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09-07-2006, 03:53 PM
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#1816
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Excuse me...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I will! Keep an eye out for section 113, row U, seats 12 and 13!
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how big is she?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-07-2006, 03:55 PM
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#1817
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Excuse me...
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how big is she?
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Reading comprehension, like math, is hard.
Someone told me last night there is such a thing as irrational numbers. I have heard of imaginary numbers before, but not irrational numbers. Do we really need these things?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-07-2006, 03:55 PM
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#1818
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Random observation
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have a corporate client with a rotating series of really feeble signature lines for e-mails. They're a string of adjectives getting all rah-rah about the company, and they're wordier than an mmmmm3587 post. I wish I could quote them, they're so laughable, but I there are limits to my self-sabotaging tendencies.
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A truly dedicated GA would strive to overcome those limits.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-07-2006, 03:55 PM
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#1819
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Open Question
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Warning: He sort of let me down on the analysis of Collapse when we had our book club reading.
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What's to analyze? You just shoot up the building blocks and make everything go boom. |
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09-07-2006, 03:57 PM
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#1820
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Random observation
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Originally posted by taxwonk
A truly dedicated GA would strive to overcome those limits.
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By last night, I thought I had, but I came in this morning to find I wasn't fired. I've failed again. |
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09-07-2006, 03:57 PM
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#1821
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Don't say "I'm a lawyer." I would say "I do complex patent prosecution and litigation for very large corporate clients...." you might say "i do high-level medical legal work trying to get fair coverage for underpriveleged individuals." or whatever it is you do. i am not encouraging you to lie.
What you want to do is convince one of the two lawyers that because you do more complex law than they do, and/or you have a bias for/against little guys, they do not want you on their jury.
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Better yet, every time the defendant's lawyer talks look away and whenever the plaintiff's lawyer talks say "Ch-ching!" |
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09-07-2006, 03:58 PM
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#1822
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Court related things
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
"I honestly believe that anyone who ever got arrested for anything must have been doing something illegal."
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the last time i was in a pool an old guy just keep saying "huh?" to every voir dire question. after about 4 he was excused. can you do deaf RT?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 09-07-2006 at 04:02 PM..
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09-07-2006, 03:58 PM
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#1823
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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But buy my record first
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see!"
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Eddie's remake was funnier (although Garrett's huge balls alone trump Eddie's effort).
http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot....te-people.html
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09-07-2006, 03:59 PM
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#1824
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan [list=1][*]I have to go to jury durty tomorrow. Any tips for getting the hell out at voir dire? Apparently a simple "I'm a lawyer" isn't as effective as it used to be.
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Ask these three questions:
1. Can we award more than the plaintiff asks for?
2. Does it really matter since the insurance company pays for it all anyway?
3. Why should the plaintiff win the lottery? I have to go back to work after this trial.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-07-2006, 04:00 PM
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#1825
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Open Question
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
and it's hard to hold a candle
in the cold November rain
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hit me with your best shot
c'mon and hit me with your best shot
hit me with your best shot
fire away |
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09-07-2006, 04:01 PM
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#1826
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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But buy my record first
I am a fan of the assimilated negro. Does he have a big readership? I thought I was special. |
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09-07-2006, 04:01 PM
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#1827
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Excuse me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Someone told me last night there is such a thing as irrational numbers. I have heard of imaginary numbers before, but not irrational numbers.
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38E.
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09-07-2006, 04:02 PM
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#1828
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Open Question
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hit me with your best shot
c'mon and hit me with your best shot
hit me with your best shot
fire away
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You are so!non.vapid. Indeed. |
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09-07-2006, 04:03 PM
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#1829
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Open Question
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hit me with your best shot
c'mon and hit me with your best shot
hit me with your best shot
fire away
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Kiss me once.
Kiss me twice.
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly.
Now you two, stop it.
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09-07-2006, 04:03 PM
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#1830
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Open Question
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hit me with your best shot
c'mon and hit me with your best shot
hit me with your best shot
fire away
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We are strong
no one can tell us we're wrong
searching our hearts for so loooonng
love is a battlefield |
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