New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand


3. Saw a dumbass on local TV this morning who seemed surprised he was tossed from the park after confronting the guy and threatening him... People are actually trying to track him down. It's downright scary. He may have to leave town if they lose. Of course, then the Sox fans would throw him a parade.

The media already know who he is, as they are reporting his age. I've also heard where he supposedly went to school.

He's screwed. Cubs fan and actor Jon Cusack was on the Today show this morning. Matt asked him if he would track the guy down if the Cubs lost the nlcs. Cusack replied to the effect, no need, the rest of the City of Chicago will do it for me.

Maybe he can get a place somewhere in Arizona with Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
He's screwed. Cubs fan and actor Jon Cusack was on the Today show this morning. Matt asked him if he would track the guy down if the Cubs lost the nlcs. Cusack replied to the effect, no need, the rest of the City of Chicago will do it for me.

Maybe he can get a place somewhere in Arizona with Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

If there are two places a Chicagoan would not be anonymous, other than the immediate Chicago area, Arizona, California and Las Vegas would be them.

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[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
He's screwed. Cubs fan and actor Jon Cusack was on the Today show this morning. Matt asked him if he would track the guy down if the Cubs lost the nlcs. Cusack replied to the effect, no need, the rest of the City of Chicago will do it for me.

Maybe he can get a place somewhere in Arizona with Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

What I said before about the media not reporting his name? Nevermind. The geniuses at the Sun-Times have a story on him which they have graciously printed a million or so copies of.

I'm sure the Old Style-fueled dipshit lynch mob is on its way...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/fan15.html

(Spree: only posted because I don't think anyone here is that stupid...)

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's interesting. All the news reports say that the fan is 26 years old, but they're not naming names. I imagine they're waiting for him to get everything straightened out with the witness protection program first.

I also heard that he attended Tulane Law School, graduated in the top 49.4% of his class in college, and would skip his mother's funeral to do an important deposition.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

I'm sure the Old Style-fueled dipshit lynch mob is on its way...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/fan15.html

(Spree: only posted because I don't think anyone here is that stupid...)

It's been, what? 16 hours or so. He could have made it to the border by now.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
What I said before about the media not reporting his name? Nevermind. The geniuses at the Sun-Times have a story on him which they have graciously printed a million or so copies of.

I'm sure the Old Style-fueled dipshit lynch mob is on its way...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/fan15.html

(Spree: only posted because I don't think anyone here is that stupid...)

What's your problem with Old Style, bub?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
What I said before about the media not reporting his name? Nevermind. The geniuses at the Sun-Times have a story on him which they have graciously printed a million or so copies of.

I'm sure the Old Style-fueled dipshit lynch mob is on its way...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/fan15.html

(Spree: only posted because I don't think anyone here is that stupid...)

Uh-oh. At least we now have confirmation that its not Adult Baby Richard.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's your problem with Old Style, bub?

Nothing. Not my personal favorite, but it's kind of funny that they advertise as the "Official Beer of Wrigley Field" and run commercials with the tag line "Old Style Beer - Chicago", when anybody who knows a whiff about beer knows the stuff is brewed in Wisconsin.

It's especially funny that some of the same Cubs fans who swear by the stuff are rabidly anti-anything Wisconsin and have no idea that the stuff is brewed there.

[evenodds]

In my younger days, I dated a man who had been a politician elsewhere.

I didn't know much about his political past, aside from the office he held and I never thought much about it.

One day, I am in a bookstore and I open a biography. I flip through the pages and see his picture. I check out the index, see his name on several pages, and read each passage as the horror grows. In about 45 minutes, I had every biography of my sweetheart's former political opponent open.

That was the end of the relationship.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Nothing. Not my personal favorite, but it's kind of funny that they advertise as the "Official Beer of Wrigley Field" and run commercials with the tag line "Old Style Beer - Chicago", when anybody who knows a whiff about beer knows the stuff is brewed in Wisconsin.

It's especially funny that some of the same Cubs fans who swear by the stuff are rabidly anti-anything Wisconsin and have no idea that the stuff is brewed there.

How about Goose Island? That's brewed in chicago, no?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Nothing. Not my personal favorite, but it's kind of funny that they advertise as the "Official Beer of Wrigley Field" and run commercials with the tag line "Old Style Beer - Chicago", when anybody who knows a whiff about beer knows the stuff is brewed in Wisconsin.

It's especially funny that some of the same Cubs fans who swear by the stuff are rabidly anti-anything Wisconsin and have no idea that the stuff is brewed there.

How could anyone NOT know it's from Wisconsin? Those Cubs people really are stupid. Maybe it's a youth thing. Maybe they should change their name to Bears.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by evenodds
In my younger days, I dated a man who had been a politician elsewhere.

I didn't know much about his political past, aside from the office he held and I never thought much about it.

One day, I am in a bookstore and I open a biography. I flip through the pages and see his picture. I check out the index, see his name on several pages, and read each passage as the horror grows. In about 45 minutes, I had every biography of my sweetheart's former political opponent open.

That was the end of the relationship.

translation: I blew Clinton in 1991 when he was at my highschool for an early campaign rally.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
translation: I blew Clinton in 1991 when he was at my highschool for an early campaign rally.

You said you'd never tell!

Even(highschool in 1991? sadly, no.)Odds

[ThrashersFan]

"Lawyers for the accused rapist created shock waves again, saying that a DNA analysis of the 19-year-old accuser's underpants showed "other substances" from a "source" that wasn't Bryant. "

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,100131,00.html


Wow, kinda makes you wonder what would be discovered in your own underpants.

Southerners who constantly refer to non southerners as Yankees. Give it up people, the civil war ended like 150 years ago. is this constant use of this term some sad sore loser thing like the curse of Babe Ruth?