It was the wrong thread

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SubPrime-Time
This gave me a headache. I don't know what you are trying to say here, other than point out you and your fellow associate are both losers destined to hit the associate scrapheap long before your firm entertains up and outting you, but hey, cheer up, there's always room for another trial lawyer down at traffic court.

I didn't get a bonus this year but there may have been reasons "in their mind" at least, so I don't know if you can extrapolate. That's all I'm saying.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It breaks my heart to know that I missed out on the opportunity to be around such wisdom and grace. If only my parents weren't upstaters! I coulda BEEN somebody!

Hey, at least you weren't cursed like me, having been born in flyover country.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, at least you weren't cursed like me, having been born in flyover country.

I daily give some serious thought to thanking my lucky stars I'm in Texas.

[SlaveNoMore]

SubPrime-Time
Finally, and take this in the sense of constructive criticism, maybe if had you not spent so much time over those last few years web surfing and reading sites like this, maybe your sadsack ass wouldn't be being desparately looking to dredge up stale unfunny old jokes and would actually be at a place going to $190K, so you could offer us some real info. My suggestion for you is go get your shinebox you mutt.

FWIW - never speak to a client like this.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I daily give some serious thought to thanking my lucky stars I'm in Texas.

Of course you do, Ms. Zero Career Goals. The complete and utter lack of drive and self-respect that you idiots on lawtalkers display is unbelieveable! There are people at REAL law firms who are about to be paid $190 to start and all you losers can do is post about your little inside jokes and stupid basketball games. You are a disgrace to the legal profession and I'm embarrassed I even spent five minutes creating an account at this worthless site.

Continue to be happy with your middling salaries and your unimportant lives, hacks. Some of us in the New York market will continue to set the scale that you all will never receive. read the numbers in a couple of months and weep, suckers. I'll be posting them on infirmation, since this site obviously can't keep up with the big leagues.




ETA: Crap! Hank, is it too late to change this post to just be an emoticon??

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
It breaks my heart to know that I missed out on the opportunity to be around such wisdom and grace. If only my parents weren't upstaters! I coulda BEEN somebody!

Please. You know you used to mock people from Oneida.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Of course you do, Ms. Zero Career Goals. The complete and utter lack of drive and self-respect that you idiots on lawtalkers display is unbelieveable! There are people at REAL law firms who are about to be paid $190 to start and all you losers can do is post about your little inside jokes and stupid basketball games. You are a disgrace to the legal profession and I'm embarrassed I even spent five minutes creating an account at this worthless site.

Continue to be happy with your middling salaries and your unimportant lives, hacks. Some of us in the New York market will continue to set the scale that you all will never receive. read the numbers in a couple of months and weep, suckers. I'll be posting them on infirmation, since this site obviously can't keep up with the big leagues.




ETA: Crap! Hank, is it too late to change this post to just be an emoticon??

I'd ask flower. those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I daily give some serious thought to thanking my lucky stars I'm in Texas.

I bet you a brisket sandwich and a slice of pecan pie you're in Goode Company.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Of course you do, Ms. Zero Career Goals. The complete and utter lack of drive and self-respect that you idiots on lawtalkers display is unbelieveable! There are people at REAL law firms who are about to be paid $190 to start and all you losers can do is post about your little inside jokes and stupid basketball games. You are a disgrace to the legal profession and I'm embarrassed I even spent five minutes creating an account at this worthless site.

Continue to be happy with your middling salaries and your unimportant lives, hacks. Some of us in the New York market will continue to set the scale that you all will never receive. read the numbers in a couple of months and weep, suckers. I'll be posting them on infirmation, since this site obviously can't keep up with the big leagues.




ETA: Crap! Hank, is it too late to change this post to just be an emoticon??

This post is not very pretty.

[SubPrime-Time]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
FWIW - never speak to a client like this.

Ah, in-house, thanks for clearing that up. FWIW, I never met an in-house attorney who impressed me with either their intellect, knowledge of the law or personality and thanks to you that streak is safely intact for today. Your inability to use words that actually exist in any language and misguided belief in the economic benefit of lower paying firm's quartlery "bonii" (sic) are consistent your professional stature (or lack thereof). Do you have hand-eye coordination issues to complement your eye-brain deficiencies? If not, I suggest you keep beatin' it, numbbuts, and leave the lawyering to the big boys.

[Adder]

Originally posted by SubPrime-Time
I never met an in-house attorney who impressed me with either their intellect, knowledge of the law or personality

Have they ever impressed you with their ability to write the checks that pay your piddly salary?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SubPrime-Time
Ah, in-house, thanks for clearing that up. FWIW, I never met an in-house attorney who impressed me with either their intellect, knowledge of the law or personality and thanks to you that streak is safely intact for today. Your inability to use words that actually exist in any language and misguided belief in the economic benefit of lower paying firm's quartlery "bonii" (sic) are consistent your professional stature (or lack thereof). Do you have hand-eye coordination issues to complement your eye-brain deficiencies? If not, I suggest you keep beatin' it, numbbuts, and leave the lawyering to the big boys.

Please tell us more, Mr. Sock.

[Gattigap]

I am both excited and disappointed by the arrival of our new friend, Mr. Sub-Prime. Excited because of the new blood added to our little community, though PLF does seem to have misplaced the Welcome Package that makes all Newbers feel that this is the welcome and warm place that it could be.

But disappointed that Mr. Sub-Prime and his indiscriminate rage -- the best potential foil for our board since Self-Employed Fluffer -- seems in danger of burning himself out in mere days. Save your rage, Mr. Sub-Prime, and remember that pissing while turning in a circle may keep mean and silly posters like Slave and Hank and Ty at bay for a few minutes, but eventually that Gatorade Rain you drank at lunch will run out, and then you'll be facing reinforcements like Thurgreed and Flinty. And will you have any piss and vinegar left? No. I fear that you will not.

Gattigap

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Gattigap
I am both excited and disappointed by the arrival of our new friend, Mr. Sub-Prime. Excited because of the new blood added to our little community, though PLF does seem to have misplaced the Welcome Package that makes all Newbers feel that this is the welcome and warm place that it could be.

But disappointed that Mr. Sub-Prime and his indiscriminate rage -- the best potential foil for our board since Self-Employed Fluffer -- seems in danger of burning himself out in mere days. Save your rage, Mr. Sub-Prime, and remember that pissing while turning in a circle may keep mean and silly posters like Slave and Hank and Ty at bay for a few minutes, but eventually that Gatorade Rain you drank at lunch will run out, and then you'll be facing reinforcements like Thurgreed and Flinty. And will you have any piss and vinegar left? No. I fear that you will not.

Gattigap

Just to be clear: I may be silly, but not mean.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Just to be clear: I may be silly, but not mean.

he meant "mean or silly." I turned nice 2 years ago, AYMR.