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07-17-2006, 07:20 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I stand by my interpretation. Deeper and shorter are perfectly compatible -- there's less pulling out, and harder (but shorter) pushing in.
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Were you really disappointed that time you went to visit the stroke ward?
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07-17-2006, 07:23 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Were you really disappointed that time you went to visit the stroke ward?
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Half-paralyzed elderly people of both sexes? Hell, yes.
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07-17-2006, 07:23 PM
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#1803
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I've never heard of it before today (which may be why the dude shouldn't have used it -- see below), but in my experience, logic doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the use of an expression.
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You have GOT to be kidding. You've never heard that phrase before?!? Have you ever even visited TCOTU? I hear it 8 times before lunch (well, I did before I retired, anyway -- now, more like 4). |
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07-17-2006, 07:25 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh, you flatterer! (blushing)
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Don't make me regret giving you the benefit of the doubt. Otherwise, you'll have to go to fringey for a ruling--and she doesn't use standard measurement techniques.
I'd hate to see you get short shrift.
CDF
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07-17-2006, 07:27 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by dtb
That is so hot.
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I know. I've been told by many a girl that my prose makes them moist.
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07-17-2006, 07:27 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by dtb
You have GOT to be kidding. You've never heard that phrase before?!? Have you ever even visited TCOTU? I hear it 8 times before lunch (well, I did before I retired, anyway -- now, more like 4).
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Didn't you work with mostly macho-y guys who talked about sex all the time? And you thought the phrase was swimming-related?
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07-17-2006, 07:28 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. I've been told by many a girl that my prose makes them moist.
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Mmmmmmm, moist.
(It is not me who is bothered by that word. I'm not saying you thought it was, but just for the record.)
(This has done a lovely job of distracting me from something actually really annoying at work.)
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07-17-2006, 07:29 PM
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#1808
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I stand by my interpretation. Deeper and shorter are perfectly compatible -- there's less pulling out, and harder (but shorter) pushing in.
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No one's denying that you attract the types who demonstrate this possibility. We're just saddened for you. Here, have another donut.
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07-17-2006, 07:32 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Were you really disappointed that time you went to visit the stroke ward?
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I think she thought "them's good huntin'." And then security spoiled the fun.
CDF
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07-17-2006, 07:32 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No one's denying that you attract the types who demonstrate this possibility. We're just saddened for you. Here, have another donut.
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 FRITTER.
It varies.
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07-17-2006, 07:32 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No one's denying that you attract the types who demonstrate this possibility. We're just saddened for you. Here, have another donut.
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I wouldn't know, being a virgin and all, but now when I do have the sex, I plan on running from the other side of the room during the ending strokes, just so she won't think I'm doing it wrong.
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07-17-2006, 07:34 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I wouldn't know, being a virgin and all, but now when I do have the sex, I plan on running from the other side of the room during the ending strokes, just so she won't think I'm doing it wrong.
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Coltrane, your hotosity quotient has just been exceeded.
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07-17-2006, 07:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Didn't you work with mostly macho-y guys who talked about sex all the time? And you thought the phrase was swimming-related?
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They talked about a lot of stuff - but, surprisingly, not so much about the sex. But I heard it first in my law firm days. A lot. |
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07-17-2006, 07:36 PM
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#1814
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by dtb
(well, I did before I retired, anyway -- now, more like 4).
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From your son?
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07-17-2006, 07:36 PM
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Didn't you work with mostly macho-y guys who talked about sex all the time? And you thought the phrase was swimming-related?
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Should I point out that none of the guys here thought it was sex-related and that most of them seem to take offense to the thought that their strokes might be short at the end, or should I just let this be? Why would an inappropriately sexual phrase be made up by men that tends to denegrate their sexual preformance at the end of The Act? |
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