Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mmmmkay, but both people I mentioned it to at work were on the same "ick" wavelength I was.

Coltrane -- head makes more noise because faster; faster in part because shorter.

Are the strokes more frequent? Yes. But the stroke length isn't shorter.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your argument gets dumber by the post. I bet I've had a lot more sex than you and never, ever, have I shortened my stroke at the end. And if any guy on this board honestly admits that he does, I'll stop calling you "fat," fatty.

TM

I'm of no help here. I'm saving myself for college.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mmmmkay, but both people I mentioned it to at work were on the same "ick" wavelength I was.

Coltrane -- head makes more noise because faster; faster in part because shorter.

You are really trying to explain to a couple of guys how the intercourse works? Fascinating.

Faster does not = shorter. Faster = with greater speed.

I can't help it if you and your compatriots have never heard the phrase before. Just consider yourselves blessed and move on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your argument gets dumber by the post. I bet I've had a lot more sex than you and never, ever, have I shortened my stroke at the end. And if any guy on this board honestly admits that he does, I'll stop calling you "fat," fatty.

No. Head makes more noise because harder and faster. Faster does not mean shorter. Faster means faster.

TM

I'm sure you are highly focused on the metrics at that point, and not distracted by impending orgasm. And, duh, I'm sure you do do it exactly the same. Every. Single. Time.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think I've received those strokes from many more men than you have. Just a guess.

Just like the World Cup. The final score is either 1-0 or it's decided on spot kicks.

And only one side has a decent goalie.

CDF

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You are really trying to explain to a couple of guys how the intercourse works? Fascinating.

Faster does not = shorter. Faster = with greater speed.

I can't help it if you are your compatriots have never heard the phrase before. Just consider yourselves blessed and move on.

I did not say we have not heard it.

Anyway, seen any good movies lately?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Now this is a gay image. Do you think he went in penis first because he seems to be gripping one really tight in his right hand?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0...the_crotc.html

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sure you are highly focused on the metrics at that point, and not distracted by impending orgasm. And, duh, I'm sure you do do it exactly the same. Every. Single. Time.

Just admit that you are wrong. You sound like an idiot.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Huh. I don't really use that phrase, but I'd always thought of the expression re: short strokes of a painting or a written work.

If you're repulsed, clearly you've gone straight to the gutter in your assumptions. Hussy.

I always thought it referred to swimming races. When you're finishing a race, the stroke is shorter because you're POURING IT ON, baby.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sure you are highly focused on the metrics at that point, and not distracted by impending orgasm. And, duh, I'm sure you do do it exactly the same. Every. Single. Time.

I agree with the men here on this point. If it matters. Typically faster and longer (i.e., deeper). In my experience. As limited as it may be. I have been called virginal in the past.*

Also to say they don't know what they do because they are in the moment is laughable. But do continue. I've been pretty bored here lately.




*(exaggeration for effect)

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm of no help here. I'm saving myself for college.

Most good colleges take cash.

CDF

(The "pound-of-flesh" thing is just a metaphor, you know.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree with the men here on this point. If it matters. Typically faster and longer (i.e., deeper). In my experience. As limited as it may be. I have been called virginal in the past.*

Also to say they don't know what they do because they are in the moment is laughable. But do continue. I've been pretty bored here lately.




*(exaggeration for effect)

I stand by my interpretation. Deeper and shorter are perfectly compatible -- there's less pulling out, and harder (but shorter) pushing in.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Most good colleges take cash.

CDF

(The "pound-of-flesh" thing is just a metaphor, you know.)

Oh, you flatterer! (blushing)

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. There's a reason why her head makes more noise against the headboard at the end.

That is so hot.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You mean you didn't really go to Harvard?

shhh. if I was honest that Pennypacker is named after my maternal grandfather, and that I lived on an expense account since 18 how could I claim to be forced to drink cheap beer?