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08-14-2003, 04:31 PM
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#18466
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Craigslist poll
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Jack Manfred
A link to a posting labelled "3 things all men desire" that includes having a monkey but not having a menage.
I guess men are stupid.
Wasting a wish on a monkey.
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For some of us, menages are old news. Thus the pet monkey.
Don't be a Hata'
not7yS
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08-14-2003, 04:31 PM
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#18467
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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High Chitty, Low Chitty...
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Originally posted by TexLex
So now I am picturing you as George Jefferson driving Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with a Pimp Jacket on and a dog navigating and I have to tell you, it's not such a good look.
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I sold the pimp jacket.
TM
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08-14-2003, 04:32 PM
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#18468
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
#3- A monkey. Not necessarily a pet or helper monkey, just a monkey (perhaps with a jet pack of his own). I don't know why, we all just want one.
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This reminds me of what my husband and I always say to each other when we're waiting in interminable check-in lines at the airport. It's like, why in the world does it take some people so freakin' long to check in?!?!
We imagine the opening line for these weirdos who take forever to check in goes something like this:
"uh, yes, good morning miss, today I will be traveling with my pet african monkey*, are there any special forms or anything that I'll need to fill out?"
I mean, what the hell else could cause such a delay?!?
*african monkey -- because we first started noticing this and commenting on it [loudly, so that everyone around us could hear -- our co-travelers and the airline workers really appreciate that, I can tell!] around the time that movie "Outbreak" came out.
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08-14-2003, 04:35 PM
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#18469
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Originally posted by leagleaze
What would your bedroom theme song be?
Side Two of Led Zeppelin IV...
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Four Sticks?
Going To California?
When The Levee Breaks?
More power to those whose levee breaks around four "sticks" in California.
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08-14-2003, 04:35 PM
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#18470
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Guest
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Synthetic Diamonds
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
No, wait, they've come up with something even uglier!
Here is a particularly hideous example:
[beastly handbag image edited out]
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The new look is exorbitantly priced diaper bags? Nice.
-TL
edited for speling.
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08-14-2003, 04:37 PM
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#18471
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
(2) Didn't anyone else see "Outbreak"?
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OMG!!! I swear I didn't see this post before launching in to the thing about people who take forever to check in at the airport!
[I guess you could say it's kind of a mini-Wonk move.]
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08-14-2003, 04:37 PM
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#18472
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Synthetic Diamonds
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
No, wait, they've come up with something even uglier!
It's a white purse with the logos in pink and blue (and maybe some other color). I suppose it's supposed to look summery, but it looks even worse than the dark and light brown combo. I saw some woman on the street carrying it and couldn't stop staring (a la slowing down to look at a car accident.)
Here is a particularly hideous example:
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GACK! Yet another reason not to own Louis Vuitton. I hope whomever designed THAT freakin ugly piece of shit got fired. Not that I care that Louis has more ugly purses I will never buy, but I certainly don't want to have to look at that!
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-14-2003, 04:38 PM
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#18473
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anzianita grande
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ignorato nel angolo
Posts: 180
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Totally Unfashionable
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Originally posted by MisterEbola
OK, just got back from a 10-day business trip to Osaka. Great food, huge client, lotsa work.
Unfortunately, I've now been told by the partner in charge that the client has been recently moaning and groaning about billing (despite the fact that the company exec VP took five of us out to dinner in the Namba ward of Osaka to the tune of a mere $1100). As such, I've been instructed for my return flight to simply bill the standard 8-hour work day to the client and the remaining 11 hours to the "office".
Does this make sense? Any thoughts? Nice way to kill a lot of easy hours for me.
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have docs. look at them occasionally on plane, bill review of file/ not the travel
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08-14-2003, 04:40 PM
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#18474
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
What would your bedroom theme song be?
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While some Barry White selection would be a good bedroom theme song to have, if I'm forced to tell you people the truth (which, of course, I am not), Closer by NIN is more often correct.
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08-14-2003, 04:42 PM
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#18475
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
]Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Side Two of Led Zeppelin IV...
Four Sticks?
Going To California?
When The Levee Breaks?
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Kashmir.
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08-14-2003, 04:42 PM
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#18476
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
While some Barry White selection would be a good bedroom theme song to have, if I'm forced to tell you people the truth (which, of course, I am not), Closer by NIN is more often correct.
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Not personally speaking but:
1) She-bop
2) Turning Japanese
3) Relax
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08-14-2003, 04:43 PM
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#18477
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
While some Barry White selection would be a good bedroom theme song to have, if I'm forced to tell you people the truth (which, of course, I am not), Closer by NIN is more often correct.
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I think you may be about to have more friends.
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08-14-2003, 04:43 PM
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#18478
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by MisterEbola
Not personally speaking but:
1) She-bop
2) Turning Japanese
3) Relax
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So this means you're alone with your bedroom music?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-14-2003, 04:44 PM
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#18479
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(without the black chick, naturally).
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Tying into my story about Lenny Kravitz (was that just yesterday? damn, this week is going slow...), everyone knows, of course, that [what the hell was her character's name?] is Lenny's mom. What you may not know, however, is that in school, people would ask him if Mr. Willis was his dad (because IRL, Lenny's dad is white -- so naturally, the guy on tv playing his mother's husband must be his dad!). Those kids sure were quick!
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08-14-2003, 04:44 PM
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#18480
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Craigslist poll
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
This reminds me of what my husband and I always say to each other when we're waiting in interminable check-in lines at the airport. It's like, why in the world does it take some people so freakin' long to check in?!?!
We imagine the opening line for these weirdos who take forever to check in goes something like this:
"uh, yes, good morning miss, today I will be traveling with my pet african monkey*, are there any special forms or anything that I'll need to fill out?"
I mean, what the hell else could cause such a delay?!?
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I've never understood that either. Which is why the self check-in devices in airports are so great when you can use them. The check-in lines at airports compete only with the bank drive-thru teller lines for the most likely to inspire a rage-related incident from me. Therefore I try to avoid both.
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