Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And speaking of Gays, where is leagleze? I haev L Word related quetions. Such as, does she buy for a second that Carmen would actually be gay IRL? And is Jenny the single most irritating tv character ever? That voice, god.

Worse than Fran Drescher?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Please, take a look at the previous posts. You can't do this to me today.

How many days do you wake up without a hard on?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know the finger stuff has to be fake. I could see a rat turning up or flies, but if a line worker all of sudden loses a finger wouldn't they stop shipments until they find it? i mean, really.

Unless they're making sausage.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
How many days do you wake up without a hard on?

Most days. Of course you could let me sleep over your house to change that.

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Worse than Fran Drescher?

yes. fran drescher was Bobbi Fleckman.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there manually powered vibrators for Jewesses to use on shabat?

No. That's why they need a Shabbas goy.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Also known for many domestic disputes with model former wife (I forget her name, but she was on the cover of my Yoga magazine a couple of months ago). Now she's a plus size model I believe (meaning she's a size 6 or whatever) because she has recovered from years of eating disorders.

I am too lazy too google or do a full post on how fucked-up Mickey Rourke looks*, but I can't imagine Carre Otis as a plus-size model. She looked great in Playboy and used to be a heroin addict. Maybe Mickey Rourke is with someone else now.

* I will say, though, that I don't know how his face got so strangely square, and that Sin City is fantastic. Much better than the show with Charlie Sheen.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I am too lazy too google or do a full post on how fucked-up Mickey Rourke looks*, but I can't imagine Carre Otis as a plus-size model. She looked great in Playboy and used to be a heroin addict. Maybe Mickey Rourke is with someone else now.

* I will say, though, that I don't know how his face got so strangely square, and that Sin City is fantastic. Much better than the show with Charlie Sheen.

This isn't a "full post?" For me this would have been pretty long. If you had done a full post, what additional issues would you have explored?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I am too lazy too google or do a full post on how fucked-up Mickey Rourke looks*, but I can't imagine Carre Otis as a plus-size model. She looked great in Playboy and used to be a heroin addict. Maybe Mickey Rourke is with someone else now.

* I will say, though, that I don't know how his face got so strangely square, and that Sin City is fantastic. Much better than the show with Charlie Sheen.

She's plus-sized?!?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I am too lazy too google or do a full post on how fucked-up Mickey Rourke looks*, but I can't imagine Carre Otis as a plus-size model. She looked great in Playboy and used to be a heroin addict. Maybe Mickey Rourke is with someone else now.

* I will say, though, that I don't know how his face got so strangely square, and that Sin City is fantastic. Much better than the show with Charlie Sheen.

she is considered a plus-size model. Don't ask me why.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She's plus-sized?!?

That's what I'm saying, dude. She wouldn't fit into even the most absurd internet-based "I am skinnier and hotter and do more coke than all those models" definition of a fat. Maybe the E! True Hollywood Story was about somebody else.

A few links seem to suggest that it IS Otis who is the plus-size model. That's crazy. Even with 20 pounds on her Playboy and Wild Orchid frame she would look great. She's obviously skinny-boned; how skinny her bones+ flesh are is a question of diet and exercise. Maybe she couldn't stop eating when she kicked the horse or something.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
she is considered a plus-size model. Don't ask me why.

I love Fat Actress. It's over the top, sure, but there is a train wreck aspect that makes it most lovable. Maybe its that one knows Kristy really is trying to lose weight and get back in the game, but given the absurd things she does on the show (the Koi effect) there is no way she could ever be given a sexy role again if she lost weight.

Originally posted by mmm3587
That's what I'm saying, dude. She wouldn't fit into even the most absurd internet-based "I am skinnier and hotter and do more coke than all those models" definition of a fat. Maybe the E! True Hollywood Story was about somebody else.

A few links seem to suggest that it IS Otis who is the plus-size model. That's crazy. Even with 20 pounds on her Playboy and Wild Orchid frame she would look great. She's obviously skinny-boned; how skinny her bones+ flesh are is a question of diet and exercise. Maybe she couldn't stop eating when she kicked the horse or something.

IS that pictgure just posted even her? Doesnt look like her. She is definiltey bigger, or was towards the end of ETHS. This gal that is pictured is not plussized.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She's plus-sized?!?

What a fat ass. Lay off the McGriddles.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What a fat ass. Lay off the McGriddles.

Am I the only one who hears the song "Big Bottom" in my head whenever these "a Fat or not a Fat" discussions appear?

I bet I am. I am alone, so very alone.