Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish?

Exactamundo. Even though it was all her idea. She asked me to spank her. And pull her hair. Really.

(and, since I've been asked by at least one person, the real answer to why law firms tend not to sue their clients for unpaid bills is because doing so might trigger a malpractice counterclaim)

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
We've been staying at his place to appease them as of late.

I thought the whole point was thtat there was more than one him and possibly a her or two. You are all talk and no action, woman.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I didn't know preggo fetishes had terms. Wonk?

Yeah, horny women with big tits is a preggo fetish.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would tell you, but then somebody would make an "I"m RP and I love my pregnant body" sock, and there'd be more preggo fetish talk, and I don't want to be responsible for that.

So, a penguin, eh?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
A large dose of mushrooms might have actually excused...your falling on the sawdust-covered bar floor several times...

You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, a penguin, eh?

I make Britney look like the new Lindsay Lohan.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

The parallels are uncanny.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

How long ago did they fuck, cause I'm not talking about the one night stands I had a decade ago and I'm wondering if I should??????

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

Hey. Too drunk to stand is a niche. Don't knock it.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I make Britney look like the new Lindsay Lohan.

I'm sure you are adorable. In other news, Lindsay "Skeletor" Lohan has allegedly signed on to take the part that Scarlette Johanssen was to play in Mission Impossible 3 with Mr. Cruising.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are you so determined not to have sex???

I'm just going on this date to get perspective on my maybe-boyfriend. It's a first date. I'd like to be able to tell my great-nieces that Greataunt gwinky was once able to make it through a first date without fucking.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would tell you, but then somebody would make an "I"m RP and I love my pregnant body" sock, and there'd be more preggo fetish talk, and I don't want to be responsible for that.

Translation: I have huge, gravity-defying tits, but I have yet to gain any real weight.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm sure you are adorable.

I AM MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER!!!

At least that's what my quarry tells me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm just going on this date to get perspective on my maybe-boyfriend. It's a first date. I'd like to be able to tell my great-nieces that Greataunt gwinky was once able to make it through a first date without fucking.

Oooooooh, it's a date with a new guy. I thought it was a date with maybe boyfriend.

Of course, fucking new guy will give you even more perspective on maybe-boyfriend, esp in light of pony's article from earlier.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.

TM

You need a lot of work on your quoting technique.

TM