Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Small consolation, but wet sand wouldn't feel good there anyway. It's great for your feet, though.

Tell me about it. Once a week, I farm the sand out of my cooter and give myself a pedicure. I have the smoothest feet in town.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
WOuldnt it be fun if we could all bang each other's lovers just once to see what everyone else is talking about?

They have specials about folks who do that on HBO. For some reason, they're very hairy and its always in rural Northern California. Doesn't look like too much fun.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You probably shouldn't talk at all. I wonder if Lunchbox is having any revelations out there on Everst?

Honey, despite the fact that I haven't been laid since March 17th when Luncbhox man left town, I can guarantee you I've been laid more in the past decade than you have...and, unlike some here, they always try to return for more....you're just a wannabe slut, honey. Speaking of revelations, Lunchbox man called me today and I told him about all the lunchboxes I've bought for him in his absence....can't wait for him to see the Underdog...what a sweet find.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
slave's a gay model? I had no idea. Shit, i probably would have met up with him had i known that...i'm such the fag hag.

Slave is more the Barbizon equivalent of a gay model. He is just trying to look like one.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Another reason I'm happy that my wife doesn't post here.

2.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Honey, despite the fact that I haven't been laid since March 17th when Luncbhox man left town, I can guarantee you I've been laid more in the past decade than you have...and, unlike some here, they always try to return for more....you're just a wannabe slut, honey. Speaking of revelations, Lunchbox man called me today and I told him about all the lunchboxes I've bought for him in his absence....can't wait for him to see the Underdog...what a sweet find.

God, this is almost as bad as the "my law school was better than your law school" discussion.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As if my image could become more tarnished. Bitch, please.

It could. That second sentence did it.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They have specials about folks who do that on HBO. For some reason, they're very hairy and its always in rural Northern California. Doesn't look like too much fun.

Or they are biker factory workers -- but so far, haven't seen them on HBO.

sunny, thanks much for the information that LB called on the second monthly anniversary of your most recent fuck. I feel my day is now complete.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation:



TM

That would give me some perspective, yes.

Where is PLF with his giant writhing love anaconda? That would help with perspective!!

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Slave is more the Barbizon equivalent of a gay model. He is just trying to look like one.

I got it...kinda like you thinking big boobs = hot boobs.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
2.

Why? Neither of y'all seem to talk about your sex lives with your wives (or otherwise) on the board.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by spookyfish
God, this is almost as bad as the "my law school was better than your law school" discussion.

agreed, but her law school was better than mine...I was too busy sucking dick to study.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
2.

Is this 2 because you banged Sebby's wife and if she posted here it might come out in some off-hand post about other lovers, and SD would realize something was up because he thinks he knows about all of them because, shit, everybody he knew in college fucked around with everybody else, etcetera, or is this "2" as in "I am also glad MY wife does not post here"?

Just to be clear.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I got it...kinda like you thinking big boobs = hot boobs.

Shifter is gonna be real happy when he reads this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
God, this is almost as bad as the "my law school was better than your law school" discussion.

Disagreee. The "My cooter is rubbed far rawer red than yours" debate has true promise...