Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bilmore
Don't feel bad. Mine just said "kayak", and "trash rap music."

I do feel better. "Life in these United States" and "Humor in Uniform" always perk me right back up.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A friend of a friend got her labia reduced. I had never even wondered about the size of mine before that. Who thinks about their labia? Apparently hers were kind of big (not that I saw the before or after).

Men.

I've seen a chick who looked like Steven Tyler was between her legs. It ain't that pretty at all.

Fuck, I just gave myself a flashback to the opener of D&C when the souped up Camaro rolls into the school parking lot in slo mo while the opening lines to Sweet Emotion play... Old Aerosmith had some good tunes.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A friend of a friend got her labia reduced. I had never even wondered about the size of mine before that. Who thinks about their labia? Apparently hers were kind of big (not that I saw the before or after).

You owed it to the boards to request photos or, better yet, live action. You've let us down. Again.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Was this your friend?

You don't want roast beef mudflaps guarding the thighs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Building a pre-fab Happy Meal with excessive palladia is like trimming your pubes*...it's done to make it look bigger. In both instances, you're not fooling anyone.

*trimming them so your SO doesn't get pubes stuck in her teeth is okay though.

As is trimming them to make sure they don't get caught in your zipper, which is extremely painful.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You owed it to the boards to request photos or, better yet, live action. You've let us down. Again.

Oh god please no. Don't make me look at mud flaps - whatever they are. I have never seen the mud flaps, nor do I ever wish to.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You owed it to the boards to request photos or, better yet, live action. You've let us down. Again.

Again? I believe this may be the first time I've ever let anyone down on these boards.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Again? I believe this may be the first time I've ever let anyone down on these boards.

Oops. Sorry. My bad. I guess it didn't let the whole board down when I discovered you with my boyfriend. Inadvertent generalization.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Again? I believe this may be the first time I've ever let anyone down on these boards.

Is that right?

From my dossier:

July 23, 2003, Fashion Board, Post #4502: Argued with PP that teenage heartthrob Kirk Cameron was Not Canadian. Promised to research, then post geneological report.

Status: Failed to provide report.

September 24, 2003, FB, Post #6504: Told Aloha that if he didn't like muscle cars that he could "kiss your ass".

Status: Despite repeated attempts, no ass-mouth contact has been reported by Aloha. Failed.

Edited in case people actually thought I was being serious.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow, must be nice to have a house that's more than 8 ft from your neighbor. We don't get that much around here. And if you can see the side of the house you're probably standing up against your neighbor's house.

And that is why I will never move to the suburbs...

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And there's a square-jawed, serious guy with a newspaper who does things to me I can't describe.

Speaking of spooky's avatar, has anyone else noticed the, um, spooky resemblance to the Columbus shooting suspect?





Plus, he has a known addiction to rageahol.

[Edit to add line break between pics so not left/right scrolling would be required. ncs]

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
And that is why I will never move to the suburbs...

Because in the city you get to share walls with your screaming neighbors?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Speaking of spooky's avatar, has anyone else noticed the, um, spooky resemblance to the Columbus shooting suspect?


Plus, he has a known addiction to rageahol.

At the risk of sounding dumb, is Spooky's avatar Henry Rollins? I thought it was, but now I'm not sure.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

What's wrong with waiting until you are an adult and can pay for it yourself to determine whether or not plastic surgery is a good idea? Unless of course there are medical reasons for doing it (the old deviated septum excuse).

Don't discount medical reasons. It's not uncommon for wrestlers to break their nose during a match. I saw the father of one kid on the team set the nose of another kid on the team after a match -- without anesthesia. (Can you say "Pop"?) Leave it to the professionals, says I.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I live in mortal fear of having hideous children. I can't even deal with having the wrong color paint in the living room. What do you do if your kid turns out to have a mug like Moe?

Fuck the other ones.