A frolic in Cambodia

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, I'm not one to kiss and tell/but I've been seen with Farrah....

(sorry -- that line always cracked me up)

And the fine musical group Pure Prairie League had absolutely nothing to do with that dreck "Looking for Love (In All the Wrong Places)" from the Urban Cowboy soundtrack.

Jesus, people.

Why did this make the line "I've been to paradise but I've never been to me" jump into my head.

Damn you, Not Bob. Damn you to hell.

(BTW, my friend who was running for Congress in Podunkville lost. I hold you responsible. Thank you for restoring my faith in democracy.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In the couple of times that I've been dragged kicking and screaming to a Catholic church, this is the part that freaked me out the most.

if you get out of Church with only that, color yourself lucky. Ask SS how he had his cherry popped.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The Amieeeee song, or the Lookin' For Love song? The LFL song is also on Urban Cowboy.

Fucktabulous. Now I have Rhinestone Cowboy going through my head. The one line I know. Over and over and over again.

the lookin' for love song. It's all coming back to me now. Mickey Gilley was the guest star and he sang it. (I don't even know who that is - it's like I've become a channel for some medium from beyond who is intent on transmitting details of bad tv shows to you all. If I start doing this with TJ Hooker, please feel free to punch me).

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
the lookin' for love song. It's all coming back to me now. Mickey Gilley was the guest star and he sang it. (I don't even know who that is - it's like I've become a channel for some medium from beyond who is intent on transmitting details of bad tv shows to you all. If I start doing this with TJ Hooker, please feel free to punch me).

I never figured you as the Adrian Zmed type.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
And the fine musical group Pure Prairie League had absolutely nothing to do with that dreck "Looking for Love (In All the Wrong Places)" from the Urban Cowboy soundtrack.

Jesus, people.

Bob. Please. Aaaiiiimmeeeee was PPL. I only mentioned this because the same roommate listened to Looking fer luv all the freakin time. It was a tie-in.

Plus - I have never watched the Fall Guy.

And Fringe, do you mean Urban Cowboy?
"Fine, fergit it."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
God, I remember that song from an episode of the Fall Guy. I can't believe I just remembered that (and that I watched the Fall Guy).

The Urban Cowboy Soundtrack was the first album I ever owned. I think it was mandatory for everyone in Houston in 1980 to memorize it. Devil Went Down to Georgia, Darlin', Lyin' Eyes, Fallin' in Love for the Night, Lookin' for Love. All songs that I knew by heart by the time I was 8 years old, and I still like them now. I did notice a couple of years ago that Johnny Lee, of Lookin' For Love fame, was the featured performer at the Kuntry Kitchen in Conroe. I was shocked he was still alive. They were charging a six dollar cover, which I thought was pretty steep.

It was also mandatory to own a Gilley's bumpersticker or tee-shirt. Ours was right next to the "If you don't have an oil well, get one" bumpersticker. The early 80s in Houston were a little crazy.

[Fugee]

I can't imagine anything more depressing than being 59 and pregnant except being 59, a great-grandmother, and pregnant with twins. These children will have great-nieces and nephews older than they are.

59 - Year - Old Set to Give Birth to Twins
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 11:05 p.m. ET

SYLVESTER, Ga. (AP) -- A 59-year-old great-grandmother is pregnant with twins and will deliver next month, three decades after she had her tubes tied. ``They came untied,'' Frances Harris said Thursday.

The multiple birth Dec. 21 would break the purported record set this week by a 56-year-old New York City mother of twins.

Harris, of rural Sylvester, Ga., said she wasn't trying to get pregnant -- and didn't realize she was -- until she started gaining weight and went to see her doctor.

``A lot of things changed about me,'' she said. ``I started craving grapes and apples, things I don't usually crave. By then I was four months pregnant.''

When the doctor broke the news, ``They had to sit me down. I couldn't even talk,'' she said.

The news was even more shocking considering Harris -- the mother of five, grandmother of 14 and great-grandmother of six -- had her tubes tied 33 years ago after the birth of her youngest child.

Harris had her first child when she was 15; 44 years will separate her first-born from the newborns. She was divorced years ago from the twins' father, 60-year-old Raymond Harris, a heavy equipment operator. She said they will remarry before the birth.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ty believes Karl Rove is behind this.

I don't want to see this movie, but I'd love to invest in it.

[SlaveNoMore]

Fugee
"...She was divorced years ago from the twins' father, 60-year-old Raymond Harris, a heavy equipment operator. She said they will remarry before the birth."

So was grandpa going back to the well, or is he just trying to make an "honest" woman of her?

And is she a "G-GILF"?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would say it's more similar to me and sebby. Coltrane seems to be annoying the hell out of rp, not making her skin crawl.

It's a subtle but important difference.

Uh, no. You'll have to do more than phone in a "Sebby makes my skin crawl" to get a flame.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In the couple of times that I've been dragged kicking and screaming to a Catholic church, this is the part that freaked me out the most. Well that, and all the standing and sitting and kneeling and standing and sitting and kneeling. You don't get a lot of that in the non-sectarian churches.

Could be worse... at least you didn't have to shake hands with the priest.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, no. You'll have to do more than phone in a "Sebby makes my skin crawl" to get a flame.

No, sebby -- you are the cat who merely annoys fringey. Taxwonk is the cat who makes her skin crawl.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Not Bob

Taxwonk is the cat who makes her skin crawl.

Taxwonk makes every one's skin crawl.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why did this make the line "I've been to paradise but I've never been to me" jump into my head.

I am so sorry, my dear. I had no idear that the theme song to the Fall Guy, sung by Lee Majors hisself, would have that effect on you.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Damn you, Not Bob. Damn you to hell.

(BTW, my friend who was running for Congress in Podunkville lost. I hold you responsible. Thank you for restoring my faith in democracy.)

It was a sad day in Podunkville, indeed. Big Earl (Big Ed's brother) almost lost his county commission seat to a television weatherman turned preacher named Sonny Daye.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And I was teasing you about being a grammar timmy. I posted it to set you up for a teasing ironic (hi PLF!) backhanded compliment.

Anyway, I'm sorry it went this far. I shouldn't have made fun of the whole grammar thing.

Hi!

I have not scrolled to the end of this thread yet, but have you two kissed and made up yet? I hope not! I'm really enjoying reading extremely detailed and nuanced posts with citations to and excerpts from other extremely detailed and nuanced posts about how each of you thinks that you were misunderstood by the other and therefore thinks the other is a bitch/jackass.