Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
In related news, it appears that Snoop Dog is playing Huggy Bear in the new Starsky and Hutch movie.

just don't see Snoop playing a stoolie, or being second banana to S&H, unless he gets a meaty subplot, where he can hit bitches with his shoe or some such

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
as my bedroom theme song starts to play -- then I'd be happy.

TM

What would your bedroom theme song be?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
What would your bedroom theme song be?

I'm guessing "Disappointed" by PIL.

[SlaveNoMore]

Replaced_Texan
3 things all men desire

#1- A jet pack.
#2- A 1970s undercover cop persona.
#3- A monkey. Not necessarily a pet or helper monkey, just a monkey (perhaps with a jet pack of his own). I don't know why, we all just want one.

Fuck the jet pack or "Book 'em, Dan-O"

But I'd love a monkey. Monkeys are cool. And to be even cooler, I'd call him George and buy a Yellow Hat, just so everyone would say "hey, thats Curious George and the Slave in the Yellow Hat"

To quote someone that I do not remember, "you can take any shitty commercial and make it funny by adding a monkey or a midget"

Think about it.

YellowHatyS

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
quote:
Now if you could hook me up with a real dog that can do all sorts of cool shit -- like, bring me beer, the phone, the paper, hot chicks who have been led back to my place thinking there may be some sort of emergency who just smile when I open the door and melt in my arms as my bedroom theme song starts to play -- then I'd be happy.

TM

Ha! I have a real dog who does all that plus a little doggie style luvin', if you know what I mean, and I would have been happy to share her with you, but when I asked, yo mama said she don't play that incest game. Anymore.

Sorry.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by leagleaze
What would your bedroom theme song be?

It has to be Bow chicka Bow Bow

What else could it possibly be?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
the Slave in the Yellow Hat"

Disturbing mental image. That's all.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Fuck the jet pack or "Book 'em, Dan-O"

But I'd love a monkey. Monkeys are cool. And to be even cooler, I'd call him George and buy a Yellow Hat, just so everyone would say "hey, thats Curious George and the Slave in the Yellow Hat"

To quote someone that I do not remember, "you can take any shitty commercial and make it funny by adding a monkey or a midget"

Think about it.

YellowHatyS

Concur. When I was boy, in my youth, one of neighbours had a monkey for a time. Had its own bedroom. Good times, indeed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
3. I have never had any desire to have a monkey. Although I have always wished I had my own Rat Pack. I'd let Thurgreed be the Sammy Davis, Jr. guy. He wouldn't have to convert if he didn't want to.

I would convert for you.

But I think our relationship would be closer to the following, where you would be the:



to my:



Fringe would be:



and bilmore would be:

(without the black chick, naturally).

Thurgreed(still haven't decided on my Ouisee)Marshall

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A link to a posting labelled "3 things all men desire" that includes having a monkey but not having a menage.

I guess men are stupid.

Wasting a wish on a monkey. Very Ross from Friends. He might have been able to arrange a menage before his first wife left him for the woman. Instead, he gets Marcel.

Less importantly, jet packs do exist. The problem is, most mechanical problems result in you plummetting to your death. Hence, the decreased popularity. Instead of a jet pack, how about a private jet with your own personal stewardess.

I've never wanted an afro or helmet hair. A car coat, yes. A muscle car, yes, but an afro? No. A much better wish: being friends with Snoop (or some other rapper if Snoop is not available.) Why hang out with real pimps and hos, when you can hang out with rappers and the hoochie mammas who love them? Six Four Impala included.




(edited for punctuation)

[robustpuppy]

I just read a review in the WSJ of The Literary Book of Economics by Michael Watts, and I'm wondering if anybody on this board has read it. The review left me intrigued, but I'm still on the fence and think I'd rather spend the $ on more David Sedaris.

I did finally got around to reading Me Talk Pretty One Day, and I almost choked I was laughing so hard. (I could barely keep my Appletini down and I almost spewed it all over my Kate Spade bag.) Just thinking about some of the stories makes my eyes water. I read it during my vacation and other passengers on the plane kept looking back at me with looks of either concern or annoyance -- apparently they thought I was crying. Naked was not as uproarious. I plan to buy his and Amy's other books, but wouldn't mind a capsule review from the other Sedaris fans on the board. Having heard Sedaris on NPR a couple of times, I would like to buy his books on tape.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

Good Lord, I do sound like Coltrane. NTTAWWT.

Am I the resident perv now?

Crap.

I wanted to be one of the resident sarcastic, funny guys...

Oh the irony.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Concur. When I was boy, in my youth, one of neighbours had a monkey for a time. Had its own bedroom. Good times, indeed.

youth...boy...neighbor...monkey...bedroom...

This is starting to sound oddly familiar.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I wanted to be one of the resident sarcastic, funny guys...

Oh the irony.

Don't sweat dude, its not all its cracked up to be, after all look at what happened to PLF.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Am I the resident perv now?

Crap.

I wanted to be one of the resident sarcastic, funny guys...

Oh the irony.

Who would've thought . . . it figures