Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
(and, since I've been asked by at least one person, the real answer to why law firms tend not to sue their clients for unpaid bills is because doing so might trigger a malpractice counterclaim)

I think the most common - or at least second most common - answer is, the clients usually don't have the money anyway.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

As if my image could become more tarnished. Bitch, please.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought the whole point was thtat there was more than one him and possibly a her or two. You are all talk and no action, woman.

There was -- but now I am reformed. If you saw this guy and/or were deposed by him you would understand. He is turning ME in a monogamist.

[SlaveNoMore]

sunnybunny
How long ago did they fuck...

A long, long time ago. Paigow was still in her thirties back then.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought the whole point was thtat there was more than one him and possibly a her or two. You are all talk and no action, woman.

At least a few people here can vouch for my action. But, like I said, I am now reformed.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
At least a few people here can vouch for my action.

You chew real nice.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yeah, but an alternate explanation would be that she was trying to cover her face with the sawdust and, when that failed, she was too embarassed later to show it in public.

Sawdust?

Oh, riiiiiight. Slave was in his rodeo phase at the time.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No wonder your cooter is so sandy.

And dry.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And dry.

Small consolation, but wet sand wouldn't feel good there anyway. It's great for your feet, though.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
How long ago did they fuck, cause I'm not talking about the one night stands I had a decade ago and I'm wondering if I should??????

You probably shouldn't talk at all. I wonder if Lunchbox is having any revelations out there on Everst?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sawdust?

Oh, riiiiiight. Slave was in his rodeo phase at the time.

slave's a gay model? I had no idea. Shit, i probably would have met up with him had i known that...i'm such the fag hag.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You need a lot of work on your quoting technique.

TM

When I saw what I posted, I was gonna change it, but then I thought it sounded better coming from you.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There was -- but now I am reformed. If you saw this guy and/or were deposed by him you would understand. He is turning ME in a monogamist.

WOuldnt it be fun if we could all bang each other's lovers just once to see what everyone else is talking about?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm just going on this date to get perspective on my maybe-boyfriend. It's a first date. I'd like to be able to tell my great-nieces that Greataunt gwinky was once able to make it through a first date without fucking.

Translation:



TM

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
WOuldnt it be fun if we could all bang each other's lovers just once to see what everyone else is talking about?

Another reason I'm happy that my wife doesn't post here.