Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, hypothetically speaking, if you were to break up with a mountainclimbing lunchbox collecting asshole who is none too pleased with you about it and you suddenly realized you left your passport in a desk drawer at his house (no exchange of anything has taken place yet) and you are concerned he might burn it or lose it if you ask for it, would you:

(1) leave him a message asking for it and take the risk he'll lose it and you'll have to replace it (PITA)

(2) use the keys you have that he hasn't asked for back and quietly go in when he's not home and take it, he'll be none the wiser

or

(3) use the keys that you have to take back all his stuff, leave the keys there and grab the passport on your way out the door, knowing darn well he'll be pissed that you came into the house, but at least you're leaving the house keys behind and it'll look like a nice gesture maybe??????????????

TIA

Tell him you're outside with his keys and the rest of his stuff and when he opens the door, tell him you want to get your passport.

Or, have a friend ask for it all smooth-like when they're hanging out at his house.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
what's the breakup bar?

TM

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell him you're outside with his keys and the rest of his stuff and when he opens the door, tell him you want to get your passport.

Or, have a friend ask for it all smooth-like when they're hanging out at his house.

TM

Thurgreed, finally something useful outta you. Thanks man.

I don't think he's smart enough to remember it's there unless I prompt him...so the element of surpise should work.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
My beautiful penis.

It has staff?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Jesus, first Thurgreed yesterday, now you today. What is it with people pimping Less?

I think of it as punishing s(tupid)b(itch). Plus, she clearly worships him -- when he suggests it, it's a brilliant idea. When I do, it's full of holes.

I wish I had remembered that I meant to leave a bag with beach-suitable clothes in the car at all times.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
tri-geek = nickname for triathletes

Quintana Roo = most popular tri bike.

No wonder Penske is retiring. He doesn't have time to keep you happy and post with even one of his socks here.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The list is hopelessly flawed without the Millennium Falcon or the Scarab from Miami Vice on it, though I give props for Battlecat.

I'm all about the Slave One...

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have been very angry when I've broken up with people. I've thrown things, including a strawberry milkshake while at the Johhny Rockets in Westwood and a very heavy crystal ashtray. It would never occur to me to destroy or dispose of someone's passport. And I'm the one people claim has a self-control issue.

I had a friend who threw 2 empty wine bottles at the ex's house after he started dating another woman right after she had bought him an expensive pure-bred puppy for Christmas.

It scared the neighbors a bit, but the glass remnants were fantastic. Someone could have gotten hurt, so she felt bad afterwards. And then they got back together 4 or 5 times until she figured out he was always going to be a player. And an asshole.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It has staff?

I thought his line was that it was one.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It has staff?

No, staph. It's an acquired taste.

[Iron Steve]

Originally posted by LessinSF


And, for those who care, the stupid bicycle is named after the province of Mexico where Cancun is located.

I knew you'd miss me.

SWAK

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, hypothetically speaking, if you were to break up with a mountainclimbing lunchbox collecting asshole who is none too pleased with you about it and you suddenly realized you left your passport in a desk drawer at his house (no exchange of anything has taken place yet) and you are concerned he might burn it or lose it if you ask for it, would you:

(1) leave him a message asking for it and take the risk he'll lose it and you'll have to replace it (PITA)

(2) use the keys you have that he hasn't asked for back and quietly go in when he's not home and take it, he'll be none the wiser

or

(3) use the keys that you have to take back all his stuff, leave the keys there and grab the passport on your way out the door, knowing darn well he'll be pissed that you came into the house, but at least you're leaving the house keys behind and it'll look like a nice gesture maybe??????????????

TIA

Use the keys to take his prized lunchbox (or several). Then offer to trade. The worst you have to do is hock them or trash them, which is just as spiteful as his doing anythign other than giving you your passport.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Use the keys to take his prized lunchbox (or several). Then offer to trade. The worst you have to do is hock them or trash them, which is just as spiteful as his doing anythign other than giving you your passport.

that's just about the stupidest thing I've ever read.

WHy would i use the keys to steal something so i could ask him to give me my passport when I could have taken it when stealing the lunchboxes?

[Iron Steve]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No wonder Penske is retiring. He doesn't have time to keep you happy and post with even one of his socks here.

TM

translation: Now that he's gone, I really do miss him. Damn, I need to watch what I wish for.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Or, it's what you call five zoo escapees in Spanky's yard.

But will they eat the apricots?