GO ABBA GO!!!

[dtb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And Amy fine collins is one ugwy lady.

1. Why do you do that Elmer-Fudd-speak? Do you think it's cute or something?

2. Amy Fine Collins is a friend of mine. Perhaps you'd like to submit a photo of yourself to her, and she can assess your appearance?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think most men's morning beard would be long enough to wax. But I could be wrong.

In related news, I just tried a new waxer. She used a different kind of wax, which I think I prefer. I am shiny smoooth.

Full Brazllian? I think I still prefer a little something there.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How far from this is Bailey's character? Other than being a full role, rather than an occasional judge.

I disagree. At least early on, there was a real dynamic between Bailey and the Chief and Bailey and Burke. I wish they wouldn't treat her relationship with her husband in such a superficial way, but I don't think she's just a caricature.

TM

[Not Bob]

For whatever reason, the following ideas for Halloween costumes popped into my head this morning on the drive back from the courthouse. Both are sports related, and although neither of them will likely win you any contest, I never have ideas for costumes (which explains why I usually stay at home passing out Kit-Kats to the neighborhood youth in my Middle-aged Lawyer's Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations costume).

1. Wear an Atlanta Falcon's number 7 jersey, with multiple stuffed dogs (a Snoopy, a Pluto, an Underdog, heck maybe a Goofy if you're feeling wacky) attached at their mouths to the jersey. A little fake blood around the mouth of each dog, and you have PETA's Revenge.

2. Wear a Mets jersey (I'd go with Reyes or maybe, sigh, Glavine) with fake arms going up to your neck. Paint your face blue, and you have Second Worst New York Baseball Choke.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
For whatever reason, the following ideas for Halloween costumes popped into my head this morning on the drive back from the courthouse. Both are sports related, and although neither of them will likely win you any contest, I never have ideas for costumes (which explains why I usually stay at home passing out Kit-Kats to the neighborhood youth in my Middle-aged Lawyer's Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations costume).

1. Wear an Atlanta Falcon's number 7 jersey, with multiple stuffed dogs (a Snoopy, a Pluto, an Underdog, heck maybe a Goofy if you're feeling wacky) attached at their mouths to the jersey. A little fake blood around the mouth of each dog, and you have PETA's Revenge.

2. Wear a Mets jersey (I'd go with Reyes or maybe, sigh, Glavine) with fake arms going up to your neck. Paint your face blue, and you have Second Worst New York Baseball Choke.

Um... I think I'll stick with my go-go girl idea.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
I love that character! She's so spunky and irreverent!

2. Plus, it tells us that racial divisions are fast melting away, and darn it, I don't have to think or worry it, and can just watch some TV.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Full Brazllian? I think I still prefer a little something there.

I agreed, until the landing strip turned into Hitler's mustache.

From there, it all had to go.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Um... I think I'll stick with my go-go girl idea.

Yes, but what will Amy Fine Collins wear?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Yes, but what will Amy Fine Collins wear?

She's going as Wonder Woman.

[Icky Thump]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Then pick up a chocolate sourdough twist at Amy's Bread and think of me (and wave at the third-floor windows across the street, where my old roommate still lives).

tm

Great stuff. I could put on 40-plus pounds a day at that place.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I agreed, until the landing strip turned into Hitler's mustache.

From there, it all had to go.

Okay, but is it cleaner than this pussy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ar/7048897.stm

Originally posted by dtb
I love that character! She's so spunky and irreverent!

2. But I also admire the world-weary and skeptical manner she uses to dispense her nuggets of earthy wisdom. Or maybe I am thinking of Sarah Silverman.

[Icky Thump]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay, but is it cleaner than this pussy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ar/7048897.stm

How'd she do in the spin cycle? In the dryer?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's going as Wonder Woman.

Too bad. I was really hoping for Electra Woman and Dynagirl.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Too bad. I was really hoping for Electra Woman and Dynagirl.

If you had that one on the right lose about 50 pounds, and grow 6 inches, and change her hair to a short pixie-ish cut, you'd still be able to distinguish her from Amy.