Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by purse junkie
So right. I'd much rather have a short-term gf with a stinking ass like you had than the happiness (and impeccable hygiene) I have.

Why do you keep posting about me so intently, you freak?

Cause he looooves you. He wants to marrrry you. He looves you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
A house, I might add, that was directly across the street from my favorite small Spanish restaurant in the West Village.

And now this little restaurant is overcrowded, and it is impossible to find a cab there because of the gawking throngs of tourists looking at Da House.

Couldn't Puffy pick a place across the street from Justin's?

I was trying to have a drink with some out-of-town friends at a local establishment when the Real World Chicago was being filmed. Tonya, et al showed up and proceeded to do shots and scream at the top of their lungs. I got up to get some wings from the free wing buffet (Barleycorns) and Tonya gets up and walks right in front of me and says "do you mind if I cut in line?" (camera's rolling -- obviously trying to create something) Of course, I was the ONLY person getting food. I responded with my best "what the fuck are you talking about there's no fucking line" look and said "what line? There's no one here." She realized how annoyed I was and stopped talking. After watching the first few (unwatchable) episodes, I realized I was much too cordial with her...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Saw their show last night (w/Tracy Bonham, quite good), and it sparked a discussion of what do they use on their faces? So, what do they use on their faces? Anyone? Bueller?

Smurf Splooge.

It's good for the skin...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by purse junkie
So right. I'd much rather have a short-term gf with a stinking ass like you had than the happiness (and impeccable hygiene) I have.

As tight as your ass is (and jesus, you're a tight ass), you just think your shit don't stink. And if you keep telling us how happy you are, do you think we'll believe you? No. You don't really. I think it's more for you.

Originally posted by purse junkie Why do you keep posting about me so intently, you freak?

Because it amazes me how someone can be so useless, unfunny, uptight and boring all at the same time.

Originally posted by leagleaze
Cause he looooves you. He wants to marrrry you. He looves you.

Yep. Just like you want to give SD a blowjob everyday for the rest of your life.

TM

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yep. Just like you want to give SD a blowjob everyday for the rest of your life.

TM

Wow, I never knew you knew me so well. It is like you are inside my head and know my very fantasies.

SD baby, next time I am in philly, will you help me with my apparent dream? Would your wife mind? She can watch, if you want.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I responded with my best "what the fuck are you talking about there's no fucking line" look and said "what line? There's no one here." She realized how annoyed I was and stopped talking. After watching the first few (unwatchable) episodes, I realized I was much too cordial with her...

Nice. But who got their wings first? That's what I want to know.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Something is wrong indeed. And it is not just because I don't respond with some Pavlovian rant every time someone uses the word irony. This whole board is off. Even Penske's socks are phoning it in. I long for the old days. Back when I was edgy and funny - does anyone besides Paigow remember that? Those were heady times. I had just led the mass exodus from Yahoo to Infirmation, but had not yet been named as one of the 100 most influential lawyers of the year. My patentgreedy sock had the boards in an uproar, long before the cheap Demi More and Temp Sock knock-offs arrived. We had all just set down our Appletinis and, in their place, began picking up these new sweet, minty, rum concoctions that were as intoxicating as the tech boom itself. I recall sitting in swank Paris lounges with Plated and Multo, listening to Air's Femme D'Argent, and drinking $1,800 bottles of wine, which were easily affordable given my expansive credit line leveraged on my Infirm stock. The salary charts I had pioneered had made the law firm salary infrastructure transparent. We had BigLaw by the balls and were not going to stop squeezing until starting salaries reached $175K and BYBs added at least another $75K of icing to that cake. The Boards were my private sexual playground - I could pretty much bank on the fact that another 10,000 page hits meant another FB honey ready, willing, and able to service the Flower in ways I dare not even mention.

Now . . . now, it's just not the same. Never will be. Never again.

Ah yes, the good old days. When young punks like you were squeezing outrageous first-year salaries and bonuses out of the firms, compressing the pay scale down to nothing for us veterans, bloodied and soiled by years of selling our souls. Making it so we had to work twice as hard to stay in place, compressing partner ranks.

And all the while, you drank and danced. Making fun of the Dockers that were all we could afford after buying our houses in the suburbs and our SUVs and sending the little bastards -- I mean kids-- to summer camp.

But the the bubble burst, didn't it, you SPOILED BRRATS!!!!!!!

And now those of you still employed are wondering why the party ended, while your unemployed brothers and sisters wander the streets, trailing their Prada messenger bags and their Kate Spade purses behind them.....

Meanwhile, I enjoy my revenge from my safe in-house senior counsel job, smiling as I tell you that no, outside counsel just isn't in the budget this quarter. And my 3% raises and my 401(k) just keep racking up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I don't watch reality tv so I am speaking solely from my ass on this one but it seems to me that:

That's Incredible!

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Saw their show last night (w/Tracy Bonham, quite good), and it sparked a discussion of what do they use on their faces? So, what do they use on their faces? Anyone? Bueller?

"There's so much in the show," said Banks, for whom it takes 45 minutes to paste a skull cap over his hair and grease paint his head, face and hands in the group's electric blue color.


Being right is soooo lonely...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I long for the old days. Back when I was edgy and funny - does anyone besides Paigow remember that? Those were heady times.

Now . . . now, it's just not the same. Never will be. Never again.

You weren't that funny.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You weren't that funny.

Funny doesn't matter. Only pretty matters.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
As tight as your ass is (and jesus, you're a tight ass), you just think your shit don't stink

Because it amazes me how someone can be so useless, unfunny, uptight and boring all at the same time.
TM

I) Of course it does. I just don't have sex with people who don't clean themselves (NTTAWWT, if that's what you prefer). And if not posting constant admiring odes to my sexual prowess makes me a tight-ass, I'm at peace with that. But go right ahead, if you don't mind seeming like the bald guy in a sports car desperately begging for action.

2) Jesus. You're every pain in the ass kid in 4th grade who won't stop pestering someone they hate, then gets surprised when the person responds. Remember what your teacher said junior: "if you don't like x, STAY AWAY FROM HER."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
"There's so much in the show," said Banks, for whom it takes 45 minutes to paste a skull cap over his hair and grease paint his head, face and hands in the group's electric blue color.


Being right is soooo lonely...

But he said "hair". Is right a relative term?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Funny doesn't matter. Only pretty matters.

You're pretty. Funny.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You're pretty. Funny.

Is this another punctuation thing?