Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by RealityBites
YEs, please send loads of money my way.

Actually, i think the sitch is that I logged on today to vent some frustration, and then it was like a big love fest with all the venom spewing, like old times, that it made me soft... not soft, in my normal extremely pudgy soft way, but it touched my overworked heart.

*sniff*

I'm hoping this is a temporary condition, or i will need that cash for the lobotomy.

Fringie and I have PM'd about this and we are concerned, most concerned RB about your present state. I suggested to her perhaps you are simply finally getting enough sex, and that is what is wrong with you? Is that it? It has to be something. Can we help somehow?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
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Originally posted by leagleaze
What would your bedroom theme song be?
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the Smiths' How Soon is Now.

Ok until the "Hippie Chick" part.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
It may be a long walk wiht the rats but at least you don't have to worry about stepping on the third rail. Anyone remember that scene in "The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3"?

Anne
Yes, I like old movies.

Speaking of, anyone else see the story today on cnn about the guy who was pushed off a subway platform and survived by rolling between the rails just as a train approached? Train stopped on top of him (the conductor saw him, but couldn't stop in time) and emergency workers got him out. I filed it away in my Worst Case Scenario survival mental notes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by RealityBites
YEs, please send loads of money my way.

Actually, i think the sitch is that I logged on today to vent some frustration, and then it was like a big love fest with all the venom spewing, like old times, that it made me soft... not soft, in my normal extremely pudgy soft way, but it touched my overworked heart.

*sniff*

I'm hoping this is a temporary condition, or i will need that cash for the lobotomy.

We can't give the money to you -- you are clearly not competent. I will have myself appointed guardian.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Remarkably, there's even a gadgets board for this!

You are such a mom.

Buzz killer.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Fuck off. We will not change the calendar, the heavens, and my drinking plans just to suit the whims of some fickle drunk ho bitch in bum-fuck nowhere who has ignored us for so long and is probably now wiping her fat greasy fingers on the screen.

Concur. I can smell the pork rinds through the screen.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Fringie and I have PM'd about this and we are concerned, most concerned RB about your present state. I suggested to her perhaps you are simply finally getting enough sex, and that is what is wrong with you? Is that it? It has to be something. Can we help somehow?

Warm beer mixed with warm lemonade?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I did not know that trading PM's with fringey would get me pregnant, but thanks for the warning.

My eggs are powerful in their urge to bond with your eggs to form a new human life. You get full custody of the baby.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Lamest Posters Hit Parade*

1. Even_Odds
2. Tyrone
3. Leagl
4. Burger
5. Paigow

*Much like Playboy had to retire Chico State from its list of party schools in the 80s because it was unfairly comparing professionals to amateurs, Bilmore has been retired here based on his 65,000+ posts (but reliable information indicates that he is in the top 5, if not the lamest poster of them all).

You can, if you look, see his actual number of posts now. I figured if I have to be lame, he can be lame with me.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Lamest Posters Hit Parade*

1. Even_Odds
2. Tyrone
3. Leagl
4. Burger
5. Paigow

*Much like Playboy had to retire Chico State from its list of party schools in the 80s because it was unfairly comparing professionals to amateurs, Bilmore has been retired here based on his 65,000+ posts (but reliable information indicates that he is in the top 5, if not the lamest poster of them all).

Ninja, please.

I am no where near the lamest poster here, neither are most of those on your list.

Originally posted by leagleaze
Fringie and I have PM'd about this and we are concerned, most concerned RB about your present state. I suggested to her perhaps you are simply finally getting enough sex, and that is what is wrong with you? Is that it? It has to be something. Can we help somehow?

Shit! You're right! I will immediately stop having sex so that I can return to my old self... shit. I'm telling him right now.

Thanks Dr. Leagle... this could have remained ugly. I will go on hiatus again until i'm sufficiently sex starved.

Originally posted by purse junkie
6 bags counts as a fetish? Then honey, I am a PERV!

no, no, no - 6 Kate Spade bags - just the tip of the iceberg on the overall bag collection. realizing I had 6 spades made me think I may need to get help. (probably not as long as I don't pick up one of those pink LVs)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
We can't give the money to you -- you are clearly not competent. I will have myself appointed guardian.

So what you're saying is that Arby will have her own little monkey? With a coin purse?

Well, grind my organ.

Tax (yes, bitch, I did lob the softball)wonk

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ok until the "Hippie Chick" part.

"Now" always occurs before that part.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by evenodds
Ninja, please.

I am no where near the lamest poster here, neither are most of those on your list.

He's used his ample free time to figure out the most prolific posters. These are just the posters with the five highest number of posts. Bilmore tops all.

You are not lame. But Less wins the LPOD award.