Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, but are you wearing pleated pants or flat fronts over your rubber pants, Dear?

The rubber pants are the pants. They are an attractive purple and black. There is also an external dildo. I would invite you to sit on my lap, but it would no doubt kill me because you are such a fat.

The pants match my topless corselet with chains and complement my mask with cutouts.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
[to gwnc]: Fatty!

Funny, I always picture gwnc as the hot brunette in one of the Labatt's commercials -- the one where she gives the bear a red and white maple leaf tie, and he gives her the Pez dispenser that holds cans of Labatt Blue.

But I digress -- gwnc, you *so* need to find out where Dar Williams (who is, interestingly, Not Canadian) got this shirt:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is in my top four words I hate along with "slacks", "titty" and I forget the other one.

Well what do you call nice men's pants then? Pants?

Britches? Knickers?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
moist? damp? oozing?

No, but I did post it here. I think it was the all time most hated word. I must have blocked it out.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is in my top four words I hate along with "slacks", "titty" and I forget the other one.

Wasn't it moist?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wasn't it moist?

Rhymes with cunt?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well what do you call nice men's pants then? Pants?

Britches? Knickers?

britches are the suspnder thingies. I call em pants or suit pants but mostly dont talk about them at all. They are about as interesting as shoelaces.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The rubber pants are the pants. They are an attractive purple and black. There is also an external dildo. I would invite you to sit on my lap, but it would no doubt kill me because you are such a fat.

The pants match my topless corselet with chains and complement my mask with cutouts.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you'd finally found work.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wasn't it moist?

I am fine with moist. Cheffie would be in the top four were it a real word. fuck, what was it?

btw, simon cowell picks diana degarmo to win. i wonder if he see s the vote tallies every week. I picked her to go out this week .

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob

But I digress -- gwnc, you *so* need to find out where Dar Williams (who is, interestingly, Not Canadian) got this shirt:

Jian Ghomeshi probably gave it to her. Shockingly, I already have one of those t-shirts, although mine is white and sleeveless.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Since we appear to be looking to newspapers (?) to dictate our fashion sense, the WSJ is saying that flat shoes a la Audrey Hepburn are now hip and sexy. I think not.

Nothing against Ms Hepburn - when she was young she would have looked good wearing paper slippers, but for the rest of us, in my opinion flat slipper shoes are not particularly sexy unless you are really little and pixie-like.

You left out the name-dropping portion of the post. Hiatus over?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Don't forget stinky.

And right now suffering from third-degree burns for getting too close to the lovely-neckerchief-and-plaid-pants-with-bondage-straps-wearing flame-thrower that is PLF.

I only lashed out because I was hurting on the inside.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, but I did post it here. I think it was the all time most hated word. I must have blocked it out.

I already told you what it was, but it's on the last screen of messages, it's "Cheffie"...you told us before it was. Now you're saing it's not a word?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Fatty!

I'm pretty sure GWNC hasn't heard "Puttin' on a little weight?" from a friend/relative, half as much as you have, Fatty Arbuckle.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Don't forget stinky.

And right now suffering from third-degree burns for getting too close to the lovely-neckerchief-and-plaid-pants-with-bondage-straps-wearing flame-thrower that is PLF.

I think you left something out, Minute Maid.

TM