imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Bitte. The Bundesliga is the new EPL, but I wouldn't expect someone as backward und Mittelamerikan as you to know that. In fact, we all laugh at you and your ignorant kind as we watch Wolfsburg vs. Werder Bremen and sip our half-liter Heffefeffeweisenbieren, with a dainty slice of lemon at the top just so. But what would you know of these things? Nothing. Of course. Oh how we laugh! Ha! Ha ha!

Stop it, you're getting me all hot and bothered. Sophistacated post about soccer AND beer, I can't take much more. Has Landon Donavan had any playing time yet? I'm going through withdrawl 2 weeks without FSW is killing me.

FYI - World Cup 2006 tickets go on sale soon.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The last time I was in London, I got six blow jobs by saying, "I know the Pretty Little Flower."*

TM

*Unfortunately, they were all from your cock-eyed cockney-spewin' momma.

and three of them were given you with the proviso "Now be a dear and pass this one along to Flower for me"

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Ah yes, you bring me back to 2001, when the Bundesliga was all the rage. Ah Munich was such a refreshing change of pace from those Americans and their filthy Mojitos. Since you seem to be only 3 or 4 years behind the times, I'll give you a little tip. After the Bundesliga, you will become briefly enraptured with Ligue 1 before running back to the cold comfort and tough love of the EPL. I suggest you just skip it and have a fling in Valencia instead.

Valencia? VALENCIA?!?

Surely, you jest, my good man.

I think you should touch Dieter's monkey.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
No, they were MI-5. Don't you read the redtops, mate?

Not anymore. Now I just subscribe to the Page 3 girls webpage and skip the rest.

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sophistacated post about soccer AND beer, I can't take much more.

I miss The International Male. <<sniff>>

ETA: Donovan subbed on in the 84th minute in 3-nil (I said "nil" - are you getting hot?) win over Hannover last weekend.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
Valencia? VALENCIA?!?

Surely, you jest, my good man.

I think you should touch Dieter's monkey.

Let me guess - you are a Real Madrid supporter. Typical American starfucker.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Let me guess - you are a Real Madrid supporter. Typical American starfucker.

Oh puh-leeze.

Barsa. Is there any other team?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
NO. Your kids can't watch lesbians on PBS and that's final.

The not-yet-aired episode of “Postcards From Buster” shows the title character, an animated bunny named Buster, on a trip to Vermont — a state known for recognizing same-sex civil unions. The episode features two lesbian couples, although the focus is on farm life and maple sugaring.

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings said the “Sugartime!” episode does not fulfill the intent Congress had in mind for programming. By law, she said, any funded shows must give top attention to “research-based educational objectives, content and materials.”

With her letter, Spellings has made criticism of the publicly funded program’s depiction of the gay lifestyle one of her first acts as secretary. She began on Monday, replacing Rod Paige as President Bush’s education chief.

The episode does NOT feature two lesbian couples. It concerns a trip to a maple sugar farm that is run by two females bunnies. It's a fucking show for small kids. Any moron who thinks that it has any sexual content is too fucking stupid to live.

Originally posted by dtb
Valencia? VALENCIA?!?

Surely, you jest, my good man.

I think you should touch Dieter's monkey.

Yes, I too could almost not stop laughing in a derisive and mocking way upon seeing this last -- how do you say -- stupidity by the Florist! Everyone who is any person knows that Villareal is the new Valencia.

Originally posted by dtb
Oh puh-leeze.

Barsa. Is there any other team?

I miss Henrik Larsson. <<sniff>> Seriously.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hell, if I like you enough, I'll even send you naked pictures.

Liar.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and what's worse is that the guy with the real bitch was wonk and you played it so HE stayed......

That's not quite how I recall it, but whatever.

[The Ref]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Stop it, you're getting me all hot and bothered.

Wanna meet for coffee? I've got Black Crowes tickets.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb

Barsa. Is there any other team?

I imagine. Otherwise all they could do is play with themselves.

[The Ref]

Originally posted by Dave
That can be arranged. Double quarter pounder, extra bun?

Extra beef. Rare beef.