Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 120

09-26-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
They send me fleeing from my city with 2.5 million other people on Thursday night, they fail to deliver a single drop of rain to Austin on Saturday and instead kick in this amazing gust that launches every particle of dust in Zilker Park airborne and into my and balt's lungs, they raise the temperatures in Zilker Park on Sunday to a fucking 104 degrees in late September (accompanied a milder continuance of the dust storm), and then they continue to fuck with the temperatures by making it 98 degrees in Houston today, tomorrow, all the way to the end of the week, when it's supposed to finally get nice.

Warning to the citizens of Chicago, I'm headed in your direction.

You are moving to Chicago?!?!?! Are you gong to be Displaced Texan again?

Is Balt's martinit glass chest hair ok? I am curious as to what this guy looks like.

Shape Shifter · 09-26-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Isn't Niko the German chick who played with the Velvets with tragically bad teeth who died an untimely death? New Pornos play SF this week. Are they associated with Niko? I am confused.

Nico didn't die soon enough.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-26-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
You have a true gift in being able to suck all of the fun and excitement out of something as fun and exciting as going to a professional football game.

I can do this too. Watch:

I would rather be home, watching the games in HD than at an NFL game. Anyone else feel this way? Even when I've had great seats (first row, 50 yard line or first row, 1 yard line), you can never really tell what is going on on the opposite end of the field. Also, switching from game to game is a must when the game you planned on watching ends up sucking ass like a hungry Mr. Lipschitz.

In addition, at the game, you get limited replays (especially on bad calls) and updates on other games are more fun because you can actually see the highlight. Plus, there are no (unfamiliar) drunken jackasses screaming gibberish in your ear and no traffic to contend with.

And the beer is cheaper and better.

Baseball is different. I'd almost always rather be at a baseball game than watching it on t.v.

TM

09-26-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't believe no one is discussing the Kucher/Moore nuptials!
Is she/he/both of them nuts? Married? Why? Why? Why?

And who dresses her?

That is a serious waste of a hot guy. Stern was going off on this this morning. How she still looks good but if you see her up close, you can see how her face is pulled back from the face lift. he thinks she only has a couple of years before she hits the wall and why would a young, hot guy marry someone who is already into her first face lft? Then he mentioned Barbra Streisand being interviewed, fat as a cow, saying, she is in her sixties, and you just cant keep it up forever.

They also had some bullshit Kaballah ceremonyso maybe this marriage isnt real. ANd Bruce Willis went, which Howeard thinks is insane.

Hank Chinaski · 09-26-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, I may be saving you from some exorbitant "handling" fee.

Let me do the thinking.

I'm trying to back track where he was when that came out- the Canadian printing would be worth "Import" pricing here, and at 10$ would be a steal.

09-26-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. The sad thing is that he's probably a better actor than her, which is like saying that NFH is a better poster than sunnybunny.

Or that Sebby is frattier than Coltane.

09-26-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ooooh. Burn.

AND...

ZING!!

(it was, after all, a double helping)

Bitch pleaes, I don't knwo what kind of insurgent you purport to be, but the proper vernacular is "Ping! Pow!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-26-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Or that Sebby is frattier than Coltane.

We had a guy who did dick tricks, but no one who knocked over bottles of booze.

No one ever gave us a Standard Upper Decker.

We had only 16 accusations of rape, 3 fewer than Sebby's frat.

Sebby is frattiest.

SlaveNoMore · 09-26-2005, 05:17 PM

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ironweed
Damn. Str8 gotta get paid.

Isn't it "gotsta gets"?

Hank, a little help here.

Replaced_Texan · 09-26-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are moving to Chicago?!?!?! Are you gong to be Displaced Texan again?

Is Balt's martinit glass chest hair ok? I am curious as to what this guy looks like.

I'm not moving to Chicago. I'm simply going to Chicago on a fairly regular basis.

SlaveNoMore · 09-26-2005, 05:19 PM

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Shape Shifter
Nico didn't die soon enough.

Oh come on. Her warbling in "All Tomorrow's Parties" is ...well... something.

SlaveNoMore · 09-26-2005, 05:21 PM

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ThurgreedMarshall
I would rather be home, watching the games in HD than at an NFL game. Anyone else feel this way?

Yes. Same thing with NBA

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Baseball is different. I'd almost always rather be at a baseball game than watching it on t.v.

Yes. Same thing with NHL

09-26-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Isn't it "gotsta gets"?

Hank, a little help here.

I must be the wrong mile.

Hank Chinaski · 09-26-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Oh come on. Her warbling in "All Tomorrow's Parties" is ...well... something.

All that factory stuff was supposed to be a little off. I like Velvets + Nico.

Hank Chinaski · 09-26-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I must be the wrong mile.

Actually you went the wrong way on the subject line. It would make more sense as 8.00000001

eminem wanted to get below 8 month.