Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
A quiz for BRC, me, and maybe some of the rest of us:

The Sanitest



My results:

• INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.

Your score is: 118


INSANITY INDEX 6.36 Your SaniTest(TM) score suggests that you are haywire. Your neural pathways seem to be oddly short-circuited, which can lead to alarming and/or amusing mishaps. You should be on the lookout for the signs of incipient megalomania, especially if you are the leader of a government. Others who scored at this level include former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher and newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst.

Incipient Megalomania? Who do they think they're talking to?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Incipient Megalomania? Who do they think they're talking to?

Who, bilmore?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
A quiz for BRC, me, and maybe some of the rest of us:

The Sanitest



My results:

• INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.

INSANITY INDEX 6.43 Your SaniTest(TM) score indicates that you are utterly haywire. Your neural circuitry seems to be badly misfiring, with frightening and/or hilarious effects. You may find yourself capable of superhuman strength as a side effect, but don't count on it. Others who scored at this level include entertainer Wayne Newton and skateboarding legend Tony Hawk.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who, bilmore?

I think I would have scored lower but for the Shifter-phobia.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Your score is: 118


INSANITY INDEX 6.36 Your SaniTest(TM) score suggests that you are haywire. Your neural pathways seem to be oddly short-circuited, which can lead to alarming and/or amusing mishaps. You should be on the lookout for the signs of incipient megalomania, especially if you are the leader of a government. Others who scored at this level include former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher and newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst.

Incipient Megalomania? Who do they think they're talking to?

Incipient Megalomania - that's precious. Nail. Head.

In other not-so-surprising news, I'm as crazy as Britney.

INSANITY INDEX 5.17 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score falls solidly in the middle of the dark carnival that is human madness, and it indicates that you are indeed bonkers. That's a colloquial term for a condition that science simply cannot classify, marked by bizarre behavior, inappropriate verbal outbursts, and an unrealistic world view. Others who scored at this level include former Panamanian drug lord Manuel Noriega and pop sensation Britney Spears.

[ABBAKiss]

Insanity Test

INSANITY INDEX 5.61 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are schizothymic. While not as serious as schizophrenia, it means you may be subject to excessive introversion, paranoia, and morbid fantasy. Others who scored at this level include actor Nick Nolte and renaissance thinker Sir Francis Bacon.

Introversion? Really?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You could have just sent me a card.

Horeshit. You talk a good game, Wonk, but we all know that Fringey will be getting these in her stocking:

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
A quiz for BRC, me, and maybe some of the rest of us:

The Sanitest

• INSANITY INDEX 7.25 Careful analysis of your test answers indicates that you're demented. You see the world in a way uniquely your own, which can lead you to some very interesting places, or to jail. Although other people can sense that you have a powerful vision, you are often misunderstood. Other notable people who score at this level include the late Mother Teresa and TV curmudgeon Andy Rooney.

Did you ever wonder why people take these rEdiculous online tests?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
People are crazy.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/20/ny...ef=login&8hpib

'The proud father, wearing a dog-patterned tie, was Mark Nadler, 43, a New York cabaret singer. He had sent out invitations to dozens of friends "to share a special day in our lives when my dog, Admiral Rufus K. Boom, will celebrate his bark mitzvah in the tradition of our ancestors."'



TM

That's why the times is a dogshit paper. Before reading one word, I said "What are the odds of Mark being a fag? Somewhere equal to the odds of Peyton Manning throwing a TD. "

That guy is the kind of guy that rubs liver on his balls to get his fag dog to lick them

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Horeshit. You talk a good game, Wonk, but we all know that Fringey will be getting these in her stocking:

She doesn't wear stockings. The constant bloating causes them to cut off circulation to her head.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Horeshit.

Is this missing a w or an s?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is that guy who used to sit a block from the Gtown Mall with the sign that said "Yuppie Scum Freeway" still around? I had a friend who was the nicest guy in the world - never bothered a soul - but something about him ticked off that beggar, and every time we'd walk by that area, the beggar would let out a tirade of insults at my buddy. Never did figure it out.

Probably had something to do with your "friend" looking like a rich prep-school daddy's-boy prick.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this missing a w or an s?

Gatti's a Democrat.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Probably had something to do with your "friend" looking like a rich prep-school daddy's-boy prick.

Yes, Biff always did fancy the cardigan over the shoulder and aviators look. Actually, this friend was a slovenly looking character who favored jeans, sneakers and nondescript pullover jackets. We could never figure out why instead of all lecherous yuppy types who did pass the bum, he'd routinely choose to insult my friend, who frequently looked close to homeless himself.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, Biff always did fancy the cardigan over the shoulder and aviators look. Actually, this friend was a slovenly looking character who favored jeans, sneakers and nondescript pullover jackets. We could never figure out why instead of all lecherous yuppy types who did pass the bum, he'd routinely choose to insult my friend, who frequently looked close to homeless himself.

The homeless hate poseurs, too.