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Alex_de_Large · 02-13-2004, 05:06 PM

Hours of fun and/or procrastination.

spree: website with pictures of celebrities' tattoos. Some of the pics have a tit here and an ass there, so be forewarned.

bilmore · 02-13-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I made the whole thing up just to get you to admit that something, anything about you "just doesn't cut it."

Happy fucking friday, sucker!!!!!!

Kidding. I only wish I were that manipulative. Now lighten up already!

If I had any guts, I would now type out the entire story about my return and say I changed my mind, it does cut it.

But I don't, so . . .

bilmore · 02-13-2004, 05:09 PM

1980's bar video games:

http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/games/#null

(Pac-Man!)

taxwonk · 02-13-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What world are you smokin' crack in?

TM

A world filled with people who aren't so deluded that they believe if the mix was 10/90 like they suggested that they'd actually be in the 10% bracket?

bilmore · 02-13-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
A world filled with people who aren't so deluded that they believe if the mix was 10/90 like they suggested that they'd actually be in the 10% bracket?

C'mon, he knows.

(I mean, he'd HAFTA know, wouldn't he?)

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-13-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Canada Condemns 'Racist' Conan O'Brien TV Show

That's interesting. Alexa McDonough will be very happy to know that yahoo news thinks she speaks for Canada.

Atticus Grinch · 02-13-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Amen, sister. You said it. Joanne's the one.

Mom?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 02-13-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's interesting. Alexa McDonough will be very happy to know that yahoo news thinks she speaks for Canada.

Seems like he was slamming only the cheese-eating quebecoise. Isn't that the national sport in the rest of canada?

taxwonk · 02-13-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So my poll question is this: Have you ever traveled at the last minute or as a surprise for someone? Has anyone traveled at the last minute or as a surprise for you? Was the trip worth the secrecy/expense of last minute travel?

I had someone fly half way acroos the country once just to surprise me with half a day on incredible, mind-blowing sex and a wonderful dinner.

It blew me away. I'd say it was definitely worth it. But then, I only had to pay for dinner.

Atticus Grinch · 02-13-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I had someone fly half way acroos the country once just to surprise me with half a day on incredible, mind-blowing sex and a wonderful dinner.

It blew me away. I'd say it was definitely worth it. But then, I only had to pay for dinner.

Mom?!?!

Hank Chinaski · 02-13-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Seems like he was slamming only the cheese-eating quebecoise. Isn't that the national sport in the rest of canada?

Howard Stern was kicking off the radio in Montreal and Toronto for anti-French comments. The Canadian Gov't has strict rules against any such commentary.

If you want to see the sensibilities in practice, go to Infirm/Greedy Canada and look at the exchanges between Juan the Marine and the board regulars bout 6 months ago.

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-13-2004, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Seems like he was slamming only the cheese-eating quebecoise. Isn't that the national sport in the rest of canada?

No, actually. Not these days, for sure. The only person who does that publicly is Don Cherry. And he's in trouble for it. Not too many anglos do it privately as well. Most Anglos honestly don't want them to separate. A lot of them make very public overtures to Quebec.

That is why I was so shocked (honestly) when I moved here and people bash the French freely. I never really thought of doing that.

And I realize you all bash the France-French, not the Quebecois, and I don't care that you do. It just shocked me that it went on.

leagleaze · 02-13-2004, 05:27 PM

CALL NO. 1

"How\'s it goin?"
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** You are now speaking with Kristen, Customer Service. **
Kristen : Hi. How can I help you?
str8 : Can you make your course funnier?
str8: it's pretty dry
str8: All the same, I'm learning all about driving defensively, so that's good
Kristen : WE have our development team working on it.
str8: What kind of questions do folks usually ask you?
Kristen : They usually ask me questions relevant to the course.
str8: Cool. If I have one of those (or a technical problem), I'll let you know!
Kristen : Alright! Good luck!
str8: You have a good night now!
Your party has left this session.

CALL NO. 2

"I have a question" --------------------------------------------- **
You are now speaking with Chris, Customer Service. **
Chris : OK. Please ask.
str8 : The course has a very pessimistic tone. Don't you find?
Chris : What is your drivers license number please?
str8 : It makes me feel depressed about the prospect of getting into my car
str8 : [Drivers License No. Omitted]
Chris : One moment please while I access your account.
str8 : Before I drove confidently, but now I'm starting to dwell on all the bad things that might happen
Chris : Don't feel that way.
str8 : Well I've never had an accident in 13 years, except when I got rear-ended by a guy who took off when I was stopped
str8 : That one wasn't my fault
str8 : He got out of his car, we talked, then when I went to call the cops, he took off
str8 : can you believe that?
Chris : I can believe it.
str8 : yeah that guy could have used this course
str8 : but i doubt he has a computer; I think he was a foreigner
str8 : you ever been rear-ended while stopped in traffic?
Chris : No, but I have been hit from the side.
str8 : Kristi was helping me before; I think you're a better helper
str8 : Kristen, I mean
str8 : Do you guys work in the same office?
Chris : The state just wants people to drive safely. That is why it may come across as pessimistic at times. Not intended to, though.
str8 : Yeah I'll bet they do. Accidents cost the state valuable resources
str8 : My friend was just telling me that when she was 19, she rear-ended a groom going to his wedding, and HIS car then hit the bride's car right in front
Chris : Kristen is still new.
Chris : Oh, my god.
str8 : Could you imagine?
Chris : I bet they will never forget their wedding day (LOL)
Chris : I am laughing
str8 : I know! What a horror show!
str8 : My friend said when they exchanged drivers licenses, she learned that the couple was 19
str8 : she thought that was too young to be getting married
Chris : Yeah, I know, but people make up their own minds.
Chris : They only find out later from experience.
str8 : The bride and groom's cars got stuck together
Chris : I wonder if the bride and groom are still "stuck" together.
str8 : Yeah, she didn't keep in touch with them, LOL
str8 : Well, you gotta whip that Kristen into shape
str8 : If I have another question, I sure hope I get you instead of her
Chris : Yes, I'll be here until 9pm
Chris : We are in San Diego.
str8 : Like those Real World kids, huh? That Robin sure is a nutter
Chris : You could say that.
str8 : I sure love that Jacquese though; he's the voice of reason
str8 : Did you ever see them when they were filming it?
Chris : Yeah, voices of reason are needed in a world filled with chaos.
Chris : Nah. Did you?
str8 : No, but I'm in Los Angeles
Chris : I was busy working.
str8 : Who do you think is the cutest person on the show?
str8 : Those clubs they're always going to sure look fun
Chris : One moment, please. A call came in.
Chris : We do both here. Answer phones and take chats. I take it that you watch MTV often, huh?
str8 : Not so much, just real world, but I love other reality shows; Apprentice, Survivor
Chris : I like women of Asian descent. Therefore, I like Jamie.
str8 : She's GORGEOUS!!!
str8 : And she seems so sensitive and stable too
str8 : Not like her nutter roommates
Chris : That is why I like LA. A lot of women of Asian descent up there.
str8 : Oh yeah for sure; I live pretty near Korea-town Chris : Cool!!!
str8 : I have a friend who likes japanese women so much, he learned Japanese in school
str8 : then went to Japan
str8 : met his wife there
str8 : When we go to strip clubs, he always gets the hot Japanese stripper, ya know
Chris : Hey, I had spent 5 years in Japan.
Chris : I had taught English for five years.
str8 : Is Kristen asian?
str8 : you got any dirt on her?
Chris : No.
Chris : We don't have any Asians in customer service.
str8 : Too bad for you. Is it mostly female though?
Chris : I go to a language exchange in Little Tokyo on Fridays.
str8 : That's cool
Chris : It is about half male and half female.
str8 : Lot of hooking up?
Chris : Nah. We have to maintain a professional atmosphere.
str8 : Well what does Kristen look like? I think maybe she likes me
Chris : I am not allowed to comment on that. Company policy and privacy issues, you know.
str8 : She probably thinks I'm a bad driver; but really I'm only here because the cop said I failed to come to a complete stop
str8 : Is she reading this?
str8 : Kristen, I'm a good driver, really I am
Chris : None of think that you are a bad driver.
Chris : I've had two tickets before.
str8 : I'm going to prove to her that I'm the best. I'm going to get 100 on the test
Chris : As long as you get 80, you are Ok.
str8 : I know, but maybe Chris wants me to set a record
Chris : Don't stress over it.
str8 : I mean Kristen
str8 : I'm getting upset now, I should probably go study some more
Chris : Nah. We just want you to pass.
Chris : Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
str8 : You should come to strip clubs with me and my buddy though
str8 : you could fight over the hot asian women
str8 : Actually maybe that's a bad idea
str8 : they don't like fighting in strip clubs
str8 : ok Chris, back to the books for me!
Chris : Good luck on the course!
Chris : Hang in there!
str8 : you too Chris. Thanks
Your party has left this session. === Thank you

Not Me · 02-13-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And he's in trouble for it. Not too many anglos do it privately as well. Most Anglos honestly don't want them to separate. A lot of them make very public overtures to Quebec.

What is the up side of keeping the country intact? Is it economic? Seriously, I don't know the pros and cons because Canada is a place I never think about.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is why I was so shocked (honestly) when I moved here and people bash the French freely. I never really thought of doing that.

And I realize you all bash the France-French, not the Quebecois, and I don't care that you do. It just shocked me that it went on.

It is Ok to bash anyone white and Christian in the US. You just cannot bash non-whites or non-christians.

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-13-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Howard Stern was kicking off the radio in Montreal and Toronto for anti-French comments. The Canadian Gov't has strict rules against any such commentary.

If I remember correctly, what Howard said was pretty bad. I don't think Triumph will meet the same fate.