Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 121

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dude, you saw a lot of dick in college. That was one weird frat. This wasn't the same cat who knocked over bottles, was it?

Different cat.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-16-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but if you go commando like me, the benefit of keeping it short so you don't get it caught in your zipper is worth it.

How often do you get your trousers cleaned? There is no way I would fart as much as I do in my office if I wasn't wearing boxers. Maybe the secretaries will start demanding that I go commando...

Do you go sans undershirt as well?

ltl/fb · 12-16-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) If it were nto for me,would the world know about slave's stubbly body?

2) do you ever wonder if the time slave puts into the body shave has impacted his professional life? Like ishe chronically late?

3) "Tidy". Now that is a woman's word. Too bad nyd didn't think to use such a word.

chris's word was "tiddy." He also liked "shinny" legs, I believe, but he might actually have spelled it "shiny."

Keep it tiddy, ladies.

I cannot believe I am willing to admit I know this shit.

robustpuppy · 12-16-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How often do you get your trousers clean? There is no way I would fart as much as I do in my office if I wasn't wearing boxers. Maybe the secretaries will start demanding that I go commando...

Do you go sans undershirt as well?

My God, you make me so hot.

Alex_de_Large · 12-16-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My God, you make me so hot.

But are you hot enough to take him from behind with a strap-on? We still haven't answered this question.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-16-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
chris's word was "tiddy." He also liked "shinny" legs, I believe, but he might actually have spelled it "shiny."

Keep it tiddy, ladies.

I cannot believe I am willing to admit I know this shit.

thank you for being bold enough to admit it. As I recall however, he liked "shiny" legs, but spelled it "shinny".

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-16-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My God, you make me so hot.

Well, I haven't seen a fart reference on this board since 'Nam, so I thought we were due...

12-16-2003, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
chris's word was "tiddy." He also liked "shinny" legs, I believe, but he might actually have spelled it "shiny."

Keep it tiddy, ladies.

I cannot believe I am willing to admit I know this shit.

For remembering that, I give you this little chris classic
http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000RJs

: Anyone think PP=neighsayer (trying to avoid appearing to be jonesing for a Brazilian in her new home town)?

An although its not a "deal breaker" I think a tiddy pubic haricut is a very good indicator. I think it indicates that a woman is interested in how she appears for her mate. Men are very visual. A woman who understands this and wants to turn her man on will probably keep things tiddy so they are visually pleasing. I'm amazed at women that will spend hours and big bucks on manicures, pedicures, facials, eyebrow waxing, and clothes, but won't take the time or the effort to tiddy up "down there." It send the message that they don't care about this area because only their bf will see it -- and I certainly don't have to impress him.

So who ever said "grow up "...I don't have to grow up, because when I look at you I throw up!

On the other hand . . . obviously some hippie, smelly like Matthew guy might actually like the au naturel look. But , IMHO you gotta play the percentages.

notcasesensitive · 12-16-2003, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My God, you make me so hot.

you ARE easy. I wonder why bnb was having difficulties yesterday.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sorry but

rotflmao.

and while I am here, can you please expalin to me why Sebby isnt an offender with his foresty ass? I didnt follow and I am stuck printside

My ass is not forested at all. I'm a normally haired person. No back hair, anal forest, ear hair, unibrow, ascot of hair creeping up from under the shirt, etc...

Slave shaves his entire body all the time. Dude must itch like he's got St. Vitus Dance.

ltl/fb · 12-16-2003, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
thank you for being bold enough to admit it. As I recall however, he liked "shiny" legs, but spelled it "shinny".

So I remembered that he spelled it shinny.

Someone lobotomize me, already. Bring on the Alzheimers. I will gladly volunteer to be in the control group for testing any new Aricept-y products.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How often do you get your trousers cleaned? There is no way I would fart as much as I do in my office if I wasn't wearing boxers. Maybe the secretaries will start demanding that I go commando...

Do you go sans undershirt as well?

I can't swing the sans undershirt thing because it ruins shirts too quickly.

I get my pants cleaned the normal amount. Cotton casual pants I clean all the time because they can get nasty, but wool suit pants I wear a few times. I'm a rather clean cat. No BO issues, so its easy. And since my liver doesn't work anymore, I don't have gas issues.

12-16-2003, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
But are you hot enough to take him from behind with a strap-on? We still haven't answered this question.

No, the question is are you smooth enough to take "G" from behind? Bc, as chris says:

I've never been. Do you happen to work for Kutak? I have a friend that works there. Anyhow, I agree that men should at least tiddy themselves up. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. But how much? All the way? And where? Everywhere? Twig and berries? or just around the twig? What about the butt?

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=0008o6

notcasesensitive · 12-16-2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can't swing the sans undershirt thing because it ruins shirts too quickly.

I get my pants cleaned the normal amount. Cotton casual pants I clean all the time because they can get nasty, but wool suit pants I wear a few times. I'm a rather clean cat. No BO issues, so its easy. And since my liver doesn't work anymore, I don't have gas issues.

I am so past wanting to know what the inside of your pants look like or what Coltrane's boxers look like. Sure, there was a time that I was curious about such things. But now I believe I have all the information that I need. Thank you.

SlaveNoMore · 12-16-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) do you ever wonder if the time slave puts into the body shave has impacted his professional life? Like is he chronically late?

Only when I have to head to work in the morning and the chick I picked up in a bar the night before won't take a not-so-subtle hint and leave.

And on this note - the inside comment award is retired.