a hunky horse trainer perhaps -- I'm just sayin') after I lost weight if my husband tried that shit.
Then I'd leave his sorry ass and my goodbye note would say, "Be careful what you wish for -- sucka!!!"
But I'm sensitive that way. |
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06-23-2004, 04:23 PM
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#1792
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Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
You sound mean. I'm glad we're not dating. No, she gave away everything, and I guess was saying "mr. Bunny, please take this food. I'm throwing it all out, so I'd really like it if some of it could get eaten" and when he brought it home he was pretty much like "what am I going to do with this shit?" It wasn't typical fattening food you trash it was like bags and bags of rice, couscous, cans of beans, lots of things of condiments, margarita mix, boxes of crackers, rissoto, canned tomatoes....just random, random, random, shit. She even gave him her rice cooker, mixing bowls, and dry food measuring cups. It was VERY strange.
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All of those things are high in carbs (well, maybe not the tomatoes, all THAT much). I am a bit confused about the mixing bowls and dry measuring cups, unless she's a big baker and wants to make it as difficult as possible to whip up a batch of brownies.
It took you until today to figure out that I sound mean? Christ.
And rp, I am a sweetly optimistic person, as you should have sensed by now. So my interpretation of the card is totally in character. |
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06-23-2004, 04:24 PM
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#1793
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Would I Fuck Her Mental Game
At lunch I came across a "yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone about it".
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06-23-2004, 04:24 PM
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#1794
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by dtb
Wow. That's cold.
I'm pretty sure I'd have an affair (with a hunky horse trainer perhaps -- I'm just sayin') after I lost weight if my husband tried that shit.
Then I'd leave his sorry ass and my goodbye note would say, "Be careful what you wish for -- sucka!!!"
But I'm sensitive that way.
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You're still kinda cute when you get your dander up (Hi, RP!).
I'd kind of guess she's already accepted door-mat status if she didn't do something like this. |
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06-23-2004, 04:25 PM
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#1795
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope after she finishes her program she kicks his ass. To the curb. And picks herself up a nice Colin Farrell.
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Word.
Just further evidence to show that RP and I were meant:
2[b] + 2[gether] = 4[ever]. |
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06-23-2004, 04:27 PM
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#1796
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Would I Fuck Her Mental Game
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
At lunch I came across a "yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone about it".
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it's like that episode in Sex in the City where Big takes carrie to that same played-out chinese place and she thinks he's on the DL...and doesn't introduce her to his friends...and then she asks her friend who she sees at the Chinese place, what's up? He says "I like her but I don't want anyone to know..." |
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06-23-2004, 04:27 PM
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#1797
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope after she finishes her program she kicks his ass. To the curb. And picks herself up a nice Colin Farrell.
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No, silly. That's what you do when your husband goes to a strip club.
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06-23-2004, 04:29 PM
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#1798
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by dtb
Wow. That's cold.
I'm pretty sure I'd have an affair (with a hunky horse trainer perhaps -- I'm just sayin') after I lost weight if my husband tried that shit.
Then I'd leave his sorry ass and my goodbye note would say, "Be careful what you wish for -- sucka!!!"
But I'm sensitive that way.
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Yeah, I was sort of surprised when she sent out the details of that exchange in her "why I am here" e-mail to the rest of the group. I'm thinking that she must want a gang of semi-trained non-professional, hang-out-with-an-ex-Navy-SEAL-for-an-hour-in-the-mornings work out buddies to help her beat the shit out of her husband once she's hot.
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06-23-2004, 04:30 PM
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#1799
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Would I Fuck Her Mental Game
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
At lunch I came across a "yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone about it".
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Me too. Also, two "yes, I'd fuck her and brag about it"s, one "yes, I'd fuck her and her friend," three flat out "nos," and a "no, but I'd let her give me a blow job." And I did not even leave the office for lunch.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-23-2004, 04:30 PM
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#1800
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A person just started my SEAL workout group this week. Her husband gave it to her as a gift with a note saying "I'm tired of having a fat wife."
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Did she cross out "fat wife", add "asshole husband" in its place and hand it back to him? |
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