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08-15-2003, 02:51 PM
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#18706
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Who determines whether you are an -ian, -an, -er, -ite, etc. and how do they do it? I mean, why are there Atlantans, Angelenos (or is it Angeleans), Houstonians, New Yorkers and not Atlantites, Angelites, Houstoners and New Yorkans? Somebody? Anybody? 
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I just call them all assholes. It's much simpler.  |
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08-15-2003, 02:52 PM
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#18707
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by evenodds
I am an Austinite. I grew up on the east coast, but I fell in love with the hill country.
When I was in law school, I was here interviewing for jobs and found the friendliness disconcerting. People talked to me everywhere -- the waiting area in firm offices, elevators.
Now when I travel back east, I wonder what's wrong with everyone else.
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I love the hill country 'cauz hill county in Texas is measured in cup sizes....
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES! |
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08-15-2003, 02:52 PM
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#18708
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Synthetic Diamonds
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK.
And I will only "receive" your "amp" if you're properly "hardwired."
Edited to say - all you dice guys are confusing me.
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I would think that is a risky proposal, especially if there is a notably phallic 6 foot tall Dunleavy VI in the same room. Talk about performance anxiety. |
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08-15-2003, 02:56 PM
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#18709
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
When I was in law school, I was here interviewing for jobs and found the friendliness disconcerting. People talked to me everywhere -- the waiting area in firm offices, elevators.
Now when I travel back east, I wonder what's wrong with everyone else.
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See. It's not just me. Friendly people are (were) a bit scary. Of course, growing up in the north I learned that if someone starts getting friendly to strangers they are usually some sort of freak or escapee. |
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08-15-2003, 02:56 PM
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#18710
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by bilmore
I really don't understand how they do it. It's not even ninety degrees here today, and I'm dyin'.
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Don't go outside unless you absolutely have to. Plus, if you are not outside terribly long, the heat feels kinda good because everything is air-conditioned to meat locker temperatures. |
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08-15-2003, 02:57 PM
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#18711
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Synthetic Diamonds
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I like your response but would like to add that my big screen, and other tech toys are each just as much an investement, IMHO, as buying stock or bonds because I am "investing" in my pleasure and happiness and the returns I get from laying out a few thou for a tech toy far surpass the greatest gains in the market.
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I used to do this too, but now I just run down to the store and buy my utils there directly. It's more efficient that way.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-15-2003, 02:58 PM
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#18712
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
See. It's not just me. Friendly people are (were) a bit scary. Of course, growing up in the north I learned that if someone starts getting friendly to strangers they are usually some sort of freak or escapee.
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She said "disconcerting" not "scary." What the hell kind of wuss are you? |
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08-15-2003, 02:58 PM
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#18713
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I just call them all assholes. It's much simpler.
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Back from your vacation in the Bahamas spending all of the virtual money you took from me at Hold 'em I see.
I think it is assholian. |
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08-15-2003, 02:58 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Synthetic Diamonds
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Originally posted by LessinSF
[insert moronic, asinine, sentence fragment of a response to long quoted post here.]
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I suspect that, when your ratio of masturbatory experiences to actual sex experiences gets too out of whack, you grow morose.
Either that, or your response macro failed. |
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08-15-2003, 02:59 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Now when I travel back east, I wonder what's wrong with everyone else.
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We all wonder that.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-15-2003, 03:01 PM
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#18716
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Just funnin with ya. There was too much Texas love going on and I was trying to shake things up. Actually I have a very good friend who lives in Houston and he loves it. Says Woodland Hills is a great place, I've seen pictures - it's nothing how I envisioned Texas.
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A lot of people forget that Houston is where the gulf coast of the southeast meets the prairies of the northwest meets the piney woods of the northeast meets the wetlands of the southwest. It's flat, but it's generally green, and there are lots of trees. |
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08-15-2003, 03:04 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Back from your vacation in the Bahamas spending all of the virtual money you took from me at Hold 'em I see.
I think it is assholian.
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assholio. related to bunghole. |
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08-15-2003, 03:07 PM
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#18718
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She said "disconcerting" not "scary." What the hell kind of wuss are you?
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Fair enough.
For the record, it was not scary as in sharks but rather scary as in Don King's hair. |
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08-15-2003, 03:08 PM
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#18719
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The FB: All Texas, All the Time
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What I love about Texas ... rodeo committees ... ... rode a horse to school ... teased my hair big ... drove a suburban ... knew astronauts ... hat and boots and gun ... deb ball ...
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Fringey, that's it, I'm moving. Our love child is going to be reared in Texas. None of this uptight limited east coast crap for our darling. |
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08-15-2003, 03:14 PM
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#18720
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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All Things Whacking
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
I suspect that, when your ratio of masturbatory experiences to actual sex experiences gets too out of whack, you grow morose.
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I get it. Masturbation. Out of "whack". Nice touch, Bilmore.
(You had no idea you did that, did you?) |
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