Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Coltrane, your hotosity quotient has just been exceeded.

Coltrane:

Check and mate, muthafucka.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
shhh. if I was honest that Pennypacker is named after my maternal grandfather, and that I lived on an expense account since 18 how could I claim to be forced to drink cheap beer?

If this is true, and what we see is the best you could do with that head start in life, you should shoot yourself on principle.

CDF

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Coltrane:

Check and mate, muthafucka.

Show him what he's won, Bob.

CDF

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
You have GOT to be kidding. You've never heard that phrase before?!? Have you ever even visited TCOTU? I hear it 8 times before lunch (well, I did before I retired, anyway -- now, more like 4).

What can I say? If you were to agree to whisper it to me over cocktails at the Campbell Apartment,* I might try to make it up there.

*Touristy, but, heck, I would be a tourist.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Show him what he's won, Bob.

CDF

* Fringey
* A collection of noir aids
* A vacant aiplane hangar in which to do the sex (so as to build up sufficient speed at the end)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Now this is a gay image. Do you think he went in penis first because he seems to be gripping one really tight in his right hand?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0...the_crotc.html

TM

Or maybe that's the way they do it. That, and his future wife is clearly heavily sedated.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Coltrane:

Check and mate, muthafucka.

I'm usually already on the other side of the room due to the ridiculous length of my super girthy penis. Seriously, my dick is so big it wears a belt.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why would an inappropriately sexual phrase be made up by men that tends to denegrate their sexual preformance at the end of The Act?

For starters, men wouldn't capitalize "The Act."

CDF

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
For starters, men wouldn't capitalize "The Act."

CDF

To me, it's not a denigration. Hitting the cervix repeatedly and having almost constant clitoral stimulation (because of the not pulling out all the way) are good things.

etc singular to plural, because both are good things.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Gattigap
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* A vacant aiplane hangar in which to do the sex (so as to build up sufficient speed at the end)

How much smart missile technology does this require?

CDF

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
To me, it's not a denigration. Hitting the cervix repeatedly and having almost constant clitoral stimulation (because of the not pulling out all the way) is a good thing.

Because of this post Mommy says I can't visit here anymore. Bye bye.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
How much smart missile technology does this require?

CDF

You want smart missle technology? I've got me some smart missile technology. I just don't want the vehicle to be unmanned. So to speak.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
How much smart missile technology does this require?

CDF

Doesn't the scenario's premise preclude it?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
To me, it's not a denigration. Hitting the cervix repeatedly and having almost constant clitoral stimulation (because of the not pulling out all the way) are good things.

etc singular to plural, because both are good things.

It doesn't matter what you think about it, men are the ones who supposedly came up with the phrase and are shoving it down your throat. STS. So it matters what they would think about someone saying their strokes are short.

And with that my primer on logic 101 is over.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Doesn't the scenario's premise preclude it?

But with dumb fire, you have the possibility of disaster. I was picturing a Sound of Music, the hills are alive, running towards each other in a meadow sort of thing. Is that so wrong?

CDF