Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Isnt Taxapalooza this weekend?

If so, Wonk's going to be really pissed when he reads this on Monday.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Honey, despite the fact that I haven't been laid since March 17th when Luncbhox man left town, I can guarantee you I've been laid more in the past decade than you have...and, unlike some here, they always try to return for more....you're just a wannabe slut, honey. Speaking of revelations, Lunchbox man called me today and I told him about all the lunchboxes I've bought for him in his absence....can't wait for him to see the Underdog...what a sweet find.

how much billable time have you spent looking for lunchboxes?



(I know. I promised myself I'd stop mentioning her hypocrisy. Damn me, I am weak.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, with all due respect, I'd like to hear that sexy ain't my thing from someone who knows what sexy is...cause I'm not seeing anyone hold you up as the poster chick for sexy.

Sexy ain't your thing.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sexy ain't your thing.

TM

You are now the poster chick for sexy!

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
small mind...narcissism...and insecurity.

So, if you add "psychotic" to the preceding, do you then end up with an unkempt, lard-ass such as yourself?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are now the poster chick for sexy!

??? Like this?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
WOuldnt it be fun if we could all bang each other's lovers just once to see what everyone else is talking about?

I often think that when I'm out drinking with Slave. Ah, the stalkings I have missed.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sexy ain't your thing.

TM

Yeah, but you haven't even met me and I think based on photos you've said I was sexy or hot or pretty or something...so I bet you'd fuck me if I kept my mouth shut...and I'd also bet you wouldn't fuck Paigow with or without her mouth shut.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What's that fancy word for people who are so anxious to show that they aren't obsessed with another person that they constantly run around telling everyone that they are not obsessed with that other person?

Nuts?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bc the mindless work and self-adulation that would be required to achieve this look (as if this were desirable, and it is not) implies a small mind swallowed by narcissism and insecurity. Even wanting this kind of body seems kinda fucked up.

Is this look your goal or something?

No. I would rather be athletic (longer, leaner muscles). But your idea that this is the supreme insult is, like most other things, mostly in your own head.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Shit, I hadn't even realized that. I think this is the longest I've been without sex since i started having sex. Maybe it's time for my token board fuck since i haven't slept with anyone here yet....where's Great Fuck when you need him?

For fuck's sake... isn't someone going to sock this? Its teed up so fucking high... Or maybe thats it... its just too easy.

I'd create a sock, but I'm too lazy. Its easier to complain instead.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yeah, but you haven't even met me and I think based on photos you've said I was sexy or hot or pretty or something...so I bet you'd fuck me if I kept my mouth shut...and I'd also bet you wouldn't fuck Paigow with or without her mouth shut.

Why is everything such a contest with you? Did you place last at a horseshow or somethign as a child?

I am pretty sure he wouldnt fuck either of us, but who gives a shit?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
so I bet you'd fuck me if I kept my mouth shut...

Thurgreed, if that'll do it, then please take one for the team.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
For fuck's sake... isn't someone going to sock this? Its teed up so fucking high... Or maybe thats it... its just too easy.

I'd create a sock, but I'm too lazy. Its easier to complain instead.

OK, i'm done billing for lunchboxes on the client's dime and have to get back to real work now. Toodles.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I would rather be athletic (longer, leaner muscles). But your idea that this is the supreme insult is, like most other things, mostly in your own head.

TM

It isnt the most supreme insult. Its the most applicable. Uh, sorry you don't find that insulting enough?