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07-23-2004, 04:59 PM
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#1801
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bill Simmons Mailbag...from his FEMALE readers...
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
To wit:
You haven't come up with an original joke in months.
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Your stupid.
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07-23-2004, 04:59 PM
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#1802
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's bachelorette.com - geez, thousands of people use it for party favors. IT's a fairly harmless site (other than the blow-up nurse). Tell your nazis to ease up. Or what also works is to loan them your bong, or take them out for drinks at lunch - you're good for the day. But the best part is the description on the box.
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Description:
O.K. we have all seen the exploding golf ball trick, but have you seen this one?
This golf ball explodes into little plastic vaginas. We would suggest that these are perfect for a bachelor party that includes a round of golf.
One package of three vagina golf balls.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-23-2004, 05:06 PM
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#1803
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This golf ball explodes into little plastic vaginas. We would suggest that these are perfect for a bachelor party that includes a round of golf.
One package of three vagina golf balls.[/i]
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See? Coltrane's nazis let him through.
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07-23-2004, 05:10 PM
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#1804
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Shifty
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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In light of the cartoonish consternation and surprise displayed on the golfer's face, I submit that the future Mrs. Golfer is in for a disappointing honeymoon and a lifetime of wondering whether Mr. Golfer is on the DL. |
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07-23-2004, 05:17 PM
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#1805
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In light of the cartoonish consternation and surprise displayed on the golfer's face, I submit that the future Mrs. Golfer is in for a disappointing honeymoon and a lifetime of wondering whether Mr. Golfer is on the DL.
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You gotta hand it to the high-fivers in the background though. They burned him. |
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07-23-2004, 05:18 PM
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#1806
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You gotta hand it to the high-fivers in the background though. They burned him.
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Weren't you going to say something entertaining today? |
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07-23-2004, 05:22 PM
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#1807
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Weren't you going to say something entertaining today?
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I'm always entertaining.
But to address your question, I promised to try to say something entertaining if people moved the discussion to another board. No one moved the discussion. Therefore, no need for me to make any extra effort. |
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07-23-2004, 05:29 PM
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#1808
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
See? Coltrane's nazis let him through.
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I can see the pictures you post (I don't get the little white square with the red "x"), I just can't get to the site itself. |
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07-23-2004, 05:30 PM
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#1809
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm always entertaining.
But to address your question, I promised to try to say something entertaining if people moved the discussion to another board. No one moved the discussion. Therefore, no need for me to make any extra effort.
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Yes, certainly, in your own way you are always entertaining.
Fair enough, though I'd been waiting with anticipation all day. I would have spent less time on the board but for your promise.
Carry on. |
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07-23-2004, 05:31 PM
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#1810
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Weren't you going to say something entertaining today?
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Dude -- your so wrong! (I did that on purpose -- it appears to be the theme of the day.)
GWINK is the MAN! |
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07-23-2004, 05:32 PM
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#1811
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Dude -- your so wrong! (I did that on purpose -- it appears to be the theme of the day.)
GWINK is the MAN!
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Shouldn't that be "da" MAN.
You are clearly well on you're way to becoming one of the common folk -- have you been spending a lot of time with a certain horse trainer? |
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07-23-2004, 05:34 PM
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#1812
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Shouldn't that be "da" MAN.
You are clearly well on you're way to becoming one of the common folk -- have you been spending a lot of time with a certain horse trainer?
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Technically, yes; but I can only bring myself to make one intentional egregious error per post. |
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07-23-2004, 05:34 PM
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#1813
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Bill Simmons Mailbag...from his FEMALE readers...
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Shape Shifter
Your stupid.
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Exhibit A. Thanks for proving my point.
PS - Your mother. |
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07-23-2004, 05:45 PM
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#1814
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I can see the pictures you post (I don't get the little white square with the red "x"), I just can't get to the site itself.
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What I meant was, Coltrane was able to go and get and then post pictures of exploding vagina golfball. I would post the gummy penis and the inflatable 6 foot penis, if I thought that people wouldn't find it objectionable.
But, when you go home - bachelorette.com - maybe you can order the penis gelatin mold.
Pin the macho on the man - as if you'd need the target.
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07-23-2004, 06:26 PM
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#1815
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Shifty
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can we get a Chasey Lain pic on the adult board? Less?
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Done.
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