Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 123

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can't swing the sans undershirt thing because it ruins shirts too quickly.

That and because the man-boobs would show through.

Alex_de_Large · 12-16-2003, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
That and because the man-boobs would show through.

Ah, you should see SD's collection of manzeres. They're lovely. I think he has a couple with spread collars.

Shape Shifter · 12-16-2003, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Alors, fuckeau,

It's a pity you lacked the rhythm for marching band. Your buddies in the trombone section would have thought this was hilarious.

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Ah, you should see SD's collection of manzeres. They're lovely. I think he has a couple with spread collars.

Now I am really confused since I thought manzeres were illegitimate children of a woman who is neither a prostitute nor a concubine. But I could be wrong.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09131e.htm

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 08:39 PM

It's stories like this that make me think that maybe eugenics* isn't such a bad idea afterall:

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Man Calls Cops to Report Cannabis Theft

ADELAIDE, Australia (AP) - What a dopey call. Police on Tuesday arrested a man who phoned officers to report thieves breaking into his house to steal his illicit cannabis crop.

Police in the southern city of Adelaide said they arrested four men early Tuesday as they tried to steal the plants, which were being grown in two rooms at the home.

They also nabbed the homeowner who made the call - on charges of illegally cultivating 16 cannabis plants.

*note to dtb - have you figured out why eugenics and diversity are the opposite of each other yet? Just curious.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-16-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't need the validation of GQ. I simply find the standard white point collar to be the pinnacle of dullness. You shouldn't wear anything your chemistry teacher wore as a rule.

Fuck that. I combined the scientist look with a straight up GQ steelo to create this:

Dig the shades? They're the playa's catalyst. Righteous, man. Righteous.

Don't hate. Carbonate.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-16-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's a pity you lacked the rhythm for marching band. Your buddies in the trombone section would have thought this was hilarious.

I wanted to hang with those guys, but they were too cool for me. Instead, I sniffed glue with the AV guys. Never did understand what the big deal was about Elmer's, anyway.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-16-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thanks to dtb, all I read was

I have a hair forest in my crack. I have a hair forest in my crack. I have a hair forest in my crack. I have a hair forest in my crack.

And I am picturing white flabby ass cheeks with a big dark brown brillo cloud dividing them. It is making me sick. Please get that taken care of immediately and report back. I may never eat again.

Lay off the ass sandwiches and you'll be okay.

TM

Alex_de_Large · 12-16-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Now I am really confused since I thought manzeres were illegitimate children of a woman who is neither a prostitute nor a concubine. But I could be wrong.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09131e.htm

I was thinking more along these lines...

Oh, and this is what SD looks like, only with more ass hair and no boxers:

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-16-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I am not sure that an itchy crotch is worth it. But maybe that's just me...

EO seems to be dealing with hers. Maybe she can recommend an ointment for you.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-16-2003, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its hard to explain to a co-worker why why you yelped "Motherfucker" and grabbed your pants wincing after taking a piss.

EO seems to have found a way. Maybe she can help you out.

TM

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck that. I combined the scientist look with a straight up GQ steelo to create this:

[image intentionally omitted]
Dig the shades? They're the playa's catalyst. Righteous, man. Righteous.

Don't hate. Carbonate.

TM

There is no way I believe that you are black IRL. You are such a white guy.

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
chris's word was "tiddy." He also liked "shinny" legs, I believe, but he might actually have spelled it "shiny."

Keep it tiddy, ladies.

I cannot believe I am willing to admit I know this shit.

Translation: Aren't I cool since I have been here for such a really, really, really long time that I know that? I even used to post on the icky board!

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Only when I have to head to work in the morning and the chick I picked up in a bar the night before won't take a not-so-subtle hint and leave.

And on this note - the inside comment award is retired.

OMG Noooooo!!!! Please, please, please do NOT retire that one!!!! It may be an oldy, but it is such a goody. Please Slave, don't do it!!! The FB just won't be the same without that one!!!!!

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-16-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
For remembering that, I give you this little chris classic
http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000RJs

: Anyone think PP=neighsayer (trying to avoid appearing to be jonesing for a Brazilian in her new home town)?

An although its not a "deal breaker" I think a tiddy pubic haricut is a very good indicator. I think it indicates that a woman is interested in how she appears for her mate. Men are very visual. A woman who understands this and wants to turn her man on will probably keep things tiddy so they are visually pleasing. I'm amazed at women that will spend hours and big bucks on manicures, pedicures, facials, eyebrow waxing, and clothes, but won't take the time or the effort to tiddy up "down there." It send the message that they don't care about this area because only their bf will see it -- and I certainly don't have to impress him.

So who ever said "grow up "...I don't have to grow up, because when I look at you I throw up!

On the other hand . . . obviously some hippie, smelly like Matthew guy might actually like the au naturel look. But , IMHO you gotta play the percentages.

Wow.

Although I remember him devolving to a bunch of different people (with his login, pretending to be him), I actually think this was posted when he was he. And I don't remember it being that bad.

I actually met this guy. He wasn't so bad. A bit socially awkward (if you can believe that). A friend of mine knew him and he and I were at my friend's party. I was talking to a decent enough looking girl (nothing going on, just yapping) and he kept coming over, interrupting, trying to get her to go to some other party or bar. She was like, "Yeah, maybe," which is a pretty clear no in my book. But he wouldn't leave it alone.

After he left, she said, "Who was that freak?"

Good times.

(Of course it could have been someone pretending to be him, in which case the joke's on me, even though the chick still called him a freak.)

TM